Chapter 58: If you miss, just say one more sentence
"If you want to starve to death, don't do what I say!" Lin Yu whispered in Ah Wei's ear.
He paused and saw that many people were attracted by Ah Wei's silly-looking Erha, and he was in a good mood.
"Awei, let's bow to everyone!"
Ah Wei bowed to his words, but no one had any reaction.
"Awei, spin around! Look so cute!" Lin Yu was stunned. This audience is not good at it.
Ah Wei did as he was told, lying on the ground with his belly exposed and wagging his tail vigorously.
The audience's reaction was very cold, and they seemed to be a little impatient.
"Brother, you have to be really good at making money with pets outside, right? Just like you, I can just drag a wild dog and train it for two months. If you don't have the ability, don't go out to make money, okay?" A bald head booed in the crowd, his face
There was still a look of disdain on him.
"That's right!" "You still want to collect money if you don't have the ability?" "Go home!"
The crowd immediately exploded because of this sentence, but this seemed to offend Ah Wei, who bared his teeth at the fat man and let out a low growl.
"Comparing a reborn person with a wild dog? Do you believe that labor and management can make you fly from the south bank to the north bank of the East Lake with a headbutt?"
Ah Wei's fierce look instantly made everyone take a step back. Lin Yu kicked it and it returned to its original state.
"If you're a bull, show off something that other dogs can't do, otherwise you won't be able to ask us to pay for it! What's the matter, you can't do it? If you can't, get out of here and don't embarrass yourself here!" The bald man shouted again.
"That's right!" "You don't want to do anything to deceive others!" "Go home and eat milk!" Some good-hearted people in the crowd also started to boo, and their voices became louder.
"Awei, you seem to have to come up with some unique skills, otherwise we will be looked down upon by others." Lin Yu chuckled. This time the audience seemed to be missing more of a slap in the face.
And Ah Wei, who was originally a human and was reborn as a husky, can do many things that huskies simply cannot do.
"Boss, tell me, no matter how difficult it is, I can perform it!" Ah Wei asked.
Lin Yu nodded: "Everyone, my dog is even more powerful in terms of IQ. If you don't believe me, you can test it on some math questions. There happens to be a pool of water here, and it can calculate the questions you give it!"
After all, Ah Wei was still a human before, so simple math is fine, right?
"Fuck, if this is really possible, I will call you grandpa on the spot! Learn how to turn a dog three more times, and I will give you a hundred yuan!" That bald head is a prickly head, a gangster who is looking for trouble. "If you can't do it,
Come, you call us one by one, the male is your biological father, and the female is your aunt!"
"Can you do it?" Lin Yu kicked Ah Wei.
"Having been a math class representative for more than ten years, what can I say?" Ah Wei looked proud and prepared.
"So, what is 1234X4321 equal to?" The bald man chuckled.
"I don't think you can figure it out yourself?" Lin Yu replied, "Are you making trouble?"
Don't talk about multiplication in ordinary times. If you ask a dog to calculate addition, it will become a famous dog if it understands the calculation.
However, Ah Wei who was beside him briskly dipped his front paws into the water in the puddle and scratched on the ground.
5332114.
Everyone was silent for a moment! What's the situation? What's the situation?
Can anyone's dog know how to write Arabic numerals? Then, with their mouths wide open and confused expressions on their faces, everyone took out their mobile phones and did the math.
"That's it, that's absolutely right!" "No way!" "Damn, he's better at math than me, he's no longer qualified to be a human being!" "Real or false!?"
"Hey, I got it for you." Lin Yu nodded. This guy didn't brag. He actually figured it out. It was a brilliant plan.
"That's necessary. It doesn't matter, Mao Yu." Ah Wei's tail was raised.
"You might be a shill! Ask Erha to calculate this for me! Divide 3452 by 46!" Someone in the crowd pointed at the bald head and shouted!
Ah Wei quickly wrote 75.
The man covered his head and squatted on the ground, looking like his world view had collapsed.
"What is π equal to?" A little girl stood up unconvinced, "I can recite it up to the 7th digit. Listen, 3.14159..."
"Calculate pi." Lin Yu ordered.
Ah Wei did as he was told, 3.1415926535...he wrote 19 digits before stopping!
"That's right!" "Damn it, honey, did you know that I met a fairy dog here in East Lake that can write pi! No kidding!" "It's over, I'm not even as good as a puppy..."
Everyone was finally convinced. One dollar, two dollars, and ten dollars were thrown at Ah Wei's feet. The bald man who was provocative at the beginning also looked suspicious of life. He was stunned for a while and then wanted to run away.
"Brother, did you forget something?" Lin Yu walked over and grabbed his shoulders.
"Don't, don't mess with me! Be careful... let go, let go, let go! It hurts!" The bald man felt as if his shoulders were grabbed by some iron claws, and he couldn't even move!
"You know it hurts, but you don't know what to call me?" Lin Yu squinted his eyes and smiled, "I'll save you some face. You don't have to bark, and you don't have to be like a dog. Just keep the money."
The bald man really wanted to call him grandpa, but when Lin Yu said this, he got the idea. He quickly took out two hundred yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into Lin Yu's hand, and ran away in despair.
"Thank you everyone! If anyone likes my little cute little one, it's okay to come over and take a photo!" Lin Yu's goal was achieved, and it didn't matter if he paid for the photo or something. Everyone had just given so much money, so he couldn't do it no matter what.
I only have a thousand yuan, which is enough for them to live for a while.
"Boss, what a cute little girl, I'm a boy, a boy!" Ah Wei roared.
"It's okay. If you miss, just say this to me again?" Lin Yu said to him with a smile while counting the money.
At this moment, a girl suddenly stood out from the crowd, walked up to Lin Yu, and looked at her carefully.
"You, are you Lin Yu?" The girl covered her mouth and said in a trembling voice.
"Lin, Lin Yu?"
Lin Yu looked at the girl walking towards him, and suddenly felt a majestic momentum from her!
He looked at the girl whose body was burning with light orange energy and raised his eyebrows.
That's a pretty cute girl.
However, Lin Yu seemed a bit familiar to this girl.
"Are you...Xia Yubing?"
"Humph, you still remember my name." Xia Yubing dragged Lin Yu to the side of the road and stared at him. But Ah Wei didn't come over because he was interested. He was still taking photos with a group of young ladies, and seemed to be enjoying it.
"Uh, um, long time no see." Lin Yu didn't know what to say, but how could he meet his junior high school classmates in this place? What a coincidence, right?
This junior high school classmate was the girl he saved when the school organized a trip to Lingyu Peak in junior high school.
However, Xia Yubing also has Qi in his body. Could it be said that he is also from Jiuchongtian? Is he also working as a lobbyist through his identity as a junior high school classmate?
"You disappeared after graduation. No matter how I looked for you, I couldn't find you. No matter who I asked, I didn't know your contact information... I didn't expect to see you here at my house. Hehe, is this some kind of fate?
?" Xia Yubing chuckled, her cheeks turned red and her voice became much softer.
"Are you from the organization?" Lin Yu felt that Xia Yubing didn't want to let go of his arm, so he expressed his doubts. After all, this was also a possibility.
"Ah? Organization? What?" Xia Yubing was stunned. What was Lin Yu talking about?
"Aren't you from the Nine Heavens? Then are you a transcendent?" Lin Yu continued to ask.
"Ninth Heaven? Extraordinary person?" Xia Yubing was confused by the question, and he let go of Lin Yu's arm in a daze, looking up at this suddenly strange person.
Chapter completed!