When Zhan Zhan was brought to the playground by his friends here, he was completely confused to a certain extent.

"To tell you the truth, I seem to feel the aura called 'deception'." Zhan Zhan's mind was a little confused when he looked at the facilities on the playground.

"Han Xiaozhan, what's wrong with you! Stop shaking!"

"Han Xiaozhan! Han Xiaozhan?! Why are your eyes still blurry?"

"Han Xiaozhan? Look at us and talk to us!"

The children shook Zhan Zhan and started shouting in panic.

"Can you guys be quiet?!" Zhan Zhan said nothing, but when they were chattering like this, his head, which was quite sober, started to roar. If he hadn't stood firm, or they were shaking like this, his eyes would have been turned upside down.

He who dared to take advantage of the golden flower would probably fall.

All children: "..."

"Are you okay?" The child who first told him the coordinates quietly retracted his little paw that wanted to pinch Zhan Zhan's middle, and asked in a low voice.

The other children also quietly took a step back, either laughing guiltily, or putting their hands behind their backs and twisting each other, or quietly lowering their heads, or sticking out their tongues.

"Han Xiaozhan, don't be upset." Seeing that Zhan Zhan didn't speak, a little girl who looked smaller than everyone else came over and carefully pulled Zhan Zhan's corner.

"Huh? Am I angry...this matter is very important?" Zhan Zhan, who was rubbing his forehead, was not very angry at first, but he just lowered his head and saw that the little girl next to him looked slightly similar to Niu Niu. Suddenly, he spoke

His tone also became gentler.

"Of course! We are good friends!" Seeing that Zhan Zhan was not angry, the other children immediately forgot their previous embarrassment and began to come forward again. You say something, and I say something.

This time, Zhan Zhan, who was trying not to be in a daze, understood what they said. But he didn't expect that even if he changed places, he would still be the "leader" here!

"The coordinates you are talking about are these electronic goalkeepers?" Zhan Zhan pointed at the humanoid robot placed in front of the goal, his expression seemed a little confused.

"Of course! Isn't this the way you told us all to think of it?" The children nodded.

Standing on the steps, Zhan Zhan looked down at them and suddenly felt that they were like little chickens pecking at rice.

"Okay, what did I say?" Zhan Zhan paused. Under everyone's reproachful gazes on him, "How could you forget what you said?", he took out a handful of coats from his pocket.

The packaging looks like expensive candy.

"Whoever can retell the story the most completely will get the most candies!"

Hearing this, the eyes of the little guys who originally wanted to accuse Zhan Zhan all went "swish, swish, swish"!

Zhan Zhan: "..."

It feels like being looked at by a searchlight!

"I know I know!"

"I'll say it first! I'll say it first!"

The children all raised their feet and rushed to raise their hands.

"Don't be crowded! Don't be crowded! You can queue up and talk to each other one by one! Don't worry, as long as you tell more information than the person in front of you, regardless of just the coordinates, as long as you tell more information, you can get an extra candy!"

"I told you! I told you!"

"..."

Zhan Zhan's attention was attracted by the words of these children. Of course, his trick was very effective. At least he could piece together the general situation.

"In other words, I tinkered with this machine just because no one wants to be a goalkeeper?" Zhan Zhan was a little unbelievable. After all, in reality, he is not such a boring person.

"You didn't tinker with this machine. The most you could do was give everyone an idea. Aunt Han made this machine." The little boy who first mentioned the coordinates to him pointed it out to him.

Zhan Zhan: "..."

"Ok! ok! Let's just forget it."

"And it's not that we don't want to be goalkeepers, it's that you, your destructive power is too great, we can't bear it!" The little girl he had recognized as being similar to Niu Niu also spoke.

Zhan Zhan: "..."

"When you're guarding the goal, it's like you're a spy sent by the other team and you can't guard the ball at all." When the other children saw someone talking, they started to complain too.

"However, you are not allowed to be a goalkeeper. As long as you get the ball and prepare to shoot, you will almost 100% kick the ball to the goalkeeper."

"If your football skills are not up to standard, we can accept it, but... as long as you don't guard the goal, your football skills are excellent! You can almost get the ball, and you can even shoot past people who are blocking you!"

Zhan Zhan: "..."

Although there is no impression of this in his memory, but... listening to their accusations and the grievances in their eyes, Zhan Zhan somehow felt a "guilty conscience".

"So, I came up with this idea?"

"Of course, otherwise, we won't even play with you!" The children nodded in agreement together sincerely.

Zhan Zhan: "..."

"Who do you think tinkered with this machine?"

"Are you sleepy? Of course it's Aunt Han, your mother! Of course, there should be Uncle Han's handiwork in this."

Zhan Zhan scratched his head, and when he looked at the machine, he felt a little embarrassed.

And this feeling of embarrassment was also due to his own memory of being "tricked".

The incident stems from his experience in the real world. At that time, his brother Han Pin had not yet come to their home, and he was still the most outstanding child in the kindergarten.

At that time, he was very energetic, and his favorite thing every day was to hold the ball against the goal.

At first, he could still play obediently in the yard at home, but as time went by, he gradually began to be unable to stand the restraint and wanted to run outside all day long.

At that time, his mother was not as free as she was later. She had to go on business trips from time to time, and his father also had a lot of tasks. At most, he just remembered to come back and cook for him when his mother went on business trips.

Therefore, for a while, the glass breakage rate in their military-affiliated compound was extremely high. Along with this, the frequency of beating children in each household in the military-affiliated compound increased.

That's right, when he felt bored, he led the children to randomly shoot from house to house to see who could hit the glass on the target window.

He was just a child, so his strength and accuracy were definitely insufficient. As long as he calculated the distance and angle of the force, he would definitely not be hit. This was what he calculated and reasoned at the time. And he chose to do this just for stimulation.

That's all, he really didn't want to bring his children to damage other people's property.

But who would have thought that he is smart and has a plan in mind, but others don't have his brains. They can play together and they are all of the same age. Therefore, when he leads everyone to play, of course nothing will happen. But the problem is,

If he doesn't play anymore, and others are either studying or simulating, then they really don't know the importance.

At the beginning, the adults just thought it was the boys who were naughty. Although they were angry, the logistics of the military compound did not require adults to worry about. Since there was compensation, it was not enough to attract the adults' attention.

However, such indifference is only the beginning.

When there were too many people who "committed the crime", the adults couldn't even think about not paying attention. Then, the adults from each family got in good contact with each other, and the seriousness of the matter escalated instantly.

Therefore, after the adults paid attention to it, what followed was the children's "tortured confession" bamboo stick stew.

Then, of course, he, the initiator of the game, was "mentioned" by everyone!

Because of this incident, he was also beaten once by his parents, both male and female. Although they didn't really beat him, the "punishment" was no easier than beating him.

Among them, the most unforgettable one, the one he thought he had been pranked on, was the gatekeeper robot.

Speaking of this, even now, Zhan Zhan is still a little aggrieved that others are punished and can be released after serving their sentences; but he is different. After he is punished, there are a series of measures to give him a good memory.

At that time, his father and his mother suggested that he didn’t like to play football, shoot, and shoot? Well, let him play until he is satisfied.

As a result, robots used to act as gatekeepers came into being.

Now that I think about it, Zhan Zhan still thinks that he is too innocent and has not seen through the "real purpose" of the adults.

When he was told that "as long as he can kick the ball successfully, he can regain his freedom", he was so confident that he thought it was just a small thing that could be done casually. As long as he was serious, he would definitely be able to win!

Later, he realized that the feeling of being slapped in the face was so unique! It was simply unrealistic for a goalkeeper like that to kick the ball in, whether it was a horizontal or vertical sweep!

Because the robot is equipped with n cameras that can rotate 360° in all directions, and it is locked and analyzed when it enters the distance where it can shoot; and this means that no matter how good, awesome or accurate his skills are,

It is impossible to make actions that are beyond the "range of capabilities" of the camera! Therefore, no matter how hard he tries to detect, he will only become a tired pug in the end. If he wants to score a breakthrough, he no longer maintains a zero score, haha, that's

, it’s just his simple thoughts!

Later, he realized how much his father and mother valued him. It turned out that the principle of the robot was not used to deal with him at all. It was taken from the combat sensors of fighter jets! The machine on the fighter jet

This is how rebounding artillery shells work when faced with an artillery shell attack.

"Ah~~" Zhan Zhan, who silently "sighed" in his heart, withdrew his attention from his memories.

Recalling it now made him feel tired!

He had thought before that there should be no adults who "valued" their children as highly as theirs, right?

However, this time, this "illusion" made him know that even if he didn't want to tease his children, it didn't mean he wouldn't use it to coax them!

"Han Xiaozhan, do you still have candy?"

Zhan Zhan: "..."

He thought that the reason he was able to be quiet and reminisce for a while was probably due to the candies he had in his pocket before he came out!

"Is there any candy?" Zhan Zhan shook his head and took his hand out of his pocket, taking out the lining of the pocket for everyone to see clearly.

"Oh." The kid who asked him for candy smacked his lips and said to him, "Then after eating the candy, let's get down to business!"

"Yeah." Zhan Zhan nodded, immediately entered the state, and said, "The coordinates you mentioned just now are the angles you calculated and you can successfully shoot the ball into?"
To be continued...