What!

You ate, passed, shit!

????????????

As soon as Mimi said this, it was unexpected and struck everyone with thunder. Everyone was shocked and all stared at it, their eyes full of doubts and questions.

Fan Fan originally wanted to make fun of Mimi, but he didn't expect that Mimi would not take the ordinary path and not hesitate to slander herself. She actually gave it such an incredible and shocking answer, which immediately calmed it down.

The little kid was stunned for a moment, and when he came to his senses, he thought he was hallucinating. His eyes sparkled, he smiled, and he quickly asked: "Old honey, what did you say? You said you had eaten shit. Really?"

Is it fake?"

"of course it's true!"

In order to perform the trick realistically, Mimi nodded, with a solemn expression and a hint of shame. Her voice was low and she replied seriously: "Xiao Fanfan, don't think about it, eating shit is not a glorious thing.

Do I need to use such shameful things to vilify myself? Do I need to use such shameful things to joke with you? "

After thinking about it for a while, I agreed with Mimi's words, because eating shit is indeed not a very honorable thing. In order to save face, shameful things like eating shit are not even concealed by others, but they will be announced to the public.

Everybody, let yourself die!

Fan Fan smiled and nodded, murmuring: "Yes! Lao Mi, you are right!"

Then, it remembered that Lao Mi was always picky, judgmental and very picky about the food when he was eating. He didn't expect that he would eat feces secretly. This was different from Lu She, who was usually very clean.

It’s completely inconsistent. The contrast is too great. It’s so funny!

I recall that the arrogant Mimi actually eats shit. This thing is funny enough in itself. What's more important is that it just deliberately asked Mimi if she had eaten shit. The purpose was to dig a hole and make the other party die in embarrassment.

, Now, Mimi actually admitted to eating shit in public, and her face really fell into her crotch. In this way, it indirectly achieved its goal, so in the blink of an eye, it felt happy.

The flowers are there, so happy!

Fan Fan is used to fighting with Mimi on weekdays. Sometimes, he likes to see Mimi die when his car rolls over. Therefore, at this moment, the opportunity is rare, how can the little brat give up attacking Mimi so easily!

"Hehe! It's funny, it's so funny, Lao Mi can actually eat shit, Lao Mi can actually eat shit!"

Fanfan didn't care whether the thing was true or not, it just wanted to embarrass Mimi, so it jumped on Mimi's forehead, overjoyed, its eyes narrowed into a thread, and it laughed half-seriously, and laughed for a while.

She leaned forward and backward, swaying this way and that. If she hadn't flapped her wings and stabilized herself in time, she would have almost rolled down Mimi's head.

As if he was afraid that others wouldn't hear him, Fan Fan laughed more and more proudly, and laughed louder and louder. While laughing, he shouted loudly: "Hahahaha! Old honey, you really made me laugh to death. I have never heard of wild dogs eating shit."

Yes, I didn’t expect that a deer of yours can actually eat shit. Moreover, this deer that eats shit is also a decent fairy deer. It’s funny, it’s funny, it’s so funny!”

Although Mimi was mentally prepared, looking at the little kid gloating about his misfortune, she still felt very unhappy and couldn't help but get angry for no reason. However, for the sake of the overall situation, she gritted her teeth and endured it, secretly thinking: "Damn it.

, little brat, is it really that funny?

, since you think it’s so funny, then why don’t you laugh yourself to death?”

Although Mimi was dissatisfied in her heart, her face had drooped eyelids and a look of frustration. She sighed and said wiltedly: "Xiao Fanfan, please stop teasing me. Regarding my shit-eating thing, although there are some

It’s unbelievable, absurd and funny, but the reason why I am like this is because I am forced by the situation and there is no other way!”

Fan Fan continued to laugh, laughing until tears came out, and shouted unevenly: "Hey! Lao Mi, the reason why you eat shit is not because you are hungry. Is there any other reason? What?

You are forced by the situation and there is nothing you can do about it. Is there anyone else who can hold your head down and force you to eat shit?"

"Damn it, little brat, stop laughing. If you laugh at me again, don't blame me for falling out with you!"

Mimi was really annoyed when she saw that the little brat was not finished. She raised her eyebrows, her face darkened, and she scolded angrily. Ji'er, her mouth tightened, her expression darkened again, and she pretended to be guilty, and she defended herself:

"Little brat, if you don't know the situation, don't talk nonsense. In fact, the reason why I eat shit is because I have a strange disease. I have to eat shit in order for my body to recover. Otherwise, it would be fine. What would I do?

You have to touch that disgusting thing!"

Although Lu Ye and others were curious as to why Mimi, a virtuous fairy deer, was eating shit, looking at Fan Fan and Mimi, the beasts, singing along, it looked like they had done it deliberately.

, I remembered Fan Fan and Mimi’s insidiousness, so I was a little skeptical of Mimi’s words.

Yun Shuer and Mimi spent day and night together, and knew what kind of person Mimi was. At this moment, seeing that Mimi did not hesitate to taint herself, and deliberately kept talking about the disgusting thing of eating shit, she did not understand Mimi's intention, so in order to make Mimi's

The performance became even more exciting, so he automatically became Mimi's assistant.

"Holy shit!"

Yun Shuer's expression froze, and she stared at Mimi intently, her eyes round, with a look of shock on her face, and she screamed: "Old Mi, you can't, I have been with you for so many years.

, why have I never heard you mention that when did you become so sick that you needed to eat shit to survive? I have never heard anyone say that there is a strange disease in the world that actually requires eating shit to recover? I

Growing up, I have only heard of dietary therapy, medicinal therapy, and pedicure, but I have never heard of fecal therapy. Is there such a weird way to treat diseases as fecal therapy in this world?"

Seeing that Yun Shu'er was not willing to be left alone, Mimi wanted to get involved. Although the performance was exaggerated, it was happy in its heart and the performance became more and more energetic. So, she raised her eyebrows and turned over at Yun Shu'er.

He rolled his eyes, pursed his lips, and shouted displeasedly:

"Bao'er, there are all kinds of wonders in the world. You are young and have limited knowledge. You don't know that eating feces can cure diseases. There is nothing strange about that.

Besides, if it were me as a boy, I wouldn't believe it if eating shit could cure diseases. However, later on, it really happened to me and I experienced it personally.

Come on, I can’t help but not believe it, and you can’t help it either!”

When people from the Hidden Sword Sect heard the nonsense that Mimi made up, Lu Ye and other experienced people naturally didn't believe it, but some people with simple minds really believed it.

For example, some women!

For example, a child!

The one who called Xiang Yun Shuer before

The little boy who shouted that he would never surrender and expressed his great unyielding spirit saw that Mimi was telling the truth and had a sincere face. He really believed it. Although he felt that eating shit was very disgusting, he also found it interesting.

The child chuckled, lowered his voice, and secretly asked a middle-aged woman next to him: "Mom, can eating feces really cure diseases?"

The woman looked at the child with eyes full of love and doting. She stretched out her palm and gently stroked her son's hair. She thought for a moment and smiled softly: "Xiaojun, there are all kinds of strange things in the world. Since there are strange things,

Naturally, there will be strange prescriptions for diseases. Whether eating shit can cure the disease, I have never seen this kind of thing before, but everything is possible, I think it should be possible!"

But an old man behind him shook his head and whispered: "Aluo, don't talk nonsense and teach bad children. The so-called eating shit can cure diseases is all the nonsense of that cheap deer. Can't you see it?

The reason why the other party said this is because they are deliberately trying to disgust us, scare us, and use psychological tricks on us. We must not be affected by their words to avoid being deceived!"

Although the woman did not completely agree with what the old man said in her heart, due to the fact that the other man was a father-in-law, she still had a smile on her face and nodded pretending to be meek.

At this time, a middle-aged man next to him looked at the woman, then at the child, and laughed softly: "Aluo, you are a little more courageous. This Yun Shu'er is here to cause trouble. I hope this sect

When the family is in danger, you bring your children out to watch the fun, aren't you afraid that a scuffle will break out later and the children will be hurt?"

The child quickly held his mother's finger, shook her arm, pouted, and begged in a sweet voice: "Mom, I won't leave, I won't leave, I want to watch the fun here, I want to watch the fun here

!”

The grandfather dotes on his grandson even more than a woman. When he saw that the child was unwilling, he quickly smiled and said: "Don't worry, although Yun Shuer is fierce, he has no intention of hurting others. Since Xiaojun doesn't want to go back, let him

It’s good to stay here, boy, and let him see the wonders and see the world!”

The child received the support of his grandfather, he smiled and shouted quickly: "Grandpa is right, grandpa is right, boys should see more strange things and see more of the world, so that they can accumulate experience in the world and be conducive to their growth.

!”

The woman glared at her son, frowning and keeping a straight face, but her eyes were full of love.

When the child saw that his mother had no objection and that he had won, he smiled and stuck out his tongue playfully. Then he looked at Mimi again and listened to Mimi's story.

When a man sees an old man and a woman pampering and pampering her children, it is very inappropriate. He groans in his heart and wants to give some advice. After thinking about it, he feels that such matters are none of his business, so he immediately holds back.

After all, Fanfan is an innocent and ignorant child. Although Mimi is rambling and talking nonsense, he somewhat believes in Mimi's story about eating shit to cure illnesses. He is temporarily interested.

He smiled and asked loudly:

"Old honey, tell me, tell me quickly, what kind of strange disease do you have that you need to eat shit to survive?"

(Haha! Our old honey is going to make a big move and decide the world in one fell swoop!

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