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Chapter 35 The debut of the comic ancestors (big chapter)(1/2)

After more than an hour of fermentation, the popularity of King Wei's courting the Cheng family's daughter after drinking was completely ignited. In front of the twelve city gates in Chang'an City, the melon-eating crowds were like long-necked gooses, staring at the big simplified Chinese characters.

In front of the Golden Light Gate, a young man with a long robe and a gentle face sang loudly and said, "I secretly looked at the mirror at the age of eight, and I can draw long eyebrows..."

This man finished reading the King of Wei in one breath in a complete and correct way, which immediately caused a burst of thunderous cheers.

Although there are many talents in Chang'an, the newly launched simplified Chinese characters still stumped the spectators, which led to everyone's explanation of the general idea, but the context was not very smooth.

Some impatient spectators scratched their ears and faces, and were all in a state of dysfunction.

Now, this young man solved the urgent problem of everyone, and everyone felt that their pores were open and their bodies were relaxed.

"Young Master Gao Cai, finally recited the love poems of King Wei completely. Only today did the old man know that His Highness, the King of Wei, was not only a love species, but also a passionate species."

"Hahaha, there is another good show in Chang'an City. My second uncle's brother-in-law's eldest cousin works in the Wei Palace.

According to his rumor, Princess Wei is virtuous and kind, but he is jealous, hehe, I am afraid he may not be under the Duke Liang's mansion."

"Oh, is the news reliable? If this is true, can the King of Wei live after writing this poem?"

The people of the Tang Dynasty were open and the people bragging and fucking were not involved in rebellion. Even if the gossip and royal news were heard, the government laughed it off.

"Shh! You're so loud, Princess Wei is not vague. She's the way to make a rolling pin with the thickness of her arms, so I'll ask if you're afraid!"

"I'm so god, no wonder King Wei has not even had half a wife in his eight years of marriage."

"Isn't that true? The Wei Palace has always been absent from the descendants. Your Majesty loves the King of Wei the most, but the King of Wei only has one son. How can Your Majesty not be in a hurry? Isn't you going to take action?"

"Hehe, it's so lively today, and the tea shop business must be so good. We have to take up some space as soon as possible."

...

Jinguang Gate is a must-pass passage to enter Xishi City. Xishi City mainly serves the working people. The cultural quality of the people nearby is inevitably low, so the gossip chatting is naturally more in-depth.

The boy looked at the stunning thin gold body upstairs, and fell into deep thought for a moment.

Pei Xingjian was a child of the Pei family in Hedong. He loved swords and calligraphy since childhood. Although he was young, his accomplishments in running and cursive scripts were quite good.

There are also many original simple characters in cursive writing. With the foundation of cursive writing, Pei Xingjian spent half an hour to understand the simplified Chinese characters in the poem, and then sang the whole poem loudly.

It’s a sin. It’s rumored that King Wen of Wei is romantic and domineering, but he never thought that he was a very fearful element.

While it was funny, a cluster of flames ignited in Pei Xingjian's eyes.

This time he went to Beijing to learn calligraphy with Chu Suiliang. He came to Xishi to make fun of it, but the result was to lively and fresh, and the result was to lively and fresh.

Confident calligraphy is a famous family in the Tang Dynasty. Xiao Pei, as the pride of the Pei family in Hedong, has some contempt for the nouveau riche in Chang'an.

He never thought that as soon as he entered Beijing, he would be hit by Li Tai. After amazement, Pei Xingjian was aroused by Li Tai's strong desire to win.

"Young master, it's time to leave. I dare not miss the time when I made an appointment with Mr. Chu!" The old servant saw Pei Xingjian staring at Li Tai's poem like a demon, so he had to whisper a reminder.

Pei Xingjian waved his hand and said, "Today I will visit King Wei. You and Mr. Chu will send you a message and apologize on my behalf."

...

Mingde Gate. Whenever there were foreign wars or major state activities in the Tang Dynasty, they would enter and exit through Mingde Gate, and then pass Zhuque Street and pass Zhuque Gate and enter and exit the imperial city.

The twelve city gates in Chang'an and Mingde Gate are the most important and the most prosperous.

The melon-eating crowd here struggled to interpret Li Tai's poems, and came up with similar results to the Jinguang Gate. Then, in a sympathetic manner, the decision to pour into the tea shop and then to brag about the tragic news of King Wei.

"Bang...bang...bang...bang...bang...bang...bang...

"Go away, let go, the follow-up situation of the Prince of Wei's love poem incident has come!

Don’t miss it if you pass by, “The King of Wei is trying to get involved in the little girl of the Cheng family, and the Princess of Wei draws his sword and kills the heartless man in anger” is staged!”

Four young servants in blue clothes and hats pulled open the people blocking the way, and they took the lead to the two of them opening the way. One had a drum tied to his waist and the other was carrying a drum in his hand, and he walked along the way.

The third person raised his hand and roared heart-wrenchingly in a trumpet-shaped manner. The content was shocked and shocked, and it actually verified everyone's guess.

The fourth man held a stack of folded white paper, his face was solemn and as if he was lost. He trembled and quietly turned to the fifth man in a white robe behind him and said, "Master Yao, it's still time for us to stop now, otherwise the prince will beat us to death!"

The man in white robe also saw sweat on his forehead and said, "What's the fucking thing?"

If you do this, King Wei may beat you to death, but now we dare to give up, King Jin can beat us to death immediately!"

A man holding paper...

These five people were actually servants of the Wei Palace and the Jin Palace.

Li Zhi, a damaged product, arranged a difficult task for them. In order to prevent anyone from turning against him, he also specially arranged a confidant supervisor.

The news brought by the five people caused an uproar among the people who were sensational. The content was too sensational. Everyone had thought about the worst result, but they never thought that the King of Wei could let the princess slash him with one knife.

A sharp-eyed idle man recognized the servants of the Wei Wang Mansion, who were the blue-clothed servants, and said horrifiedly: "This guy can eat random food but dare not talk nonsense.

Although we also want to hear the interesting stories about the Prince of Wei’s Mansion, the Prince of Wei asked the Princess to give him a knife. This news really makes people..."

The crowd suddenly started to talk.

"Yes, you arranged the King of Wei and the Princess. You dog slaves are so brave. Are you tired of living?"

"You talk nonsense, you slander the King of Wei with nothing. I, Xiao Lao San, don't stand you as evil slaves as you!"

"Send them to see the officials, will these dog slaves turn against the sky!"

...

Although the people of Chang'an are gossipy, they still have a strong sense of justice.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the servant holding the paper had to stand up and say, "Shut up all the time!"

I blinded your dog eyes, didn’t you see my clothes?

If you don’t have real evidence, you can’t make a rumor about our prince by typing your pig brains.”

The idle people were a little weaker, but they still broke the casserole and asked to the end: "It makes sense to say so. In this way, can your news be spread by the King of Wei?

"My God, King Wei is so smart, why did the princess beat him up so stupid? Your Majesty knows that he doesn't feel sorry for him?"

...

"Get out of your mother's egg!

Our news is... the painting by Prince Jin himself, so is there any fake one?

Draw on it!”

As the situation was forced, the arrow was on the string and several servants were willing to go out.

Everyone shouted that the soldiers in the city gate cleaned the walls and found a long ladder. The servants of the King of Wei went out to the third level. Who dared to mess with these soldiers guarding the city? In a short while, all the things a few people wanted were found.

The few people didn't talk nonsense, they sorted out the long table on duty, then spread the white paper and brushed the paste with their hands and feet, climbed up the stairs and tossed up and down, and in a moment, a huge picture was posted.

“Wow…”

"What the hell, is this a painting?"

"Shut up! Look carefully, that person..."

After I cleaned up, I was in an uproar when everyone saw the portrait clearly. This painting...is called painting.

The overall style of the picture is black and black, and it seems to be outlined with unknown shallow brushes.

The characters in the painting have only a few strokes but both form and spirit. The woman is slender and heroic. The man is tall and fat as a ball. His face is round and chubby, and his festive look reveals a sense of wisdom.

"This... the man in the painting is the King of Wei, and the woman is the Princess of Wei?"

"You are blind, you have the words "King of Wei" and "Princess" written on their heads, respectively!"

“…Uh, I can’t read!”

...

Seeing that the information is reliable, everyone no longer makes noise and concentrates on watching this unprecedented fresh gossip.

The King of Jin is good at brains. People pass on the gossip through the mouth and spread it to a hundred. The King of Jin is good, so they can draw it directly.

OK, today's excitement is really worth watching. Looking back, this news can be hyped by the locals who come to Chang'an for a year.

Countless pairs of eyes are seen from the right, the first painting, the top title: The unfaithful man committed a crime in the middle of the night, Princess Lie drew his sword and killed his husband!

In the painting, the Princess Wei's eyebrows are raised and his eyes are on fire. Yes, you read that right. In order to reflect the angry mood of Princess Wei at this moment, the King of Jin pointed out the anger in Yan Wan's eyes.

Yan Wan held a horizontal knife in her hand and roared with words, "Fatty, I've just finished the New Year and learned to steal fishy fish. You unkind and unvirtuous fortune, today I'm going to kill you with one knife!"

The round King of Wei in the painting looked terrified and tears flowed all over his body. In order to reflect his brother's guilty and panic, the King of Jin walked around the King of Wei's head and waist, which fully outlined the King of Wei's fear.

The same text marked him in panic and explained, "Madam, please spare me, this is all the plan of the old man Cheng Yaojing!

No matter how hungry a husband is, he dare not choose the daughter of the Cheng family. His skin is dark, his voice is like an old cow, and his hair is deeper than his husband. When did he speak so heavily?’

"Hahahaha, interesting, Prince Jin is really a genius in the world.

Looking at this picture is like watching the King of Wei and the Princess arguing in front of you. With the words, you can even know what the couple quarreled. It's amazing!"

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm illiterate, hurry up and read out the words of the King of Wei and the Princess!"

"I'm so excited, could this be because there are pictures and evidence? The content of this first picture is already so exciting.

Judging from the words of King Wei, there seems to be something else in this matter, and it also involves Duke Lu?"

"Oh, this is considered a great virtue. The King of Wei and Duke Lu, and with these two masters, Chang'an City will be in trouble."
To be continued...
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