"Meow meow?" I called tentatively. The girl immediately narrowed her eyes and raised her feet to jump on me... In my opinion, the only species with "bad" habits is meow meow.

, so I arbitrarily equated girls with cats.

I put my arms around Miaoliaimi’s shoulders, stuffed my head into Miaoliaimi’s career line, and cried hard. No one knows how much psychological pressure I was under after Miaoliaimi’s death. At that time, I

Like a walking corpse, the skin is still me, but the soul has been lost.

The pure white as snow Meow Meow obviously didn’t know that there is a word for the difference between men and women, so she was very happy with the owner’s intimate behavior, although this kind of intimacy seemed to outsiders to be “X (self-defense and harmony,” Yang Ruhong said

We have made our due contributions to a harmonious society - (brackets laugh) harassment."

But my tears quickly soaked her thin dress - please pay attention to some details, Miaolimi was not wearing underwear at this time... Ordinary novels will never tell you this, only me

Only an attentive man will notice this detail.

So Miaoliaimi felt very uncomfortable. Theoretically speaking, Miaoliaimi's status in the family is higher than mine. Although I am the master in name, she is actually the Queen. The Queen felt very uncomfortable, so

Her temper got angry and she kicked me to the ground... That's right, a petite and beautiful cat-eared lady kicked me, a burly man, with just one kick.

Miao Laimi obviously didn't expect that she would have such great strength. She looked at me lying on the ground with prawns suspiciously. That's right, her sweet kick almost knocked me out of my skin. After half a minute,

I also feel a dull pain in my ribs - Mader, that medicine definitely has side effects! It turned my cute cat into a super powerful cat-eared girl!

In this family, I am already at the bottom of the food chain, and even the ranking of force value has fallen behind Meow Meow. It seems that the future will definitely not be easy. I must study her strange power attributes carefully in the future. To make such a

A cute and weird tank is endangering the world and running rampant in the countryside. I have offended a lot - please don't tell me to hand over Meow Meow to the state. Meow Meow is not a bull's head! (Students who don't understand this, please feel free to do so.

Makeup lesson, the teaching material is the online drama version of "Tomb Robbers Notes", I am such a responsible writer, bracket smile~~)

I climbed up angrily, rubbed my sore chest and ribs, and squatted down cautiously half a meter away from Miaolimi: "Your Majesty Queen, shall we have a meal?"

Meow Meow, who had transformed into a human form, could also understand the meaning of the meal and jumped up happily. Fortunately, this time she did not destroy a piece of my furniture. I was deeply relieved. Meow Meow was a good person.

Comrade!

I turned around and went to the refrigerator to take out the leftover cod and ribs from yesterday. Now that Meow Meow is back, men can't be idle, right? We must celebrate Meow Meow's blessing in disguise and his resurrection from the dead.

I didn't call the men in black. I always felt that their black website was unreliable. This kind of magical organization hidden in the city would not be provoked if it was not provoked. Besides, I still owe them one million!

"Give me two more minutes and let me cook a sumptuous meal..." I hummed the adapted song and turned on the gas stove as I was familiar with the car ride.

Lighting a fire, exploding it, unloading... I always have a bad premonition in my mind. I seem to have overlooked something. This is a mysterious feeling. Well... what have I forgotten? Meow!

I remembered it! Meow Meow's general habit is to lie on the dining table waiting for the arrival of delicious food. If she is in a good mood, she will come to the kitchen for a tour (do you remember it?)! That's it for normal times, Meow Meow Me is a cat.

, lying on the table is equivalent to a plate of food, but today is different! Meow Meow has become a human! If I let her lie on the table again, my table will be useless! That is what I use to steal

The high-grade mahogany that came was beaten out piece by piece!

I walked out of the kitchen anxiously, and sure enough, Miaolimi lay on the dining table in an extremely seductive manner, looking at me with an extremely dissatisfied look. If she hadn't been for Miaolimi, I might have turned into a midnight werewolf.

..

I understand what she means - what she wants to say is definitely: Why don't you go cook?

The table under her was already rickety. After all, I made things with stolen scraps. Apart from the better wood, this table could never support one person except for putting some food on it - even this

Man was once a cat.

I quickly used the posture of holding a princess to invite Meow Mi down, and pressed her into a chair: "From now on, you can only sit here when eating. Do you hear me? Nod if you understand!"

Meow Meow tilted her head and looked at me, expressing doubts and confusion that she couldn't go to the table. The language barrier was really annoying! I decided to teach her human languages ​​starting tomorrow, including English, French, Japanese, and Korean.

I don’t know any Russian, Portuguese or Spanish, but at least my Northeastern dialect can pass CET-16!

Um... forget about Northeastern dialect... isn't it a bit too cruel to teach a beautiful girl to speak Northeastern dialect? The picture of a cute girl with cat ears popping out of her mouth: "Gahaha" is so beautiful that I don't even think about it.

It is unimaginable that for the sake of a happy life in the future, I should teach her the standard Mandarin that uses BJ sound as the standard pronunciation, northern dialect as the basic dialect, and typical modern vernacular works as the grammatical standard. (Typing note, this is

The author is bragging, that guy has failed countless subjects.)

Here I would like to thank my parents who are extremely foresighted. Under their pressure, my university major is Chinese language and literature in normal school! Even if I am good at other things, I can at least teach cats how to learn Chinese.

--This is enough!

Meow Meow looked very depressed after losing the right to lie on the table. Don’t ask me how I knew it. Cat owners can tell the cat’s mood from its tail. Although Meow Meow has turned into a human form,

Her tail is still there, but at this moment, her tail is hanging on the ground lifelessly - this means that I am in a very bad mood...

I breathed a sigh of relief after the table crisis was solved, and turned back to the kitchen to cook. Alas, living alone is so helpless - don't mention Meow Meow, she technically doesn't have it now.

It is considered a human being, but it can only be regarded as "human-like". In fact, it can be called "tiring human"...

It's really hard to live alone, and you really should find a girlfriend... Well, who is more reliable? The daughter of the uncle who sells cigarettes? Forget it, it's not easy for others, so I won't cause trouble for others.

A school girl who went to... the Normal University? She is indeed young and juicy, but I don’t want to serve a young lady again...

As I was thinking about it, my thoughts drifted to Xue Xuening. That girl is really good. She must have a good figure and good looks. She also likes Meow Meow... The most important thing is that she can afford Meow Meow.

.If I hadn’t had the consciousness of being a commoner and tried not to offend the upper class, I would have hooked up with her a long time ago. If it had been back to the time when I was all-powerful, I wouldn’t care if she was worth hundreds of millions, not only her life but also her money.

be mine!

Hey, buddy, people in their twenties have a heart that has been through many vicissitudes of life, and they don’t even have the vigor of a young person. In the article, Uncle Lu Xun used the eight words "Sorrow for his misfortune, anger for his inability to fight" to describe this buddy.

My kind of person.

As I thought about it, I became obsessed...and then, the food became mushy...

What greeted me was Miao Laimi's sad eyes. To describe it in Dai Wangshu's poem: cold, desolate, and melancholy...
Chapter completed!