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Chapter 668: Green his wife(1/2)

Mimi was stunned for a moment, then came to her senses, chased after Yun Shuer, and asked in surprise: "Bao'er, how could we just leave?"

Yun Shuer glanced at Mimi and said calmly: "Old Mi, if you want to stay, just stay, no one will stop you!"

Seeing that Yun Shuer's expression was wrong and her words were wrong, Mimi turned around and glanced at Qiu Huaici inside the thatched cottage. Her mouth squirmed and she hesitated to speak. She had no choice but to follow Yun Shuer and leave together.

Alas! She has grown into a big girl and is ready to get married. Why hasn’t she changed at all? Are she still so naughty and likes to play tricks on her?

Alas! How can this girl be so naughty and dishonest? Fortunately, I collected peach blossoms, cast spells, and dressed myself up carefully to look handsome. I originally wanted to give you a surprise, but who?

Knowing that you actually want to leave, what a waste of my expression!

Qiu Huaici pressed his palms flatly on the strings, and the sound of the piano suddenly stopped. He slowly stood up, and with a flash of his body, he rushed out of the residence and caught up with Yun Shuer without saying a word.

, bent down to be hugged by the princess, picked up Yun Shuer, turned around, and turned back to his residence with a whoosh.

ah!

ah!

One exclamation came from Yun Shuer, and the other exclamation came from Fan Fan.

Fanfan was originally standing on Yun Shuer's shoulder, twisting his head to look at the scenery, and was in a good mood. However, he was caught off guard, and Qiu Huaici snatched his ride away. He was so frightened that he screamed and flew up.

He flipped over and hovered in the air, turned around and looked at the back of Qiu Huaici holding his car and running wildly. His head was covered with black lines and his face was confused.

this?

This this?

This, this, this???

How many breaths of time.

"Lao Mi, what's going on?"

After turning around and coming back to his senses, he stared at Mimi with his big eyes, and asked in surprise: "Qiu Huaici, what the hell is he doing, what does he mean, this is fine, why did he rob me?

Mazi?"

(Ugh! Everyone, the horse in Fan Fan’s mouth does not mean girlfriend, but means car. This is all the result of Lao Mi’s misdeeds and the indiscriminate knowledge of Fan Fan’s children!)

Ah! Hahahahaha......

Mimi had long been overjoyed by Qiu Huaici's sexy tricks. She lay on the ground and rolled around, with the muscles on her face squeezed together and full of wrinkles. She laughed loudly: "It's funny, it's funny, it really made me laugh to death, no."

To think that Qiu Huaici, who has always been rigid and dull, would actually steal his wife, a child can be taught, he really is a child!"

Fanfan didn't understand, so he became anxious and asked loudly and fiercely: "Old honey, please tell me clearly. Qiu Huaici is causing trouble. Why are you robbing his wife? Who is his wife? She is mine.

Sister Bao'er? But, when did my sister Bao'er become his wife?"

"Hey! Little brat, you are a little bird, what do you know about love?"

Mimi stood up and explained with a smile: "Turn over, Qiu Huaici likes your sister Guo'er, and has long since designated your sister Guo'er as his future wife. Now, your sister Guo'er ignores her.

Qiu Huaici, if he doesn't snatch your sister Guo'er back and lets your sister Guo'er run around, what if your sister Guo'er falls in love with someone else, marries someone else, or is cheated on by someone else?

What should I do with Huaici!"

He rolled his eyes, thought hard for a moment, and asked with confusion: "Old honey, what you said is easy to understand, but what does it mean to be cheated on?"

Mimi's eyes were wide open, and she thought hard for a moment, and replied with a smile: "Fan Fan, let me explain it to you like this. Let me ask you first, there are so many delicious things in the world, and for

For you, a greedy cat, what is your favorite delicacy?"

After turning it over and thinking about it carefully, he smiled and shouted: "Yeah! Lao Mi, I like to eat pearl fried rice noodles, braised beef, donkey meat clay pot rice, uh, if I want to say my favorite food, there are only a few,

It’s the fried silkworm chrysalis!”

When I read about fried silkworm chrysalis, I remembered the deliciousness of fried silkworm chrysalis, my eyes gleamed strangely, my neck squirmed, and I swallowed saliva.

Mimi nodded and asked with a smile: "Look, you like to eat fried silkworm chrysalis the most, but if someone brings you a plate of fried silkworm chrysalis smeared with feces, will you still eat it? It's okay.

Does it smell good?"

vomit!

Fan Fan exaggeratedly made a vomiting expression, and then shouted loudly: "Old Mi, if a plate of fried silkworm chrysalis is smeared with feces, it will definitely smell very bad. For such dirty things

, I will directly kick him over, I will also

Damn it!"

"Yes, yes!"

Mimi nodded and said with a smile: "Look, it's just like the fried silkworm chrysalis you like to eat has been smeared with feces. Once a woman is cheated by someone else, to the man who likes her, his woman is like

It feels like shit is smeared on the body, which makes him feel disgusted and doesn't want to eat it. Even if he can't bear to let him go and wants to continue eating, it won't taste very good!"

Fan Fan turned his little head to the left, turned to the right, and raised it slightly, thinking hard. He seemed to understand Mimi's principles, but he seemed not to understand. He paused for a moment, stared at Mimi, and asked: "Old Mi,

You mean, if my Sister Baoer is cheated by someone else, even if Qiu Huaici likes my Sister Baoer, he won’t want to eat my Sister Baoer’s dish? Moreover, even if he wants to eat me

Sister Bao'er's dish will definitely not taste very fragrant by then, right?"

"Yeah!!!"

Fan Fan nodded and said with a smile: "Fan Fan, if your sister Bao'er is cheated by someone else, even if Qiu Huaici wants to eat your sister Bao'er's dish, it will definitely not taste good. By then, guess what?

How, how, how will he feel?"

Fan Fan smiled and shouted: "Old Mi, no one likes to eat a plate of fried silkworm chrysalis smeared with feces. If my sister Bao'er is cheated by someone else, even if Qiu Huaici wants to eat my Bao'er...

When I serve the dishes, I must feel unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy!"

"Yes!"

Mimi nodded and said with a smile: "Qiu Huaici is afraid that your sister Bao'er will be cheated by someone else, and that your dish will not taste good, so he will come out to steal your wife and yours."

Is it Ma Zi’s?”

After listening to Mimi's pioneering explanation, I finally figured out why Qiu Huaici wanted to steal his car. However, although he knew the serious consequences of a woman being raped on a man, he didn't understand anything.

It is truly green, so its little head can't help but think wildly.

How many breaths of time.

Suddenly his eyes lit up, and his face was enlightened. He was extremely happy and shouted excitedly: "Old honey, let me tell you some good news. After listening to your explanation, I suddenly thought of a way to deal with Qiu Huaici.

This is a stupid method!"

Mimi was stunned and asked: "What method?"

Fan Fan smiled and said: "Old honey, Qiu Huaici always looks like a coward and coaxes me. Sometimes I feel very unhappy when I see him. So, if he dares to make me unhappy again in the future, I will give him my

Sister Guo'er has cheated on her, so I want to make him unhappy and unhappy!"

Well!

this?

Mimi was shocked by Fan Fan's words, her expression froze, and her eyeballs almost fell to the ground. She stared at Fan Fan's figure, paused for a moment, and when she came to her senses, she burst into laughter.

There was a burst of laughter, rolling on the ground, laughing until tears came out.

a ha ha ha!!!…………

Mimi laughed so hard that her body twitched, and her laughter was a little uneven. While smiling, she shouted: "Xiao Fanfan, you, you, a little bird actually want to make love to your sister Bao'er, you, what do you know about green?"

?

Haha! Xiao Fanfan, you really know how to think, you dare to think, it’s interesting, it’s so interesting, it’s so funny, it’s so funny!”

Well!

This this?

What does this mean?

Was what I just said so funny?

Looking over and over, looking at Mimi's wild laughter, I felt like something was wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it. In short, it seemed that I might have said the wrong thing!

When Fan Fan saw Mimi's playful look, he felt inexplicably angry and angry. His face darkened and he yelled at Mimi fiercely: "Old Mi, are you fucking sick? This is for no reason.

Why are you laughing? What was wrong with what I just said, and why was it so funny? Is it so funny?"

"Xiao Fanfan, what you said...!"

Seeing that Fan Fan was angry, Mimi quickly gritted her teeth, held back her laughter, and stood up. She originally wanted to explain to Fan Fan what being a green person really was, and the physical conditions required to be green with others.

However, at this time, a thought flashed in his mind, and he suddenly had bad thoughts.

Mimi's expression calmed down, she looked at Fan Fan, and said in a calm and serious tone: "Xiao Fan Fan, actually, the method you just came up with to deal with Qiu Huaici is very correct, and the reason why I laugh at you is not because of anything else.

, but I am laughing at you for trying to shake a tree and not overestimating your abilities. You must know that Qiu Huaici is the best in the world in martial arts and his skills are very powerful. How can a little bird like you not be able to deal with them?

It can be defeated!"

"What!"

After all, Fan Fan was an ignorant little kid. After hearing Mimi’s stimulating words, his competitive spirit and energy came up. He was totally dissatisfied with Qiu Huaici. Ji’er stared at her eyes and huffed.

He shouted: "Old honey, I can't beat Qiu Huaici? Is he that awesome? I looked up and found that Xiaoxian was once the spiritual pet of Xiaoyanjun in the underworld. He learned a lot of skills. I am the only one who can take in the food.
To be continued...
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