Chapter 66: Riding a Tiger is funny
Zhiwei smiled happily, approached Yun Shu'er, salivated, and asked excitedly: "Shu'er, do you really want to reward everyone with gold?"
"Your Highness, you promise a thousand pieces of gold, of course what you say is true!"
Yun Shuer waved her hand proudly, nodded with an air of dignity, chuckled, thought for a moment, and loudly announced a temporary decision to the girls: "Due to the operation of helping His Highness to capture the tiger this time,
Zhi'er has contributed the most, so in order to reward her love for me, I decided to reward her with ten bags of gold!"
Knowing that her little face was red with joy and excitement this time, she could hardly breathe. She was startled for a moment, and then she quickly jumped up and shouted slogans at the top of her lungs:
"Long live Shu'er! Long live Shu'er! Long live Shu'er! One by one."
Come on! What makes a lot of effort, isn’t it just shouting slogans and flattering people loudly?
The girls thought disapprovingly in their hearts, but on their faces they still followed Zhiwei and shouted slogans enthusiastically.
Hey! I know I can’t afford to offend this little witch!
Yun Shuer hugged Zhiwei's shoulders, lowered her voice, and said with a smile in her ear: "Zhi'er, you are a little money-crazy, my highness has accidentally been deceived by this little girl like you.
The gold, you should be satisfied now!"
Zhiwei smiled and replied softly and shamelessly: "Hey! Shu'er, if you give me ten more bags, then I will be really satisfied!"
Yun Shuer pushed Zhiwei away, rolled her eyes, and shouted angrily: "Zhier, you are such a greedy person. If you do this again, I will really ignore you!"
"Hey! Shu'er, you're angry. I was teasing you, but you took it seriously, really!"
Zhiwei bumped Yun Shuer's shoulder affectionately with his shoulder. He smiled playfully and hurriedly smiled. Seeing that Yun Shuer turned his head away and raised his face slightly, looking very angry, he stretched out his hand and put his hand on Yun Shuer.
He scratched his waist.
Yun Shuer was ticklish and jumped up quickly, dodging Zhiwei's tickling, giggling and begging for mercy: "Hey hey hey! Zhi'er, Zhi'er, stop making trouble, stop making trouble!"
Zhiwei stopped attacking Yun Shu'er when he saw that it was good, hugged her, and asked with a smile: "Are you afraid?"
"Afraid, afraid. Afraid. Once Zhi'er takes action, Shu'er can only run away. How can I not be afraid! I'm scared to death!"
Yun Shuer giggled and nodded. She and Zhiwei played around for a while, glanced at the tiger, and then asked with a smile: "Zhi'er, tell me, how are we going to deal with this big insect now?"
Zhiwei stared at the tiger intently, tilted his head, frowned, and thought seriously for a moment. After a moment, his brows relaxed, his face showed joy, he clapped his palms together, and shouted happily: "Shu'er,
I thought of a way, why not, let's eat the tiger! Look! We have eaten beef, mutton, pork, chicken, snake meat, venison and rabbit meat, but we have never eaten tiger meat. Today is a rare opportunity, so we might as well kill the tiger.
, also try the taste of tiger meat, okay!"
When Zhiwei thought of facing the bowls of fragrant tiger meat and feasting on it, he became greedy and swallowed his saliva. Then, when he saw Yun Shuer staring at her like a monster, his heart went crazy and he felt a little uneasy.
Then he carefully continued: "...Shu'er, if we kill the tiger, the tiger meat can be fried or stir-fried, the tiger bones can be used to make soup, the tiger skin can be used to make clothes, and what about the tiger claws?
Do you think it’s okay to be a flying armor?”
Yun Shuer's eyes widened and she stared at Zhiwei intently. Her expression was stagnant and her expression flickered. Then, she suddenly stretched out her hand and hit Zhiwei's head with a bang. She jumped into a rage and scolded him harshly: "
Zhi'er, can't you think of any good ideas in your little head besides gold and eating? Eat tiger meat, huh! You can't think of it, this tiger is not a cow, a sheep, a pig, etc.
It's a bargain, it's a rare thing, and it was caught by His Highness himself, how difficult it is! You, you actually want to eat it, you are such a waste of natural resources, you don't know what is good and what is good, I am really angry to death, so angry to death
It's me!"
Isn’t it just an idea? If you don’t want to eat, you won’t eat. Do you need to be so excited? You even hit someone, really!
Zhiwei murmured in her heart, she rubbed the place where she was beaten, thought for a moment, put on a smile and said sarcastically: "Hehe! Shu'er, you are right, this tiger is a rare thing, indeed not comparable to a cow.
It's a sheep, a pig, it would be a pity to eat it like this, then, you have an idea, what do you think we should do?"
Yun Shuer tilted her head, bit her fingers, thought for a moment, relaxed her brows, and shouted excitedly: "By the way, I have a good idea. I want to tame this tiger and let it be my mount.
I just ride it around for fun. If I ride it into the busy city, I will definitely scare the shit out of others and make them jump like dogs."
Yun Shuer said, as if she could see in her eyes how other people were peeing and peeing after seeing her riding a tiger, and she couldn't help but giggle proudly.
Zhiwei's eyes lit up after hearing Yun Shuer's idea, yes! Using a tiger as a mount and riding it around would be so majestic and majestic! She nodded in agreement quickly and shouted happily: "Yes, yes, yes
!That’s it. Shu’er, I want to ride a tiger too, and I want to ride first!”
Yun Shu'er was stunned after hearing Zhi'er's request, and asked in surprise: "Why do you want to ride first? I caught the tiger, should I ride first?"
Zhiwei quickly shouted: "I saw the tiger first!"
Yun Shuer's face changed and she shouted angrily: "I saw it first, okay?"
"I saw it first!"
"I saw it first!"
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Yun Shuer and Zhiwei put their hands on their hips, stretched their necks, and their eyes were blazing. They glared at each other, their faces turned red and they refused to give in. After a pause, they put their hands on their hips, turned their faces, pointed at Zhixiang and others, and stared at each other.
Then they asked in unison, full of threats: "Tell me, who of the two of us saw the tiger first? If you tell lies, you will be surprised later!"
Chixiang et al.
The man quickly turned away, looking at the sky, the ground, the trees, and his fingers. He turned a deaf ear to Yun Shuer and Zhiwei's questioning, and pretended to be deaf and dumb to their argument.
Alas! Both of us are ancestors and no one can offend anyone. Why don’t I pretend to be stupid?
Knowing that she would not give up, she put her hands on her hips again, raised her face slightly, glared at Yun Shu'er, and shouted angrily: "Shu'er, they are afraid that you will settle the score and retaliate, so they dare not testify for me, but Tiger is indeed
The first thing I saw was that you were playing rogue. If you don't let me ride the tiger first today, hum! I, I will ignore you and never play with you again!"
After Zhiwei said that, he turned his head away, as if he was breaking off the relationship.
When Zhixiang saw Zhiwei's rogue behavior, she blushed and sighed secretly: "Zhi'er! As the saying goes: two things are no more than two things, and two things are no more than three things, will your old trick of playing a gangster still work?"
Yun Shuer was stunned for a moment, and her face changed several times. She had a hard time weighing the difference between riding a tiger and friendship. Then she quickly raised her right arm in a gesture of surrender, with a flattering and flattering smile on her face, and grabbed her.
Zhiwei's sleeves swayed slightly and he shouted softly: "Okay, okay! Zhi'er, actually, you were the one who saw the tiger first. You should be the one to ride it first. I shouldn't follow."
It’s my fault that you’re angry, don’t be angry, don’t be angry!”
When Zhixiang saw that in such a situation, it was Yun Shuer who took the initiative to admit defeat and her mistake, with such a low posture, her jaw dropped in shock, her head was covered with black lines, her face was confused, and she almost vomited blood.
Oh my God! His Highness Shu Er can actually tolerate and accept such rogue behavior, and even apologize to the other party for being careful. This is so shameless and spineless!
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(Note: Today is the weekend, the beginning of the month, and the beginning of half a year. The day is special and of great significance. I wrote a short poem to express my feelings.
"July, Love"
July sky
so blue
all thoughts
so open
the girl i love
in the south of Guizhou
Complete stranger
But they accompany each other day and night;
One, one, one, one, one
river in july
flow quietly
I'm standing on the hill
looking out silently
Thinking of my beloved girl
I'm going crazy inside
love like fire
Love is like boiling soup;
One, one, one, one, one,
butterflies in july
Wandering in the woods
Sand dunes under the setting sun
gradually getting cooler
I hold the matouqin in my arms
But don't want to sing
I just want to sit quietly
Thinking of my beloved
girl!
Chapter completed!