Chapter eight hundred and ten: pee in his mouth(1/2)
Yun Shuer warned, showed her authority to Wen Shouyu and others, and then continued telling the story:
"Qiu Huaici caught me, and of course I refused to accept it, because I am from the Demon Sect and he is from the Immortal Dao and Xuan Sect. We were originally in two hostile formations. Besides, Qiu Huaici also forced my mother to death.
He is my biggest enemy. I really hated him at that time.
However, Qiu Huaici is a die-hard man who keeps his promises. Since he agreed to my mother's last words, he must protect me. Therefore, he is determined and vows to accept me as his disciple.
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Qiu Huaici insisted on accepting me as his disciple, but I firmly refused. One of them had to, and the other refused, so the two of them got into a stalemate. In the end, there was no other way, so I suggested that he and I should have a fight.
It's a battle of martial arts. If Qiu Huaici loses, he has to let me go home. If Qiu Huaici wins, there's no other way. I have to worship him as my teacher and follow him!"
"Etc., etc!"
At this time, Zuo Chuanrong suddenly shouted, interrupted Yun Shuer's story, and asked in surprise: "Your Highness Shuer, what did you just say? You, you said you proposed a wrestling match with Qiu Huaici,
Fight by force?"
Yun Shuer was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said firmly: "That's right!"
Zuo Chuanrong asked: "Well, how old were you then?"
Yun Shuer thought for a moment and replied: "Da, Da Da looks like six or seven years old!"
At this time, Qiu Ze said coldly: "Yun Shu'er, you, a six or seven-year-old Princess of the Demon Sect, actually want to compete in martial arts with the leader of the Xuan Sect who is the best in the world in martial arts. The purpose is to refuse to accept him as your teacher. That's what you said
Bizarre, is it true or false?"
Yun Shuer raised her eyebrows, stared, and asked angrily: "Why, is there something wrong?"
Zuo Chuanrong chuckled and shouted quickly: "Your Highness Shu'er, don't bother with the stubborn dog. Mo Li is the stubborn dog and tell the story. Please continue telling the story!"
If Qiu Ze could twist his neck, at this moment, he would at least give the spineless Zuo Chuanrong a hateful look to vent his anger.
Yun Shuer snorted and glared at Qiu Ze. Ji'er then calmed down and continued telling the story:
"Qiu Huaici listened to my suggestion and almost laughed like a pig. He found it interesting again and got excited for a moment, so he asked me, okay, apprentice, how do you want to compete with your master?
I thought about it and said to Qiu Huaici, "Qiu Huaici, let's do this. How about I arrange a simple formation. If you can get out of my formation within the time of one stick of incense, you will win."
Qiu Huaici had no objection to my competition method at all, so he followed my request and stood in one place without moving, allowing me to arrange an exquisite formation around him, and he waited for me
After setting up the formation, and then activating the formation, he was indeed trapped in the formation."
The things Yun Shuer said before about the Red Chain Divine Art were all publicly circulated in the world and everyone had heard of them. Therefore, the people in Dingkun Pavilion were not interested in them.
However, except for a few relatives such as Mimi and Fanfan, outsiders have no way of knowing what Yun Shu'er has said about her fight with Qiu Huaici when she was a child.
Therefore, when Wen Shouyu and others heard these interesting stories, they didn't say anything on the surface. In fact, they found it quite interesting in their hearts, so they listened seriously.
Wen Shouyu and others listened carefully when they saw that Yun Shuer described the matter in detail, vividly, lively and interestingly. However, when they heard that Yun Shuer, a little child, could actually arrange a formation to defeat Xuanmen, the world's best martial artist.
The alliance leader was trapped and couldn't help but be stunned. Ji'er looked at the calm-looking Yun Shu'er with contempt, and two big words suddenly appeared in his mind:
…………boast!
Wen Shouyu and others were tolerant, while Zuo Chuanrong and others were afraid of death. Therefore, although they felt that what Yun Shuer said was most likely bragging, they complained in their hearts but did not question it on the spot.
However, Qiu Ze sneered and murmured:
"Yun Shu'er, you are bragging without even making a draft. Some stupid people have been practicing immortality for a lifetime, but they still can't arrange an exquisite formation. Even those who are extremely talented and intelligent, if they want to learn how to arrange an array,
This method requires at least several decades of skill. But you, a little kid, can not only lay out exquisite formations, but you can also use them to trap the Xuanmen leader who is the best in the world in martial arts. Since you are so capable, then
Why don’t you go to heaven?”
After flipping through the pages for a moment, Ji'er raised his eyebrows and glared at Qiu Ze. With an angry look on his face, he quickly complained to Yun Shuer: "Sister Bao'er, this old boy named Qiu is scolding you. He is scolding you."
you!"
Yun Shuer smiled and gently rubbed her overturned forehead with her fingertips, nodded, Ji'er's expression tightened, her brows raised, her jade face turned cold, she stared at him, frozen, and sat down in a paralyzed posture,
Sitting on the ground, Qiu Ze asked in a deep voice: "Qiu, are you not convinced that you lost at my hands?"
"right!"
There was anger in Qiu Ze's voice
, shouted loudly: "Yun Shu'er, I'm not convinced. The reason why you were able to trap us was entirely through unexpected sneak attacks. If you have the guts, let us go and let's fight openly!"
After hearing what Qiu Ze said, Yun Shuer clicked her tongue twice, with a look of disdain on her face, and said loudly:
"Qiu, thank you for living a long life and becoming a protector of a sect. I didn't expect that your thoughts are so pedantic and old-fashioned, and you don't know how to adapt. The so-called white cat and black cat that catch mice are good cats. No matter what I use
Whatever the means, as long as it can capture you, that's the skill;
Besides, although I made the first move this time, if you have some real skills, you can definitely come up with a way to get rid of me.
However, after struggling for a long time, you were finally captured by me. After all, I can only blame you for your inability, how can you blame others!"
After hearing Yun Shuer's words, Qiu Ze was extremely distressed. He didn't think about whether what the other party said was reasonable. Instead, he became even more aggrieved and angry, arguing:
"Yun Shu'er, don't play rogue. If you hadn't taken the lead and taken the lead at every step, how could we have been led by you and eventually fallen into your trap and been captured by you?"
Yun Shuer rolled her eyes, made a sound, and said sarcastically:
"Qiu, you are incompetent, so don't be aggrieved and blame others.
Yes, it is true that I was the first to attack you, but even so, so what.
This is like a teacher giving a question. Although I will attack you first, as long as you perform well on the spot and are strong enough, you can definitely counterattack me.
Although I took the lead in attacking you, I didn't kill you. It's because you are incapable of getting rid of my pursuit, right?"
"you…………!"
Qiu Ze was hit hard by Yun Shuer's words and was speechless. He was so angry that his face turned red immediately and he gritted his teeth with hatred.
Yun Shuer saw that Qiu Ze was unruly and interrupted her speech several times, which made her very unhappy. So, she looked sideways at Fan Fan standing on Mimi's head and asked softly: "Little Fan Fan
, do you want to poop?"
After all, Fan Fan was a simple little kid. Hearing Yun Shuer's sudden question, he didn't think about it for a moment. He was stunned for a moment, shook his head, and answered honestly: "No!"
Yun Shuer asked Mimi again: "Old Mi, where are you?"
Lao Yin Coin has rich experience in martial arts and is very knowledgeable. Mimi smiled, nodded and said, "I want to pee!"
Yun Shuer pointed at Qiu Ze, who was slumped on the ground, frozen and hard, and said: "Old honey, this person gets angry after eating shit and has a bad mouth. I heard that Luzi's urine can deodorize. If you want to pee,
, why not pee into his mouth?"
When Wen Shouyu and others heard Yun Shuer's words, they were all startled and surprised. They stared at Yun Shuer stupidly, feeling a roar in their hearts and making complaints.
Damn it! No way! He can even think of such a desperate punishment method, what a talent!
However, in other words, Yun Shuer is so cunning, cunning, and uses all kinds of tricks to do things. She is truly a feared witch!
When Qiu Ze heard Yun Shuer's vulgar and weird way of punishing him, he was suddenly burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, his eyes turned black, and there was a loud bang in his head.
After a moment, he regained his composure, his face changed drastically, his eyes were on fire, he gritted his teeth, and roared angrily: "Yun Shu'er, a scholar cannot be killed but cannot be humiliated. You are a f*cking hero after all. Don't be too crazy in doing things, and don't be too crazy in life."
It’s so low-level!”
Alas! It’s no wonder that Qiu Ze is so angry and anxious, because if Mimi uses his mouth as a urinal and urinates into it, then once this matter gets out, it will leave a trace in his life.
A stigma that cannot be washed away and becomes the laughing stock of others will be something you will never be able to hold your head up for.
Yun Shu'er chuckled, not caring about Qiu Ze's anger at all, and said coldly: "Guardian Qiu, please stop blaming me. I won't let you do this. If you make me unhappy today, I will humiliate you. You
What can you do to me? Can't you still move your tongue? Aren't you disobedient to me? Aren't you quite strong-willed? Since you are so strong-willed, if you have the guts, bite your tongue and commit suicide to show your determination through death!"
Qiu Ze saw that Yun Shuer was clearly sure of victory against the people in Dingkun Pavilion, but he still wanted to play with them. After a chase, he spent half his life in cultivation in vain. Because he was feeling aggrieved and resentful, at this moment
, he just wanted to have sex with Yun Shuer and vent his anger.
Qiu Ze had never thought about death at all. Since he did not have the courage to commit suicide, Yun Shuer's ridicule hit home. His breath was stagnant, his chest hurt, his face turned pale, and his lips twitched.
Gritting teeth and being speechless!
Mimi watched with cold eyes, taking in Qiu Ze's expression. Her lips curled up slightly, revealing a hint of a bad smile. Then, she twisted her buttocks, slowly ran towards Qiu Ze, and said with a smile: "Little Bao'er
Baby, I need to pee,
This is indecent, you are a girl, please don’t peek in?"
Yun Shuer responded crisply, turned away, suppressed her laughter, and shouted loudly: "Old honey, I'm not a psychopath, what's the point of peeing? I won't peek, just pee on him,
But you have to be slow and don’t choke him to death, you know?”
Mimi opened her voice, her voice filled with joy, and loudly agreed: "Okay!"
The little brat likes to tease people and watch shows that tease people. When he saw Mimi trying to urinate, he immediately became interested. He smiled and shouted: "Sister Bao'er, I want to poop now too. I don't want to poop."
Can you shit into Qiu’s mouth?”
Yun Shuer smiled brightly, nodded, waved her arms, like a silly son of a landlord throwing money to others, and shouted boldly: "Okay, wait until Lao Mi is finished, you can come on, you want one
Come one at a time, don’t be in a hurry, don’t be in a hurry!”
The little kid smiled, with excitement and expectation on his face, so he stared at Qiu Ze with burning eyes, waiting only for Mimi to finish the job so that he could punish the opponent.
Wen Shouyu felt that what Yun Shuer did was really deceptive and shameless. She was a little angry and wanted to stop her. However, her lips twitched and her thoughts flashed, and she finally held back.
To be continued...