Chapter 793: Escape from life and death!
He turned his head and raised his head, looked at the sky, and thought hard for a moment. Then, his eyes lit up, a smile appeared on his face, and he replied in a brisk voice:
"Cheng Hanshi, what's going on, actually, this is what it's about.
As for us, since we came to your Tianyan Peak, the adults like my sister Guo'er have been either practicing martial arts and practicing the art of war on the playground every day, or gathering together to gamble and play cards, and they have been very busy for a while.
As for us animals, we naturally play with children. In addition to walking around, hiding and seeking, and playing in the mud every day on Tianyan Peak, if we feel bored, we will also come up with some weird tricks.
Come for fun and pass the time.
There is a child in the Hidden Sword Sect. You must have met him. His name is Chen Bao'er. He is now the nominal disciple of my sister Guo'er. Don't look at Chen Bao'er's honest appearance. In fact, he is cunning. He is not
But he is a flatterer, and he is very evil-minded.
Last night, when I missed you and came to visit you, Chen Baoer caught a big, big, yellow-haired mouse in the back mountain. He found it strange, so he brought the mouse and told us
Discuss what should be done with that strange rat.
Seeing how fat the mouse was, Lao Mi had a great appetite and shouted without thinking, "Hmm! Everyone, I have eaten chicken, pork, beef, and mutton, but I have never eaten mouse meat. I heard that mouse meat is fine, tender, and plump."
@ juice, let’s fry this yellow-haired mouse and eat it!
Cheng Hanshi, you know that my little fairy is a kind little bird with a good heart. Although mice are annoying, they still have lives. You ate them for no reason. This is inevitable.
It was too vicious, so after my fierce opposition, everyone finally rejected Lao Mi’s tempting suggestion.
It was Chen Baoer's turn to make suggestions. Chen Baoer thought for a while and said with a smile. He said that rats are very smart and have a high IQ. Their little heads actually have the wisdom of a two-year-old child. How about we teach rats some special skills?
, then take it to the street and let it perform as a performer to make money and increase our income.
To be honest, Chen Baoer's suggestion was actually very interesting and fun, but I rejected it without thinking.
Cheng Hanshi, you don’t know that this little kid Chen Baoer is not only obsessed with
He has a bad eye, and he is also a flatterer. He knows that he clings to my sister Baoer all day long and asks for benefits. This annoys me the most. Therefore, I will oppose any suggestion he puts forward, whether it is right or wrong, and I will firmly oppose it!
"
Cheng Hanshi looked at Fan Fan and listened to Fan Fan's ramble, vividly telling stories about how to deal with yellow-haired mice, while secretly complaining.
Damn it! This ghost bird just likes to belittle others and promote himself. He talks nonsense and talks nonsense. Chen Baoer is a flatterer and has a bad mind. However, the fact is that it is clearly you and Chen Baoer who are in front of Yun Shuer.
Is it okay to be jealous and narrow-minded?
"Chen Bao'er saw that I didn't agree with his idea, so he tried a few more ideas, but I rejected them one by one. When he saw that I couldn't do this or that, he repeatedly opposed him, and he became a little unhappy.
Chen Baoer raised his eyebrows, stared, and shouted angrily, "Well, Xiao Fanfan, why do you always oppose me? Since my method is not good, then if you have the ability, give everyone a good idea on how to deal with it."
A yellow-haired rat?
Hehe! Cheng Hanshi, in fact, I have already figured out a terrible way to deal with the yellow-haired mice. After listening to Chen Baoer's inquiry, I got what I wanted, so I stopped pretending, so I shared my idea with the pot.
Tell it, tell it.
I told them that my method of dealing with yellow-haired mice is actually very simple. It is a game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and the name of this game is,
.........Life, death, escape, escape!"
Fanfan suddenly stopped talking, stared at Cheng Hanshi, and asked: "Cheng Hanshi, do you know what the great escape of life and death is?"
Cheng Hanshi was stunned for a moment, then shook his head, thinking, Damn it, ghost bird, I'm not here at the scene, and I'm not a god who can pinch and calculate, let alone play any games, how do I know what a life and death battle is?
Looking at Cheng Hanshi's confused look, he smiled and said with a hint of pride in his tone:
"Cheng Hanshi, I know you don't know. In that case, I won't embarrass you. Let me tell you the truth. In fact, this so-called life and death escape game is like this.
First, we placed some basins filled with clean water around the house, and then, we covered the mice
Pour the grease on it, then light the mouse's tail and place the mouse on the ground.
If a mouse's tail is on fire and feels uncomfortable being burned by the fire, it will flee in all directions. If the mouse is smart enough, it will naturally jump into the basin to save itself. If it is not smart enough, it will have no choice but to let the fire burn itself alive.
The ground burned to death.”
Cheng Hanshi listened to the game of burning the rat and letting the rat dive into the water to save itself. He smiled bitterly and shook his head secretly.
Damn it, you ghost bird, Mimi just said she wanted to eat rats, and you also said they are vicious, but compared to firing rats, isn't your method of burning live rats more cruel?
With a proud smile on his face and a soft voice, Fan Fan continued:
"I couldn't wait to tell Lao Mi and Chen Baoer about this life-and-death escape game. After hearing my plan, the two guys couldn't help but shine with their eyes and clapped their hands. Not only did they give me a thumbs up, they expressed their deep approval.
, and also impatient to implement my plan.
Chen Baoer carried the mouse and hurriedly ran to the yard and found an open space. First, we placed basins filled with clean water around the yard. Then, we poured grease on the mouse and waited until the mouse's tail was lit.
, put it on the ground, and then we stepped aside and watched the mouse's escape of life and death with great anticipation.
Alas! Cheng Hanshi, we thought mice would be very smart, but who knew that the yellow-haired mouse that was on fire was so stupid that it was so uncomfortable being roasted by the fire that it actually left the water basin next to it without jumping, even to itself.
Instead, he was wrapped in fire and scurrying around like headless flies. He was running around, but he ran into a remote pavilion and ignited the carpet inside. As a result, the result...
…!”
At this point, Fan Fan's voice suddenly became quieter, almost inaudible, and then he glanced at Cheng Hanshi's face with flickering eyes, like a child who had done something wrong, nervous and reserved, with an apologetic look on his face.
Cheng Hanshi had heard about the life-and-death escape game. At this moment, even a fool would know what would happen next without going into details.
Cheng Hanshi drooped his eyelids, his face was gloomy, he stared at the little kid intently, suppressed the anger in his heart, and asked in a deep voice:
Chapter completed!