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Chapter 14 The Pig's Agreement

When I told Yan Bing that clothes were already behind, the stupid beauty asked happily about the price of the clothes. Yan Bing was a stupid pig, but the salesperson was finally smart and looked good. After I winked at her, she immediately understood and quoted a very ordinary price of 5,000 yuan. This price was exactly what Yan Bing could accept. If it was too low, Yan Bing would not believe it. If it was too high, I don’t know where this girl got the money. I don’t want this fool to spend too much.

Although Yan Bing is a stupid beauty, she still thought about the small details very carefully. She bought all the daily necessities needed by men in one afternoon, including towels, toothbrushes, and even razors, and of course she would not pull down the ashtray.

But when we returned to the room, we realized that we had forgotten the most important thing, that is the bed I was going to sleep on. I looked at Yan Bing lustfully and asked, "Bingbing beauty, do you want me to sleep with you at night? I bought everything, but I just don't buy a bed."

Hearing such warm words, Yan Bing's pink face immediately blushed, which was very charming.

"You can do the beauty of your mind. If it doesn't work, just sleep on the sofa."

"Sleeping on the sofa? You gave it up..."

"Hmph, why can't I bear to bear it? I've been shopping for a day and I'm going to take a shower. You can do it yourself."

When Yan Bing went to take a shower, she smiled at me with a happier smile. Isn’t this intentional provocation of me?

I always tempt me with the word "bathing". Aren't you afraid that I will be mad at her?...

But she is so good, so far I am not as good as a beast. After putting my newly bought ashtray on the coffee table, I lit the cigarette in my bag leisurely, and I could hear the sound of running water in the bathroom even more in my ears, which was a bit seductive, and I could feel the inside. I smiled at the bathroom, then picked up my phone and called Uncle Xiong.

"Uncle Xiong, please ask someone to buy a bed for me and deliver it to the room I stayed in last night."

Needless to say, Uncle Xiong was shocked and asked in confusion: "Young Master, what are you doing when you buy a bed?"

"I want to live with her."

"Living together..." Uncle Xiong asked curiously, "Is the young master talking about her the girl from last night? But if she lives together, isn't she not a bed at home?"

"Yes, yes, but I slept in another room. We live together under the same roof, not anything else. Just buy me a bigger bed, and you don't have to worry about anything else."

"Yes, young master, then I'll do it right away and deliver the items later."...

Uncle Xiong's efficiency is amazing. When Yan Bing just finished taking a shower, she sat next to me and asked me if I wanted to take a shower, I heard a knock on the door.

Yan Bing asked a little scaredly: "Who?"

I don’t have to look at it and I know it’s Uncle Xiong. He was the one who knocked on the door with such a powerful and rhythmic sound. Sure enough, the voice outside the door responded: “Boss, we are from the moving company. I’ll send the bed you ordered just now.”

"Bed? What bed?" Yan Bing was confused again.

I quickly explained: "Don't be afraid of pigs, it's the bed I ordered. Didn't you ask me to handle it yourself just now?"

When Yan Bing heard this, he realized it, so he made a face at me and ran to open the door.

As soon as Uncle Xiong entered the door, he looked at Yan Bing and the room. He wanted to know what magic this girl had that would make me willing to live in such a small place. Of course, he would not reveal my identity and asked someone to place the wide bed in another empty room and leave. There was no extra word, nor any flaw. Even if there were flaws, I believe Yan Bing would not guess anything? She would not have thought that the prince charming Long Tianchen in her mind was me. What a story about Cinderella. Such a story would be repeated again. It was Ruotong before, but now it is Yan Bing.

After the matter of the room was settled, Yan Bing didn't know when he wrote an agreement next, and the first sentence turned out to be:

A must-see for a perverted boyfriend!!!

Article 1: Obey orders, obey commands, and always remember that beauty is above everything else, loyal to Yan Bing, loyal to beauty. No matter when, practice cooking skills hard, as long as the beauty asks, complete the task bravely, tenaciously and resolutely, under any circumstances, never betray Yan Bing or betray the beauty!!

(How do you do this with the same responsibilities as the Chinese people? I wonder if this woman has seen the responsibilities of soldiers or the stewardess responsibilities of flight attendants.)

Article 2: Be proactive and proactive in cleaning the room and not litter. If I cook food on a whim, it is not allowed to be said to be unpalatable and must be eaten.

Article 3: This girl is not allowed to enter without permission without permission. She must knock on the door before entering the room... Violators will be hunted by animals that are considered to be beasts and deprived of their rights for life. They will be expelled from the room.

Article 4: The boyfriend’s internship period is two weeks. If he performs well, he can become a regular in advance. If he performs poorly, his boyfriend will be deprived of his rights.

Article 5: During the internship boyfriend, you cannot show any intimacy to other beauties, otherwise you will be regarded as unsolicited. My girlfriend, that is, what I, Yan Bing, must listen to. This girl cannot go out to play tricks during the flight, and must work hard for me.

Article 6...Article 7...Article 8...Article 9...

House owner: Yan Bing

Then she handed me a pen and asked me to sign the agreement.

Seeing these regulations, I looked at Yan Bing in a little surprised. I didn’t expect that this beautiful pig pig could come up with so many details. It was really rare. It seemed that I underestimated her.

However, these regulations seem a bit harsh, just like the exploiting class of feudal landlords. I asked tentatively: "Bingbing, can I not sign this..."

Yan Bing pointed to the text at the bottom: All the above regulations must be followed and must be absolutely fulfilled, and you must sign them if you do not sign them.

I'm depressed, isn't this forced? I always feel like I've been tricked by this stupid beauty

"Bingbing, since you have written this way, why do you want me to sign? Why don't you just make the decision directly?"

Yan Bing smiled and said, "Now I am giving you some citizenship rights. If you sign it, it means you are willing, not forced by me."
Chapter completed!
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