When I raised my head with a wicked smile, I found that the sarcastic woman had come in, and next to her was a fair-skinned man who followed suit, his scientific name was Xiaobailian.

I don’t have much objection to that man. People also rely on their faces to make a living. Although we are enemies in the same industry, there is always a warm feeling when we meet, right? They are both pretty boys who live with a rich woman, so why be too hasty with each other?

After taking a look, I turned my head to Xue Xuening: "I choose the dog leash, I won't take this job anymore!"

Xue Xuening asked doubtfully: "Why? Didn't we agree that you would settle it for me?"

I touched her thigh and said: "Sister, doing this kind of thing is definitely a stain on your career. This woman just has some money...Sister, have you used all your wisdom to deal with me? This kind of thing

Woman, you can play ten tricks with just one brain!"

Xue Xuening said with an expression of embarrassment: "I used to just study...I didn't learn enough about interpersonal relationships..."

The root cause has been found! A high-quality talent like Xue Xuening would never scold a shrew.

"Okay, I'll help you this time today, and you can deal with it by yourself next time. I'll go back and help you find some teaching materials. I haven't thrown away my little scolding early education machine yet (tribute to Wan Hetianyi), so it's just for you.

, which contains three hundred swear words, a collection of Aunt Xue’s scoldings, Ji Xiaolan’s Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth, and other teaching materials... Hey, learn more useful things in the future, otherwise you will be bullied even after you graduate with a Ph.D.!" I hate Tie Bucheng.

Steel, a sincere and sincere education.

As I spoke, I immediately stood up with a smile on my face. I held the woman's hand familiarly and touched it back and forth like a gangster. I touched it carefully. The woman couldn't even pull it back. I

What a strong hand!

"Hehehehe! You are Xiao Ning's classmate, right? I always hear Xiao Ning mention you... By the way, sister, what is your name... I forgot!" We continued to take advantage of each other without saying anything.

Stop.

This woman was not easy to get along with, and she did not fight with me. She turned to Xue Xuening and said: "Xue Ning, are you looking for a boyfriend? How can you find such a one? If you had known I would introduce some to you, look.

~This is my boyfriend Thomas, a Harvard graduate."

I chuckled, let go of the woman's hand, and honestly grabbed the man's hand. I carefully groped up and down and said, "It turns out he is a talented Harvard graduate! Is your abbot okay? Harbin Buddhist College

It’s a good school! If my mother hadn’t allowed me to become a monk, I would have graduated from Harvard! Hahaha!”

The feeling of being touched by a grown man is unbearable. That white-faced brother’s face turned green! Anyway, my skin is thicker than the corner of the city wall and I don’t care about this. How can a second-class citizen like me need the luxury of dignity?

?

No matter how mean she is, she has never seen someone like me who can just touch me whenever we meet! Even if I can't scold her to death, I will hate her to death.

After I let go of my hand, the woman quickly took out a wet wipe and wiped it vigorously on her hand. I noticed that the wipe was imported from abroad! Damn that big dog! I let you wipe it!

I immediately said apologetically: "Ouch! I forgot to wash my hands! I made you laugh so hard! I'll wash them right now!" While I was talking, I spit on my hands and cleared my throat vigorously while spitting.

, giving her the feeling that I was about to spit. After spitting on my hand, I vigorously spread the saliva evenly on every corner of my palm. I applied it carefully, carefully...

I raised my head and smiled: "Sister! It's washed this time! Let's shake hands! No need for wet wipes!"

As I spoke, I stretched out my hand to grab the woman's hand. The woman turned around and ran away as if she had seen a ghost. I didn't know what she was saying. I turned my eyes to the man again: "Brother! Sister is gone, let's hold hands."

Let’s shake hands! The teacher said that shaking hands is the most basic etiquette when meeting. Don’t worry! I just washed my hands and they are absolutely clean! The biology teacher said that saliva has the function of disinfection and sterilization.”

Before I could finish speaking, the white-faced brother couldn't hold on any longer and ran away following the woman's footsteps.

I'm left messy in the wind, well... I don't feel anything, I'm used to it.

I looked back at Xue Xuening, and I found that Xue Xuening also looked like he had seen a ghost. I guess the upper class has never seen such dirty tricks like mine...

"You... wash your hands!" Xue Xuening was about to cry. She never thought that her boyfriend was such a top performer! He could even play a gangster without any limits!

"Okay!" I shrugged helplessly, followed the shopping guide's instructions and walked into the bathroom. I washed my hands carefully. In order not to leave a psychological shadow on Xue Xuening, I decided to apply hand sanitizer.

Until I felt like I would be bald if I washed again, I turned off the faucet.

After shaking her wet hands and returning to the store, I found that Xue Xuening's face was still full of disbelief. I patted her shoulder: "Recovered!"

She suddenly collapsed two feet away, then looked at me apologetically: "I'm sorry..."

I waved my hand: "Most people can't accept this kind of trick. If I don't vent my anger for you, I usually don't leak this unique skill. It's okay. I have other tricks to deal with your father..."

Xue Xuening was like a wounded deer, gently nestling in my arms: "I really can't imagine what kind of life you lived before. People who can do such and such things must have a period of time that is difficult to look back on."

past."

I smoothed the long hair of this smart woman: "In fact, sometimes the cost of living like this is very low. People with high status are absolutely unwilling to risk getting their clothes and hands dirty by approaching you, and people with low status are even less willing to provoke you.

I am a gangster-like character. There is no need for you to feel sad for me. In fact, I was very happy at that time. As time goes by, I will tell you about my past bit by bit. Now all you need to know is that I was very powerful before.

.”

Xue Xuening nodded obediently like a little girl.

"Dad! Mom! You have to look at the place to show affection!" Meow Meow said slowly, like a cat, holding a cup of coffee. Oh, she actually picked up the coffee herself?

Xue Xuening jumped out of my arms and said to the shopping guide: "That's it! How much does it cost?"

The shopping guide was shocked. This was too straightforward. He quickly took a look at the price tag and said: "Madam, this suit is originally priced at 680 yuan. Now it is in the store and the discount is only 17,880 yuan. Do you want to pay by cash or by card?"

Xue Xuening took out a small lady's wallet from her purse and took out a card: "Swipe the card, password is 96651." After saying the password, her face turned red inexplicably. There is something wrong with this password... The last three

It’s 521! I love you!

What the hell is 966? Could it be that Xue Xuening is in love with someone else and is still entangled with me as a spare tire?
Chapter completed!