Chapter 482: A fool is crazy and funny
Dugu Heng was so embarrassed that he was grinning and screaming. The terrified scalper bounced away and escaped. However, before Dugu Heng could recover, a bigger disaster came.
Mimi rushed out of the crowd, jumped to Dugu Heng, with a wicked smile on her face, and shouted in a strange tone: "Dugu Old Thief, is it so good to fall. If you are unhappy, would you like to give you a massage?"
Dugu Heng was stunned and asked in surprise: "Why are you?" Ji'er was shocked and angry, scolding: "So it turns out that it was your little deer who was the one who was the one who was doing it!"
Mimi shook her head, with a serious expression, and looked wronged, and shouted: "No, no, no! Dugu old thief, I am very kind, I don't want to hurt you, I just treat you like this, that's all because of my little ancestor. If you want to hate her, hate her!"
Dugu Heng looked around and looked for something to beat people, and scolded angrily: "Your deer is very bad. I believe you have a ghost. I don't want to kill you!"
Mimi accepted Yun Shuer's task to cure Dugu Heng. When she saw Dugu Heng still wanted to resist, she shouted in a strange voice: "Oh! You, an old man who doesn't know how to live or die, dares to have evil thoughts when you see your grandpa. It seems that you really need to deal with it!"
Before Mimi finished speaking, she lowered her head and used her deer antlers to attack Dugu Heng's whole body. She was crazy and rushed, rolling on the ground like a sandbag. She was thrown into the air by the deer antlers, and waited for Dugu Heng to hit the ground. The deer hooves were stomping on Dugu Heng's face and kicked him.
The so-called "slapping people or not in the face" is not very bad. When it kicked Dugu Heng, the deer hooves greeted others' faces. In an instant, Dugu Heng's face, which was quite human, was immediately kicked into pieces, and his flesh was cracked and bloody. It was really terrible!
In the Soul-Leaving Mirror, the figures in the picture are actually Dugu Heng's murderous puppets, who lack the wisdom of adapting to real humans. They only follow the instructions of the formation master Dugu Heng. They will never do anything else before the formation master gives a new order. For example, at this moment, the formation master Dugu Heng was kicked and destroyed by Mimi. Before they received the order from the master to protect the master, they were out of the troubles against the formation master Dugu Heng and would not save him!
Mimi kept jumping and falling, and she kicked and rolling around on the ground frantically. Dugu Heng was wailing. Seeing Dugu Heng's subordinates walking past it, but ignored the rescue of Dugu Heng. She was surprised and happy, and smiled and shouted: "Haha! Dugu Old Thief, you are not good enough. The subordinates cultivated are actually not intelligent and are all fools. When they see their master being beaten by others, they don't know how to help. Rescue it. It's weird, it's really weird!"
Dugu Heng protected his head and face with both hands, and he was so painful that he could only wail.
Mimi's ridicule was so angry that she also woke up and shouted loudly at the stupid subordinates: "Some of you continue to pursue Qiu Huaici, the dog thief, leave some people to come and save me!"
All the indigenous people in "@Ming Shanghe Tu" listened to the new order of the formation leader Dugu Heng. They not only did not pursue and intercept Qiu Huaici, but did not rescue Dugu Heng. Instead, they stood there, staring at Dugu with a dull expression and stupidity.
An old man scratched the back of his head, thought for a while, and asked in confusion: "Master, how many people were chasing Qiu Huaici? How many people were there to rescue you? How many people were there?"
Mimi was stunned, stared at the old man and asked in surprise: "You, you really don't know?"
The old man nodded, frowned, and shouted in distress: "He doesn't say it clearly, that's clear!"
Mimi snorted and laughed. If it weren't for being in the enemy formation, it would almost faint. He continued to kick Dugu Heng wildly and scolded: "Dugu Heng, you are really a fool with the size of heaven. Look at you, the subordinates cultivated through life are all like this. Do you think you are stupid or not!"
Although Dugu Heng was ridiculed by Mimi, he was speechless and had no temper at all. He looked at these unwise subordinates and was really amused and crying. Suddenly, he felt that he had spent his time and had trained a group of stupid things. Think about it, he was so stupid!
Dugu Heng shouted at the old man: "You left a hundred people and beat me to death, and torture me, this damn deer, the rest, continue to chase Qiu Huaici!"
The old man glanced at him and asked again: "Master of the Formation, there are so many people here. Who should be left behind to save you?"
Dugu Heng was so angry that he rolled his eyes and almost vomited blood when he heard this stupid question. He endured the piercing pain of Mimi's iron hooves hitting him, and raised his eyebrows at the old man, shouting: "Ancestor, whoever you like you, just choose a hundred people by yourself, hurry up!"
The old man's eyes lit up and he realized his enlightenment. He smiled and nodded, and quickly followed the master's order and began to select rescue soldiers.
Because the master asked him to choose the ones he liked as reinforcements, because he was an old man, the so-called old cows ate young grass, he based on his aesthetic view and according to the owner's requirements, he specially selected those beautiful and tender little girls and women as rescue teams.
The old man was running around in the crowd to select beauties. He was just asking a few people to protect the leader. What a simple thing, but now he has turned it into a beauty pageant.
Mimi saw the old man selecting the Imperial Guard for Dugu Heng. Once the Imperial Guard is formed, she will not be able to do anything to Dugu Heng. Therefore, it took advantage of the fact that Dugu Heng's Imperial Guard has not yet formed.
When the establishment was successful, he was crazy and kicked Dugu Heng in a storm and abused him.
When Dugu Heng saw the old man selecting some beautiful women among the crowd to form Dugu Heng's bodyguard force, hesitated and took a stern look, and he looked serious and responsible. He looked so serious that he could see him. He was so eager to cry without tears and had no desire to live!
The old man finally chose a rescue team. When he was about to prepare to rescue Dugu Heng, he saw Dugu Heng standing up staggeringly, with an unrecognizable face and covered in blood.
The old man looked around and saw a figure of Mimi there, and asked in surprise: "Master, where is the deer who bullied you just now?"
Dugu Heng's eyes were blazing fire, his face was ferocious, and he stared at the old man with a devouring look. At this moment, he really wanted to cut the old man in front of him into pieces and tear him into pieces to vent his hatred in his heart.
However, a few breaths passed.
Dugu Heng calmed down his mind and his expression relaxed, so he gave up because the reason why this subordinate lacked wisdom and wisdom was caused by his inadequate consideration when practicing, and it was not the other party's fault;
Besides, this old man is just a human-like painter. He is a human and the leader of the formation. As the leader, he is able to be angry with his own painter. Is it interesting? Is it interesting?
Dugu Heng looked around, looked at these stupid painting dolls, sighed, shook his head and smiled bitterly, and said, "I just ignored them."
Dugu Heng stood up straight, closed his eyes, and shook his whole body a few times, just like shaking an upright porcelain piece. With a creaking sound, the bones on his body that were kicked and broken by Mimi were automatically attached, and the scars on his body healed. After the blood stains on his face were wiped away, his face also returned to his former integrity.
Dugu Heng healed his own pain at a speed visible to the naked eye. He bent his neck, twisted his shoulders, waved his arms, moved his muscles and bones, let out a light sound, breathed a long sigh, opened his eyes, his expression was loose, and he had a comfortable expression on his face.
Dugu Heng disbanded the beautiful group organized by the old man and personally selected a hundred young and strong teenagers to protect his safety.
Dugu Heng looked at Qiu Huaici's escape direction, his eyes were cold, he snorted, and a wicked smile appeared on his face, and he murmured: "Qiu Huaici, Yun Shu'er, this is my formation, I am the master here. If you fall into my formation, you actually want to hurt me. Don't you think it's too easy, is it too funny?"
Dugu Heng issued a clear command to the painter again, shouting: "In addition to the hundred heroes who protected me, the rest of the people should catch Qiu Huai Ci Yunshuer, Nanjiao, and Lao Mi's deer!"
Chapter completed!