Chapter 54: Teasing the God of War

Author: Xiyu loves to eat candy

Chapter 54: Teasing the God of War

The hot summer should be annoying.

But Xu Haoxuan, hiding in the cold river, felt extremely embarrassed. He had been back in his life and obtained the golden finger system, but he was still powerless in the face of cosmic level damage.

The river water here flows down from the mountains, so it is extremely cold, even in summer.

While thinking, a firework-like fireworks-like fire broke out in the sky, dazzling.

The moment the fireworks disappeared, Li Huajiao's red figure fell from the sky and landed by the river.

"Come up now, it's all solved."

Xu Haoxuan then moved the lotus leaves away, looked around, and confirmed that there was nothing unusual, so he climbed up.

"Sir, how do you know that I am in the river? I hide it very well."

"The length of infrared reflection of each creature is different. I have recorded your infrared reflection length long ago. Otherwise, how do you think that level 4 beast bird was positioned you?"

Li Huajiao said as he put away his armor and showed his beautiful face. Seeing the power of the red armor, when Xu Haoxuan looked at Li Huajiao's face again, he felt it was cool and not cold at all.

"Why are birds Zergs?"

Xu Haoxuan was very puzzled. If the python was a Zerg, he could still think about it. Anyway, they were all reptiles, so they were all called Zerg. But how could a dignified bird be called Zerg?

"Xu Haoxuan, don't you learn basic interstellar historiography?"

"I, my mental power is zero. When I meet anyone, I will only die and I will not learn it..."

Li Huajiao looked at the wet young man in front of him speechlessly. He said that he was very knowledgeable and he really knew a lot of knowledge. But at the same time, he didn't even understand the most basic interstellar history. He was such a contradictory guy.

Yes, contradiction is contradiction.

Li Huajiao's heart lit up. She thought about it for a long time but couldn't think of an appropriate word to describe the man in front of her. Now she thought of it by chance.

The feeling that Xu Haoxuan gave her was a contradiction. It was both understandable and incomprehensible everywhere.

"I'm going to bake clothes. Lord War God, please rest first. Thank you so much tonight. If it weren't for you, I would have hung up."

Li Huajiao was about to ask him how he discovered the Level 4 bird and beast, but Xu Haoxuan had turned around and went to the fire.

Li Huajiao stopped talking and entered the cabin, not knowing what he was thinking.

Early the next morning, Xu Haoxuan signed in and got one Dali and Agile Pills. The moment he took it, he immediately felt the abundant and powerful power of his body.

So, before breakfast, he enthusiastically played a five-animal show.

Li Huajiao naturally also worked together, and his movements looked even more standard than Xu Haoxuan.

If Xu Haoxuan's Five Animals Play is a display of strength, then Li Huajiao's Five Animals Play is a feeling of softness and hardness, with a unique flavor, which made the audience learn it as well.

[The God of War is the God of War. I have learned it many times but haven't learned it. It's so annoying.]

【I just finished practicing and felt so comfortable.】

[Me too. I practiced yesterday. Then I kept practicing with the video at night. I had a very good sleep last night.]

【Hey, can you sympathize with us?】

......

As long as Li Huajiao looks up, he can see the audience on the live broadcast light ball on the barrage of the live broadcast room.

Just like the audience's feelings, after Li Huajiao finished practicing, a rich aura also surged out of his body. I don't know what kind of power it was.

"Xu Haoxuan, what's the use of practicing this every day?"

"The benefits of Wuqin Opera to the body are common, including strengthening the strength of the waist and abdomen, improving the sense of balance of the body, improving the body's metabolism, etc. If you girls practice, you can strengthen the body, improve the body's immunity, relax joints, muscles and cervical vertebrae, and thus achieve a shaping effect." Xu Haoxuan was just finished practicing. While wiping sweat, he looked at Li Huajiao and said flatteringly, "But Lord War God, you don't need to practice Wuqin Opera, your body is already beautiful, and it is well-convex and convex, and it is already perfect."

"Bang~"

Li Huajiao knocked Xu Haoxuan down with a punch and shouted: "I dare to tease this girl! I will pull your tongue out next time!"

After saying that, he turned around and left.

As expected, the headlines of this day were copied by Li Huajiao's words:

#Shock! The internet celebrity Xu Haoxuan in the wilderness live broadcast openly teased the God of War and was KOed by the God of War;

#Shocked!!! The God of War is about to pull out the tongue of the wilderness food anchor Xu Haoxuan!!!

#The God of War is angry!!! The consequences are very serious!!!

Li Huajiao and Xu Haoxuan are both participating in the show, so naturally they don’t know.

However, the Li family was in a state of excitement.

"Mom, is my sister a little too violent?"

"Oh, Xiao Xu is okay."

"It's quite strong. It seems that your sister is not willing to do anything to do. There are both shows and shows."

Everyone felt relieved when they saw Xu Haoxuan standing up like nothing happened.

To tease the God of War, that's asking for death.

In the past, someone used his power to seek unspoken rules before the God of War had grown up, but Li Huajiao was beaten to the point of being a private god of war.

It was this battle with huge rank differences that made the God of War emerge and gained key training.

In everyone's words, the God of War can make a living by his face, but he just depends on his strength.

Li Huajiao's beauty has caused her trouble more than once.

However, she killed the gods and the Buddhas, and killed the Buddhas and killed the title of "Dark Night Rose" female war god.

Anyone who dares to tease the God of War can be fully occupied.

Xu Haoxuan, who stood up, was beaten to the point of bruising and swollen by the punch. He had taken the agility potion several times, so why could he not even avoid ordinary attacks?

Xu Haoxuan was puzzled and went to make breakfast in a depressed manner.

Li Huajiao ran a few steps away and turned back.

I almost forgot that I was here to protect this guy.

If Xu Haoxuan knew Li Huajiao’s mental journey, he would definitely wail loudly. Sister, the most dangerous person now is you!

Xu Haoxuan didn't plan to make breakfast immediately, and walked in the woods in a coquettish manner.

There are many wild vegetables and wild fruits in the forest. Xu Haoxuan carefully remembers the direction while walking. When needed, he naturally has to pick and eat it.

He just came out in a hurry, and he didn't bring a basket or anything to pack.

It’s not good for me to eat fruit on an empty stomach in the early morning, so I have to give up picking it.

Xu Haoxuan walked in front and Li Huajiao walked behind. The two of them didn't say a word, and the atmosphere was very awkward.

Suddenly, a pheasant flew into the air in front of Xu Haoxuan, leaving a perfect arc in the air.

Xu Haoxuan was originally holding a stick in his hand and hitting the grass. This knocked out a pheasant. He was so happy that he rushed over quickly and beat the afterimage in the air with a stick.

The huge power value fell on the pheasant's head, causing it to die immediately.

Xu Haoxuan picked up the pheasant, checked the place where it flew out, and pushed away the grass, inside there were six cute furry little chickens, huddled together, as if they hadn't woken up.

Such a small chick can only be eaten after it is grown.

Xu Haoxuan sighed.

He squatted down, gently covered the chick with grass, then walked to the side and sat down, pulled up the tall bushes beside him, and soon weaved a chicken cage.

He gently grabbed the six chickens into the chicken cage, covered the lid, and prepared to go home.

(End of this chapter)
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