Chapter 574 Disgusting
Author: Miracle Pie
Jian Xiaoqiang received the order and immediately disappeared.
When Feng Guangyuan was behind him, he used the Stinky Fart Kung Fu.
And when releasing, he also deliberately used turning skills to avoid Feng Guangyuan, making him immune.
Then he made a long and loud fart sound, attracting everyone's attention to Feng Guangyuan.
Soon they smelled the disgusting smell and covered their noses one after another.
He simply seized the opportunity to smear the story, "King Chef Feng, why are you doing this? If you want to cause me problems, you don't have to fart so viciously, right? Everyone is implicated. This is different from ordinary farts.
It's a kind of fart skill. It's not just smelly farts, it's also quite toxic. It's clearly poisoning in public places."
The distinguished guests were shocked when they heard this and asked Feng Guangyuan to hand over the antidote in unison.
Feng Guangyuan angrily scolded Jian Zhi, "Don't spit on others. This fart was not caused by Feng. Where can I find the antidote for Laoshizi?"
He just started to sow discord again, "Jian is short-sighted and has never heard of such a loud fart sound, so he was deeply impressed and could not be mistaken. Everyone obviously heard it too, and the fart sound came from behind you. If you must say otherwise,
If you did it yourself, wouldn’t that mean you are accusing the two tribunals next to you?”
Chen Zude and Wu Xiuhua couldn't help but frowned after hearing this.
Feng Guangyuan argued, "What you hear is false, haven't you ever heard of attacking in the east and attacking in the west?"
He simply curled his lips and said, "Of course I know about the fart, but I have never seen it fart in all directions. Besides, this fart is extremely toxic, but why do you, the one closest to the fart, not feel nauseated or vomited?"
Feng Guangyuan retorted, "You didn't look like you were going to vomit. I also said that you deliberately set up the blame."
He simply raised the soup bowl in his hand and promoted himself quite proudly, "Because after taking a sip of this exclusive secret recipe, which can be called the freshest mutton soup in the world, not only did my body and mind suddenly feel refreshed, but I was also detoxified immediately. Then.
I can’t even smell that stinky fart smell!”
In fact, since I started practicing the Taixu Purification Dharma, I almost found that I had become immune to toxins without even realizing it.
In other words, the poisonous gas of the Stinky Fart Technique has no effect at all and becomes a pure fart.
Feng Guangyuan rolled his eyes and immediately questioned, "But these people have all drank your soup, why are they still nauseous?"
It has its own explanation, "This soup only has a therapeutic effect, not a preventive effect. Therefore, it cannot prevent poisoning, it can only detoxify. Friends who have soup on their hands, please take another sip to relieve the nausea."
The two referees and three VIP representatives quickly followed the instructions and drank the mutton soup in large gulps.
Sure enough, the nauseating feeling disappeared instantly, and the smell of stinky farts was no longer noticeable.
Several people couldn't help but raised their thumbs and praised Jian Jian.
Wu Xiuhua announced loudly, "I'm not disgusted anymore! Thank you again Mr. Jian!"
The other distinguished guests saw this in their eyes and said anxiously, "We are still sick, we also want to drink soup!"
"Everyone is equal before mutton soup!"
"If you don't give me soup, you will vomit!"
"I can't bear it anymore, I can't bear it anymore!"
Just a gentle wave of his hand.
The soup bowls that had been prepared in the storage bag flew lightly to the table one by one and were arranged neatly.
Exactly ninety-seven.
I know very well that when you do good deeds, you must shout out, so naturally you have to shout loudly, "It's fate to be here, and all of you are here today. This soup can cure hundreds of poisons and cure stubborn diseases, so I thought it would be best to help everyone."
I have a portion, so I specially made more to ensure that everyone can drink it."
As he spoke, he poured the soup into the bowl.
Then he used his mind power to send the soup bowl to the distinguished guests on the high platform.
There are a large number of distinguished guests, so each soup bowl can be allocated a large mouthful.
All the distinguished guests who had eaten the soup naturally returned to normal.
This soup is magical and can indeed be called an antidote.
I simply feel that rhubarb's antidote to the stinky fart power is a bit pickled. Putting it into such a delicious mutton soup would inevitably have a sense of blasphemy.
So he secretly performed the Taixu Purification Method, which gave the mutton soup special effects and could eliminate all discomforts.
However, simple soup cannot be drunk for free.
Seeing that everyone had drunk the soup, he started to quote, "If you drink my soup and it doesn't detoxify, you can spit it on me. If it works, I won't charge you anything. I just hope you can wait for a while."
If you vote for me, we will have a good relationship."
Everyone suddenly realized that they almost mistakenly recognized a good man.
But then again, this vote was for nothing anyway. It did benefit someone else, so why not be a favor?
In addition to the role of footholds arranged by Xianweiju in advance, many distinguished guests began to hesitate: Should they not listen to Feng Guangyuan's greeting and cast a single vote?
Feng Guangyuan instinctively felt the crisis and was worried that something might change later. "Now that everything is fine, stop talking nonsense and hurry up and vote."
Jian Jian disagreed, "Chef Feng is too anxious. The special effects of my soup have not yet been displayed. The next special effect is called good and evil will be rewarded. Anyone who has benefited from this soup, if you plan
If you vote against your will, you will be slapped in the face. If you still vote against your will, you will have constant diarrhea within ten days, and you will not dare to leave a hundred steps away from the toilet all day long."
With that said, he simply cast a spell, activating the restriction set up by the legal spell.
In an instant, the sounds of slaps came one after another.
Sure enough, there were more than ten distinguished guests, who couldn't help but slap themselves in the face.
I'm just a little confused, I don't understand why some people only slap me once, but some people shoot from left to right.
On the referee's bench, it was Chen Zude who was slapped in the face first, and he couldn't help but lower his head in shame.
Feng Guangyuan struggled, trying to regain control of his palms.
In the end, he failed.
The clear sound of a slap attracts more attention than the sound of a fart.
Only Wu Xiuhua sat firmly on the referee's bench, with a gloating smile on her face that could not be concealed.
At this moment, a shout came from the air, "Young Master Jian is so majestic. As the saying goes, you can't hit someone without a slap in the face. Young Master Jian is really out of line this time! He is bullying us because we only know how to cook. No."
Is it real skill?"
At this moment, I can almost feel that the surrounding area has been affected by the laws of the field.
The law of the field is magic. The caster can isolate a space under his own control within a certain range and implement self-imposed restrictions.
Obviously, this senior had an extraordinary background and felt powerless to confront him face to face.
So he quickly called Lao Zui and asked him to prepare the holy hoof.
Once the situation is critical, activate the armor magical power at any time.
Unless the Heavenly Official makes a powerful move, or is attacked by a top-level artifact, no one can break the Holy Hoof's armored state.
After Lao Zui's report was ready, he simply breathed a sigh of relief.
He knew nothing about the speaker, so he decided to test the other person's tone first so that he could get more information and formulate a more targeted way to get out of trouble. "I don't know which senior is asking, can you show up and see me?"
?The junior did not mean to humiliate, but because he could not buy a more polite talisman, he just used this face-slapping talisman."
The other party sneered and said, "Little kid, don't even think about being careless in front of me. I just want to ask you, do you admit this mistake?"
I simply don’t understand why, “So what if I recognize it, so what if I don’t recognize it?”
The other party answered simply, "If you admit your mistake, you have to accept the punishment. If you don't, you have to accept the beating."
He knew that he would definitely not be able to beat him, "Junior doesn't dare to fight with senior, what kind of punishment do I have to face?"
The other party has obviously thought of a plan, "First bow and apologize to everyone. Then take the initiative to ask the referee to voluntarily withdraw from the competition."
I simply cannot accept this statement, "Junior does not want to accept this punishment."
The other party advised, "If you admit your mistake and have a good attitude, I can consider mitigating your punishment."
In the sea of consciousness, Ye Xiao came to a conclusion, "This statement is untrue."
Xiaozheng conveyed his warning, "This guy is trying to trick my godfather into admitting his mistake. He wants to make a mistake first, but he still wants to force his godfather to withdraw from the competition."
There is simply no way out, so I can only fight to the end, "Junior, I have no fault to admit. I thought that if the punishment was acceptable, I would accept it. But now that I heard what my senior said, I can only admit neither my fault nor the punishment."
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The other party deliberately warned him again, "Does that mean you are ready to admit defeat?"
He simply had a firm attitude, "I won't admit it even if I fight him."
The other party expressed embarrassment, "You kid doesn't recognize anything, what are you going to do?"
Jian Jian said directly, "I accept my fate. Let everyone start voting."
The other party felt very unwilling, "Then wouldn't my hard work be in vain?"
It's just tempting, "I left a bowl of mutton soup for senior, I guarantee that it can restore your dragon-horse spirit."
The other party took the opportunity to find fault, "You are obviously mocking me for my kidney deficiency. I can finally get angry!"
He immediately clarified, "This junior has absolutely no such intention."
The other party chuckled, "What you mean is not important, mine is. I'm getting mad! You are allowed to make the first move."
I simply stated once again, "The juniors will never take action against the seniors."
The other party has made up his mind, "Then I'll count to three. Whether you like it or not, I'm going to take action anyway."
Night Owl gave his judgment and concluded, "Truth."
Xiaozheng conveyed the warning, "This guy has made up his mind. He will not kill his grandpa, but he will make his life worse than death. In the end, he has to admit defeat and withdraw from the competition."
I was completely helpless, and just as I was about to instruct Lao Zui to step out of the holy hoof, another chuckle came from the air, "My dear brother, why do you need to be as knowledgeable as a junior?"
He recognized it as Hou Yaowu's voice.
Chapter completed!