Chapter 33 Humor on the plane
"Uncle Xiong, I have decided to accompany Tang Xin, so don't say much..."
"But the young master."
"Okay, Uncle Xiong, don't want it anymore. Let's decide like this. Let's set off now."
Uncle Xiong nodded helplessly.
Zhan Yan and Li Qiang were overjoyed when they saw this. If we were willing to help at the same time, it would mean that the powerful forces of the Long family were supporting us. No matter what kind of opponent we met, the probability of successfully rescuing General Tang would be much higher.
I walked up to Tang Xin and comforted: "Tang Xin, don't worry, I will go back with you, your grandfather will definitely be fine."
"But if you accompany me, what will happen to your girlfriend? Will you not accompany her?"
When Tang Xin was talking, she was still a little jealous. No matter how old a woman is, she looks very mature on the surface, but many times they are just a little woman deep down, and Tang Xin is the same.
"Okay, Tang Xin, we are not talking about this now. I think you must have known my identity."
She nodded.
"Tianchen, I actually thought of it for a long time, but sometimes I would rather you be simpler, so that I might be able to be with you, but you are from the Long family, and I feel that it is suddenly far away from you. These days, I have been thinking, what's wrong with me? You care so much about Yan Bing, and you even want to be a small employee for her. Do you know last time? You said your girlfriend was sick and you were with her in the hospital, so I ran to the hospital to secretly look at you. I used to think that no man in this world is good, but when I met you, I found that I like you, I hate myself so much, so I threw all my temper on you. In fact, Angel is so nice to you, I should have thought that you are Long Tianchen..."
Tang Xin’s expression is really special, the psychology of a little woman and the fragility of a strong woman.
Maybe I am born to like to take care of her, and I can't bear to see her sadness. I know Tang Xin very well, and I like her very much. From the first glance, I also have Yan Bing, but I have only mixed feelings about Tang Xin. I can't describe my state of mind. Should I accept or stay away from her? The first time I accidentally took over her first kiss and more physical contact. This time I helped her, not for anything else, just because I didn't want to see her sad, even as a friend.
"Okay, Tang Xin, let's go. It's getting late. Go to J Country earlier and maybe you can save your grandfather sooner."
I held her hand, Tang Xin's body trembled a little, and the tears remaining in her eyes should not be what this strong woman should have.
But as soon as I arrived at the airport, I felt a little regretful. When I got on the plane, my feet were a little weak and my head was so messy. I remembered Ruotong again. Since I was with Yan Bing, I have been sealing Ruotong in my memory for some days and no longer found it. I knew that I was afraid of making planes, but I had almost no other means of transportation to J Country except for planes.
"Tianchen, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
"No, no, I just remembered what happened before, and I was a little scared."
"Is it Sister Ruotong? Tianchen, it's been so long since the incident. It was just an accident before. Shouldn't you think so much? I won't be sad even if I see you feeling uncomfortable."
"Follower, I'm fine, just wait."
Although I said this in my mouth, my feet were still trembling. It was not that I was afraid, but that my body was always so involuntarily. The shadows in my mind for so many years were always unwieldy. Tang Xin kept snuggling to me with her body. Such snuggling made me feel at ease.
I began to close my eyes and feel these things. I wanted to use this method to make myself suddenly miss these...
Time passed little by little, and I closed my eyes tightly. When I opened it again, I forgot whether the plane was flying. The only thing that could be proved was the small shadow point outside the window, which was as small as an ant. I couldn't help but sigh.
"Xin, the plane finally took off, and the things on the ground looked like ants."
When Tang Xin heard this, she couldn't help laughing, held my arm, pressed her soft body against me, "Tianchen, why are you so stupid today? These things are ants, and the plane hasn't taken off yet?"
I was so dizzy, I wouldn't be so ugly, I said ashamed: "Did you mean the plane hasn't taken off yet?"
"yes ."
"Then the things I saw were originally ants."
Tang Xin smiled and said, "Yes, you read it wrong just now."
Because my head was a little confused, I really couldn't feel whether the plane was flying. But when I looked out the window carefully, except for the occasional small black dots on the ground, there were no buildings next to it. It was impossible for me to be still at the airport, or on land. I began to understand, pinched Tang Xin's nose and smiled, "Okay, you dare to lie to me..."
"Who told you that you are stupid like a pig, we have been away from the ground for a long time."
Tang Xin's smile made me very warm. This is what I always wanted to see. When a cold and icy beauty suddenly showed a bright and seductive smile to you, then you can think of what the flowering of the iron tree is. Her smile made me forget my fear of the plane. Her soft snuggle made me feel at ease...
The most important thing is that Tang Xin can actually make me joke and make me laugh. I always thought she had never had humorous cells.
"Thank you..." I sincerely said thank you.
"Tianchen, it's actually me who thanks you. Thank you for accompanying me to save my grandfather."
"Okay, fool, as long as you don't get angry with me and don't show my face. Since you know that I am Long Tianchen, you should also know my personality."
"I know, but why did you have a girlfriend and even kiss me?"
"I couldn't explain it clearly at that time, but I didn't deny one thing. I liked you very much at the first sight of you because you were very special."
"Like me? Is it true?" Tang Xin's face was extremely radiant.
"It's true. In fact, what's more important is that you care and love for Grandma Chen. You are very loving. This is completely different from your cold Bingbing, so I kissed you on a whim that day."
"Then do you know I've never been kissed by anyone? Since that time, I have thought you were a big pervert."
"So you keep looking for opportunities to mess with me, including last time you went to the company to ask for debts, and then asked Zhan Yan and Li Qiang to attack me, but you didn't expect Zhan Yan to recognize my identity, and then we..."
Before I could say it, Tang Xin covered my mouth and blushed, "Okay, Tianchen, let's not talk about the past, I'll tell you a joke."
Haha, the Ice Beauty can also tell jokes, it’s really the sun coming out of the west.
I looked at this beautiful woman with so satisfaction, nodded and said, "Okay, Ice Beauty."
...
"In the vast sky, on a plane, a parrot said to the flight attendant with pride: "Hurry up, pour me a glass of water."
When the pig beside him saw this, he also imitated the parrot and shouted to the flight attendant: "Haha, give me a glass of water."
The flight attendant was furious and threw the parrot and pig off the plane: "Little girl, she's still so trembling on the plane."
At this time, the parrot smiled proudly at the pig and said, "You are stupid, you can fly!"
The pig understood that it was too late when it came. It mumbled and fell down with a "plop"...
...
When I heard this joke, I almost laughed at my stomach. In fact, the joke itself is not important. The key lies in the joke teller. I didn’t expect that Tang Xin had such achievements. The sound she simulated was vivid. The dialogue between the parrot, the pig, and the flight attendant was definitely a classic...
"Xinxin, you really made me laugh. Then do you think I am a pig or a parrot now?"
"You, of course you are a pig. Look at the flight attendant who is here now. Ask her to pour you a glass of water for you, see if she will throw you off the plane..."
"Haha, okay, Xinxin, tell me another joke
"That's good Tianchen, let me tell you another story from the school, saying that a student climbed the wall and was caught by the principal. The principal asked him, "Why don't you walk through the school gate?" He said, "Metersbonwe, don't take the ordinary road." The principal asked him again, "How can you turn over such a high wall?" He pointed to his pants and said, "Li Ning, everything is possible!" The principal asked him again, "What does it feel like to climb over the wall?" He pointed to his shoes and said, "It feels like flying!" The second day he entered the school from the main gate, and the principal asked him, "
Why don't you climb over the wall? "He said, "Anta, I choose, I like it! On the third day he wore a gangster outfit, and the principal said, "You can't wear a gangster outfit!" He said, "You can't wear a gangster outfit!" He said, "You can't wear a gangster outfit!" He said, "You can't wear a vest to go to school!" He said, "You can't wear a vest to go to school!" He said, "Men, it's good to be simple, I love to put on the fort clothing!" The principal said, "I want to remember your older mistakes!" He said, "Why?" The principal said, "The dynamic area, I will make the decision on my territory!!! From then on, the principal never asked a word again...
I really can't tell that Tang Xin has the talent to tell jokes. I gradually forgot some things and was also resistant to laughter in the past.
During the few hours on the plane, because of Tang Xin, I slowly relieved my original tension. But as soon as I arrived at the airport in J Country, I saw a large number of soldiers busy, patrolling with full arms. The atmosphere was quite tense. As soon as our group of five people left the door, a few soldiers came forward to salute us and then wanted to conduct a strict inspection.
Zhan Yan took out his ID and shook it in front of the soldiers. Several soldiers immediately saluted again and said, "I'm sorry, Colonel, we're also conducting a strict inspection."
"It doesn't matter. We have something to do to see Mr. President immediately. Can you let it go immediately?"
"Yes, Colonel, the President has given us instructions that if we see the Colonel, we will take you to see her immediately. Now the whole country is on a first-level alert. To prevent possible accidents, I hope the Colonel and your friends can go with us."
No matter what purpose we are in, we still feel that we are safer with these soldiers. Now is a time of turmoil, who can guarantee our absolute safety?
I have only heard of the president of J Country. She is a woman, she is definitely a strong woman. A woman who can govern the entire country. No one has more courage and absolute shock than her. When she is in the position of president, she should no longer belong to herself. More often than not, she still exists for the people of a country.
When we got into a military car, we were taken directly to the Presidential Palace. There were soldiers everywhere along the way. The tense atmosphere in the entire capital made it difficult to breathe, as if war could occur at any time.
What happened in J Country? Who was instructing this conspiracy? And what happened to General Tang in such a short time?
In the presidential palace, I met this woman who has always been respected by me. President Rona of J., who directly enveloped a kind of elegance. She is more respectable than on TV. She seems to appear in myths. Like a goddess. In fact, Rona is very young, looking in her 30s. Such a young woman is actually the president of a country. This is a miracle. Of course, ability is the most critical. Rona has been in politics for more than 10 years. Not only in J., but even in the world, she is a person worshipped by all women.
Rona is not unfamiliar with us. Zhan Yan, Li Qiang, and Tang Xin are all familiar with each other, including Uncle Xiong. I don’t know all the things between them. Anyway, I am just an outsider here.
After President Rona greeted me one by one, she looked at me at the end. Her smile was very charming. This smile reminded me of Yan Bing. Luo Na's smile was very similar to Yan Bing's smile. It was a strange feeling. Did I miss that pig too much? Is this illusion? Or what is the relationship between Yan Bing and Rona?
"This must be Long Tianchen, the young master of the Long family."
Chapter completed!