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The moment Zhan Zhan was lifted up by his mother and his feet couldn't reach the ground, for a moment he wished he could turn into a turtle.

In that case, as long as he shrinks his neck and retracts his limbs, he can immediately hide in the turtle shell.

At that time, no matter how the wind blows from east to west to them, he can naturally do it, he can... well, he can remain still!

Even if his mother punches and kicks him, it doesn't hurt him!

It's a pity, it's a pity, he thought about the turtle shell and all that, and now he is all under his mother's "control".

Zhan Zhan felt that he could hear his mother grinding her teeth in dissatisfaction now...

Well, at this moment, Zhan Zhan suddenly felt that he seemed to be in the slightest bit of wrong...

"Mom~~" Zhan Zhan closed his eyes and adjusted his mood. When he opened his eyes again, the little guy's big round eyes were already glowing with flattery.

He greeted him in a flattering way, arching his mother's wrist like a small animal, and grinning quite widely. Look at it, he was not far from being a rascal.

"I'll talk to you when I get back!" Han Zihe glared at him, not looking at the shrinking little guys around him, and only smiled apologetically at the few besieged acquaintances, "Niuniu mother, Mingming mother, Fatty mother...

…And He Jing, I’m really sorry, our Zhan Zhan is ignorant and has caused trouble to everyone. I will go back to educate him right now, and later in the evening, I will take him to go from house to house to apologize to everyone.”

After saying that, she patted her son's buttocks and looked over, reminding Zhan Zhan to dismiss his friends.

"Well... Comrades, although we died before we started, but..." As soon as the little guy saw that the situation was over, his acting skills soared. He made his little bun face express a sense of sadness and indignation.

The little guy wouldn't slap himself in the face and do something that would be disrespectful of his majesty! But his mother is right in front of him, and he doesn't have the guts to compete with her... Fortunately, he has a very good memory.

A while ago, his father read him a poem by Du Fu - "The Prime Minister of Shu". After reading it, he not only explained the analysis to him word for word, but also included the "Three Kingdoms", "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and Zhuge Liang's poems that he had talked about before.

I took out the "Shi Shi Biao" for comparison and analysis, so in a hurry, I immediately let the little guy find an excuse.

It's just that his mother muffled the impromptu "lines" he was about to say.

"Shut up, you're the only one who talks so much!" Han Zihe also laughed angrily at his son's performance. If she told this, anyone would say she was talking nonsense, and no one would believe a child who is just over five years old.

, can be so tossing! This naughty kid is almost going to make flowers!

…

He hurriedly carried his son home.

Well, I just "carried" it home.

Han Zihe came back all the way. For more than ten minutes, he neither hugged Zhan Zhan nor carried him on his shoulders.

I just grabbed the strap of his backpack, lifted the kid into the air, and carried him home!

"Mom, I was wrong! Don't be angry!" As soon as he got home, his feet landed on the ground. The little guy swooped under the flower shelf behind the stone bench and hid.

This little thing endured it all the way without struggling. To be honest, it was just that he was too sharp-tongued. Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah. Bah-bah. It was not until he was put down that he found an opportunity to escape.

"Don't worry. I won't settle the score with you now. I'll call your father!" Because he already knew that Chu Zheng had nothing to do in the army these days, Han Zihe felt relieved when he made the call.

In fact, Chu Zheng was originally on vacation, but he liked to take a walk in his free time. Coincidentally, he met his old leader during morning exercise today, and was temporarily arrested for a training demonstration.

Before making the call, Han Zihe checked the time on his phone, knowing that Chu Zheng should be on his way home now.

…

"What's wrong, daughter-in-law? How come I'm so young when I heard about this?!" Chu Zheng started shouting as soon as he opened the courtyard door.

Han Zihe heard the sound and turned from the corridor: "You're back, come here for a drink of water and listen carefully to the 'great achievements' your son has done today! Let me tell you, after thinking about it, I will be embarrassed to see He Jing

They’re gone!”

"Hey, what's going on? Is it really that serious?" As soon as Chu Zheng stepped into the yard, he saw his wife coming over, and... his son hiding under the flower shelf, his little face covered with camouflage oil.

"Hey, son, what's wrong with you? You dress yourself up in such a fashionable and handsome manner, but the more you look, the more you look like your father!"

Chu Zheng noticed the uneasiness in his son's eyes, and looked a little distressed, so he walked over with a smile, and did not ask what "good thing" the little guy had done. He just squatted down and pinched the little guy.

The tip of his nose was gently pinched to make him laugh.

"Hey, hey, Mr. Chu, do you know what you should do now?" Han Zihe crossed his arms, walked slowly behind Chu Zheng, raised his toes, and gently kicked Colonel Chu's fart.

Ass and flesh, he did not hesitate to interrupt the parent-child communication between the father and son in front of him.

"Haha, wife, don't be so serious! What kind of extreme things can our son do for a kid?" Captain Chu only thought that his son was wearing a full set of weapons and leading the children to be naughty again.

He smiled and pointed the tip of his son's nose, and asked: "Tell me, little guy, did you miss the 'cannonball' into whose yard again? Or did you accidentally break someone's glass again? Or

Did that water gun shoot a passerby?"

"Haha, listen to it, Zhan Zhan! If your father doesn't repeat it again, I really didn't expect you little guys to have done so many 'achievements'!" Han Zihe sneered.

When Zhan Zhan heard his mother's laughter, he immediately shuddered. Good guy, his father is what he calls a "pig teammate"!

"Uh..." Mr. Chu, who originally wanted to liven up the atmosphere, was a little embarrassed, but he really didn't expect that he would be self-defeating!

"Come on, you two, hurry up and let's make things clear. We'll have to go home to apologize later!" Han Zihe sighed. Ever since Zhan Zhan could run and jump, she had become much thicker-skinned than before.

Centimeters!

Han Zihe looked at the couple in front of her who were smiling stupidly at her, rolled her eyes, and turned back to the house.

When she opened the door, she told the two men who were still staring at each other without looking back: "Remember to take a shower together later and come here clean!"

Both of them were covered in stinking sweat, wet and dirty. Han Zihe was not willing to talk to them like this - she was afraid that she would not be able to control her temper!
Chapter completed!