Items owned: Pepsi-Cola (5L liquid)

A bag of watermelon (6 pounds)

Paper production flow chart (simplified version)

"Brother Tong, is this melon of yours still ripe?" Zhongping showed a weird smile.

"...Please host not to change the name of the system at will."

Zhongping was very confused: "When did I change your name?"

"The system number is H-114. The host can call the system 114."

"114? It's not easy to call him that. Let's call him Brother Tong. It makes us more friendly."

"Speaking of which, Brother Tong, why do you suddenly care about this today? It seems like you didn't care about this at all before?"

"The system will be upgraded annually based on the host's behavioral patterns."

"Oh." Zhong Ping said with a smile, "Brother Tong, I feel like you have become more humane after upgrading."

"The watermelon provided by the system to the host is Kirin melon, with a sweetness of 11 degrees, and it is determined to be fully mature."

"...Okay, I take back what I said before."

Zhongpei sighed, he thought the system would pick up his joke.

I can only try to be clever at the system, but the system may not be able to answer it. It really feels like...

Zhongping felt a little homesick again.

Zhong Ji was in a complicated mood. He recalled the day when Dong Zhuo hosted a banquet, when he winked at Xun You, and Xun You gave him that weird expression.

No wonder no one discussed with him about assassinating the director after that day...

The clown is myself?!
Chapter completed!