Chapter 3 Mr. Feng Shui Shocked
, the fastest update of seven-year-old ancestor Zhou Chen and Xia Yanran!
"Well, show it to me. This is a big deal. You juniors don't know much about it. Don't get confused and make a mistake."
This is a very plain sentence,
However, when Zhou Chen, who was only seven years old and as delicate as a porcelain doll, said it,
Both Xia Yanran and netizens felt awkward no matter how they looked at it.
"Okay!"
Unexpectedly, Zhou Tianyang was very happy. After agreeing, he happily ran back to the house and took out the old almanac.
Unexpectedly, Zhou Chen spoke up and stopped him.
"No need, just tell me what day to book."
As soon as Zhou Tianyang stopped moving, he immediately turned around, bowed respectfully, and said with a smile:
"Okay! Uncle Xuan! Let me think about it...it seems to be the day after tomorrow."
When Zhou Chen heard this, he said without thinking:
"That's not possible, let's change it to tomorrow."
Zhou Tianyang didn't hesitate for a moment and immediately replied:
"Okay! I'll listen to you, Uncle Xuan!"
This scene was seen by netizens on the variety show, and the barrage immediately exploded!
[If I hadn’t known that the pastoral life column had never had a script, I would have thought that the program team invited it to act!]
[Haha, this is too outrageous! How could the village chief listen to this kid so much? 】
[Don’t say obedient, believe it or not, the village chief has to kowtow to this kid during the Chinese New Year! (Funny)]
[Yes, I have experienced it! In areas with strong clan concepts, orderliness between elders and younger ones is very important! 】
[But...the day has just changed like this? Are you really not particular at all? 】
[The most senior elder in the village has spoken, do the younger generation dare to refute? Although, this elder is only a seven-year-old primary school student (funny)]
[It makes sense, but I still think it’s too magical, hahaha!]
Although the audience was busy discussing,
But, at this moment, Panda City,
In the most famous Qiankun Feng Shui company in Panda City, a boss dressed as a Taoist priest was stunned in front of the screen after hearing Zhou Chen's words!
He was stunned for a long time, then he seemed to suddenly come to his senses, reached out and opened the cabinet in the office, and started rummaging through it desperately.
I was so excited that I accidentally knocked over the tea cup on the table!
Finally, the Taoist priest dug out an iron Bagua plate from a cabinet of messy Taoist scriptures!
He placed the Bagua plate on the table, pressed his left hand on the stem and off positions of the Bagua plate, and began to calculate something with his right hand.
After a while, the Taoist priest was shaken violently, his pupils suddenly shrank, and he murmured in a daze:
"On the sixth day of the sixth lunar month, if the teacher follows the law, it will be bad if he fails to follow the law. Xiang said, if the teacher goes out with the law, it will be bad if he fails to follow the law."
"Nine two, Xiang said, it is auspicious for you to be a master, and you will be favored by heaven!"
"In other words, if the burial day of a happy funeral is changed from the day after tomorrow to tomorrow, then the hexagram of whether Zang is evil will be replaced by the hexagram of Chengtian Chong!"
"Moreover, it perfectly matches the age of one hundred and one years old! It's so wonderful! Even I didn't expect that it could be changed like this!"
"This seven-year-old kid...actually knows how to choose an auspicious day!"
"Moreover, his attainments in Feng Shui are extremely high! Even I can't match him!"
The moment he realized this, the Taoist priest lay limply on the chair, with a look of disbelief on his face.
After all, as one of the most well-known Taoist priests in the Feng Shui Taoist community of Dayan Kingdom,
Taoist Master Qiankun couldn't accept that a seven-year-old child could be hit harder than him.
But then,
Taoist Priest Qiankun seemed to realize something, his eyes suddenly lit up:
"Yes! It's possible that this kid just guessed, otherwise it would be too coincidental. Well, that's it. I'm definitely overthinking it."
Having said that, he watched the "Pastoral Life" variety show more attentively.
Originally, he just had nothing to do and wanted to watch this kind of leisurely variety show to relax.
But now, the Taoist priest decided to keep chasing!
He wanted to see if the seven-year-old Zhou Chen really understood Feng Shui!
…
At this moment, Zhoujia Village, the village chief’s courtyard.
Seeing Zhou Tianyang happily holding the almanac, he was about to inform his third great-uncle and his family.
Zhou Tianyang’s father, Zhou Dancong, looked at Zhou Chen, rubbed his hands, and said with a smile:
"Uncle Zeng, since you are back today, shall we hold a welcoming banquet for you in our village tonight? It will also be a good time to announce to everyone that you are the patriarch of our Zhou clan!"
Zhou Chen frowned slightly and said:
"Isn't this bad? Don't bother everyone."
Zhou Dancong grinned, his face suddenly wrinkled, and said:
"That's impossible. It's too late for everyone to be happy. We all miss you!"
Zhou Chen smiled and said:
"In that case, fine."
Zhou Dancong said excitedly:
"Okay, I'll go and notify every household right away! Uncle Zeng, do you know that in the past few months since you went to study, everyone has been talking about you every day?"
However, as soon as he finished speaking,
Only an angry shout was heard from outside the door.
"Uncle Zhou! I want to break off the relationship with my second brother. I really can't bear it anymore!"
Immediately, a tall and thick man rushed in from the yard with a bloody head.
Because his head was covered with blood and he looked a bit scary, Xia Yanran was startled and hurriedly gave way to him.
Immediately afterwards, another angry voice sounded, and a shorter man also walked over.
"Let's separate our families. I don't want a brother like you!"
This short man also had a bruised nose and face. It was obvious that the two brothers had just fought.
When Zhou Dancong saw this, he was anxious and was about to persuade the two brothers.
Suddenly, a childish but cold voice was heard.
"Er Gouzi, San Wazi, how did you two get into this, how did you end up fighting like this?"
As soon as these words came out,
The two brothers, who were originally angry, suddenly saw Zhou Chen standing in the courtyard.
The next moment, the two brothers knelt down with two plops.
"Uncle Xuan, you have to make the decision for me! My second brother is really a bully!"
"Uncle Xuan, look at how my third brother beat me up, you have to judge me!"
Zhou Chen put his hands behind his back and said calmly:
"First of all, tell me clearly, what is the reason for the fight?"
Zhou Dancong also said quickly:
"Yes! Uncle Zeng happens to be here. For those of you who have been wronged, let Uncle Zeng provide you with justice!"
Xia Yanran watched this scene from the side and couldn't help blinking innocently.
Did you hear it correctly?
Let a seven-year-old child deliver justice to two men in their thirties?
Isn’t it a bit... too magical?
The audience was shocked again!
【Hahaha, I can’t do it anymore, this is too much!】
[What on earth is going on in this village? It looks like little kid Zhou Chen is only in the first or second grade, right? He actually wants to administer justice to two adults?]
[This is really an outrageous grandpa opening the door for an outrageous mother - the outrageous mother is home!]
Chapter completed!