Chapter 1 The scholar is dying again

Author: Jinguijiao

Chapter 1 The scholar is dying again

"Is it okay?"

"No, no, my face is too red."

"I drank, can't I?"

"No, no, look at your hands, they still look like pliers. Human hands have five fingers!"

"I just tuck it into my sleeves so no one can see it."

"No way, no way..."

…

Li Chuan was lying in a broken thatched hut, listening to the conversation between two little demons outside the house.

One voice is muffled and the other is shrill.

When he opened his eyes, he was Li Chuan, a migrant worker, moving bricks on the construction site. The sun was very hot at noon, and his eyes were blurred by sweat. When he opened his eyes, he was Li Chuan, a scholar, a frail scholar. The moonlight shone through the holes in the roof and shone on the ground.

, a piece of white forest.

He was kidnapped by these two little monsters and was going to be sacrificed to the Black Horned King.

The Black Horned King is delicious.

It is said that scholars are the most delicious. They have thin skin and tender meat with the aroma of books. They must be carefully steamed with water to eat.

I was originally timid, so when I heard that monsters were eating people, I was so frightened that I rolled my eyes and fainted.

The two little demons who tied him panicked.

What should I do? Dead human flesh is not delicious!

Catch another scholar?

Yunqiao Township is located in a remote area with a radius of hundreds of miles. Li Chuan is the only poor scholar who lives alone and is easily bullied!

The two little demons worked together for a long time, and finally came up with a good idea - hire a doctor for the scholar, prescribe two pills, calm down, and wait until they meet King Black Horn before dying!

But a new question arises: How to hire a doctor?

The red-faced man holding two pairs of large pliers was a crab spirit. He said in a sullen voice: "I wrapped up the pliers and pretended to be a disabled person. I said there was someone in the family who was sick and couldn't get up. I invited the doctor here. Why don't I just

Is it done?”

"No way, no way..."

The big rooster that was shaking its head and jumping around at the feet of the red-faced man was another little demon.

The rooster's spirit is shallow and cannot change into a human being.

But when he started to make trouble, he kept saying, "No, no, I've seen people with disabled hands. It's not like you. The doctor can see through it at a glance."

This doesn't work, that doesn't work either, the crab spirit lost his patience:

"It's done! Instead of looking for a doctor, just leave this scholar here and let him fend for himself."

"Don't go there, King Black Horn. Go back to your straw nest while I go to my stone cave!"

Hearing this, the rooster spirit pecked the crab spirit's trousers, and said earnestly, "It's impossible, it's impossible. If you don't become a disciple of King Black Horn, you won't be able to get the method of cultivation, you won't be blessed, you won't be able to increase your lifespan, and you'll be dead in three to five years."

Turning into a handful of dust, wouldn’t it mean that you and I have gained spiritual wisdom in vain?”

"At that point, what's the difference between us and the roosters fighting in the nest or the crabs lying in the mud?"

Crab Spirit was persuaded once again.

He held his breath and concentrated, worked hard again, and finally turned the pliers into hands.

Although the four fingers except the thumb are together and cannot be opened, the back of the hand, wrist and fingers are all intact.

After swaying left and right for inspection, the cock spirit reluctantly nodded, "It's done, you go and find the doctor now. I'll watch the scholar here..."

Before Rooster Jing finished speaking, he suddenly felt something was wrong. He twisted his neck and saw Li Chuan standing by the door, watching them quietly.

…

Soon after Li Chuan woke up, he moved to the door with his sluggish body.

He wanted to see how terrifying those two little demons were, that they could scare the original body to death.

When I saw the results, I was very disappointed.

The rooster essence did not grow nine chicken heads and ten chicken feet, nor did it have hundreds of eyes on its wings. It just could talk and was larger than ordinary roosters.

The man transformed from the crab essence even looks quite honest.

Li Chuan lamented that the original person was too timid!

After one person, two demons, and three pairs of eyes stared at each other for a long time, the rooster spirit broke the silence.

He said: "Very good, very good. There is no need to find a doctor. Scholar, come with us quickly."

Li Chuan weakly held the door, "I'm hungry. If I don't eat something, I will starve to death."

When he said the word "death", he deliberately emphasized his tone.

starve?

die?

Can't die!

The cock spirit reacted immediately and said: "Third brother, just watch him, I'll get him some food!"

The crab spirit responded and took two big steps to reach Li Chuan.

Then, Li Chuan saw the cock spread its wings and fly low. In the blink of an eye, it rushed into the rice field not far away and disappeared from sight.

Li Chuan thought deeply, wouldn't this rooster peck a few earthworms for himself?

While thinking about it, he took a few steps back into the house and sat down on the thatch pile.

Take a rest.

My body is too weak. After standing for a while, my limbs become sore and I feel dizzy.

The crab spirit followed closely behind, looking wary.

Upon seeing this, Li Chuan said: "Brother Crab, please sit down and have a rest. I am a helpless scholar and hungry. Even if I escape, how far can I escape?"

After hearing what Li Chuan said, Crab Spirit felt that it made sense.

So he sat down opposite Li Chuan, his eyes bright, his body tense, ready to go.

The hand he finally conjured turned into pliers again - whenever Li Chuan did anything wrong, he would use the pliers to take him down.

Li Chuan raised his head and saw that the moon was so round.

He asked: "Brother Crab, I don't know what to call him?"

The crab spirit said: "My name is Pang San."

"Where's Brother Rooster?"

"Gong Er."

"Then you should have an older brother, right?"

"Yes, Wu Da."

"where is he?"

"Once the second brother drank too much and pecked the eldest brother to death."

Could it be that Wu Da is a centipede?

Li Chuan thought about the naming rules of these two little demons, and suddenly felt that the three of them were quite honest.

As long as he doesn't run away, just say whatever you ask.

So he asked: "When did you become a spirit?"

"It's spring time."

"After becoming a sperm, will you eat people?"

"I haven't eaten it."

"Then do you know any female fairies?"

…

In the middle of a casual chat,

The other three talked to Li Chuan about many things.

For example, although Gong Er cannot transform, he is the oldest and knows the most. He becomes better with age.
To be continued...