Love Book

1. Things to note when eating with a woman: Take the initiative to treat her to dinner, because most girls don’t want to say they are hungry. First ask her what she wants to eat. If she doesn’t express her opinion, you decide the menu yourself. Don’t push it around, otherwise you think that giving way to the other person will actually embarrass the other person. When ordering, be careful not to have tooth-touch food, because it will destroy the atmosphere. Try not to make a sound when eating, and eat while talking. You can try to relax your appetite. Girls usually like boys to have a strong appetite.

2. Skills for saying goodbye to her: It is best to say goodbye to her at the appropriate station, wait for her car until the car comes, and leave by herself after she gets in and drives out. This way, the girl won’t feel that you are not tangled. If she is willing to let you take her home, it means that she is a little intimate about you. At this time, you must separate the opportunity, that is, the first date should end when the girl still wants to get along with you. This is the trick to make her look forward to the next date.

3. Skills to get to know her: Most women do not hate strangers’ meetings, because they subconsciously think that this is because they have enough strength to attract men. But if your words are inappropriate and their expressions are unnatural, they will not stop to talk to you. Therefore, before meeting, you should think about the content of the conversation and say different things according to different people. But remember, don’t chat with strangers from behind, smile naturally when your eyes are facing each other, don’t look at the other person’s whole body from top to bottom, and be natural, don’t let the other person feel that you are deliberately chatting with her, and don’t rush to touch anywhere on the other person.

4. Kissing skills: (The protagonist practices kissing skills, sucks all the cups, and just happened to be seen by the MM)

Correct way:

(1) Spiral kissing: Put your tongue into the girl's mouth and keep rotating. Some people may have thought of this method, but it is difficult to master this technique. When using this method, you cannot rotate and kiss the other person too casually. You must be able to match the girl's tongue, otherwise she will never agree to your kiss again. Even if she suffers from tongue refusal, she will also refuse your kissing. Therefore, you must kiss in a considerate and gentle manner. This is the secret.

(2) Deep kiss: This is a kissing method that can penetrate deep into the other person's mouth or even reach the depth of the throat. When performing such kissing, both men and women must open their mouths wide. But it must be noted that the chin cannot be separated.

(3) Sucking kissing: This is a kissing method that uses strong sucking force to suck the other person's lips hard. If the mucous membrane of a girl's lips is very fragile, blood stasis will be produced, so it must be kept gentle. I would like to advise all men to stop immediately when you see the other person's expression becoming painful, so they must win the favor of the girl.

(4) Vacuum kissing: the kissing method of constantly sucking the other person. This kissing method must take into account the lip shape of both the man and the woman. Although the man sucks desperately, he can never make the girl's mouth vacuum, mainly due to the problem of lip shape. From a physics point of view, the combination of girls' small mouths and male mouths is the most conducive to this kissing method. Its principle is like covering a large lid on a small hole, which can easily create a vacuum state and make the kissing atmosphere high. But what will happen if the girl has a big mouth when the opposite is true? In fact, it is very unloved just by thinking about it. This is like a small dandelion covering a large sunflower flower. It is impossible to reach the vacuum state at all. Therefore, before using this method, you must first understand the size of each other's lips before deciding whether to use it, so that you will not encounter difficulties in progress.

Error method:

The following 10 types of men are recognized as "killers". If you ask someone to kiss once, you will never want to do it again. Check if you have any of the following problems and don't accidentally become the KISS terminator in the eyes of others!

1. Vacuum cleaner: This way of inhaling when kissing is like a sanitary vacuum cleaner, vigorous and very static. It is best to be rare for such people. Who would like to date the vacuum cleaner?

2. Vampire: I don’t know if it’s ischemia or disease? When expressing love, I will bite the other person’s lips until the other person’s mouth is bleeding. What this kind of person needs is not a lover, but a toy that can be used to bite.

3. The lion opens his mouth: When he opens his mouth wide, you have to think: Is his target your mouth, or your nose, forehead and internal organs?

4. Scavenger: This kind of person kisses like a scavenger, but his tool is not a broom, but your tongue! He will completely help you clear the stagnant from your mouth. If you like the other person to search carefully in your mouth, then he is your ideal lover.

5. A sloppy drooling man: his face is full of saliva from the other person, and it will feel disgusting when he thinks about it. If your lover belongs to this type, remember to wear a long-sleeved dress or simply bring a towel to wipe off the saliva at any time.

6. The bearded man who pierced: his face is full of beard, which looks very manly, but it will be enough for you to fall into his arms.

7. Big Tooth: If you can imagine what it feels like to kiss an iron window, it is not difficult to imagine what it feels like to kiss a Toothed person.

8. Wooden man: This kind of person is completely unresponsive and boring. You will think that the mirror is much more enthusiastic and cute than him.

9. Slippery as an eel: His tongue swept very quickly, and you don't know where it will move next? However, you'll think it's better to stay in your mouth so that you can take a breath.

10. Marathon kissing: This kind of person will take a long time to kiss. If he doesn't kiss for a few hours, he will not stop "mouth". However, even Romeo and Juliet kissing each other in a passionate way will stop and eat and sleep. Do you think?

5. The art of dealing with rivals in love: 1.

Keep polite and temperament: If you are dating your girlfriend and you are just having a love rival, you can say gentlely: "Hi, it's such a coincidence. How about we have a three-person one-day trip?" This not only means that you will never give up on this date, but also do not aggressively give your love rival an order to expel guests. No matter what the ending is, your girlfriend will leave a good impression because you make her not too embarrassed in this scene.

2.

Do not criticize your love rival in front of your girlfriend: If your girlfriend praises your love rival in front of you, you must not refute it, and you must not sneer. Be careful and "obey your voice". She may hope that you have these advantages as well. You can express your agreement and affirmation in a tactful way, and imply that you will accept and learn, so that your girlfriend can feel that you have the virtue of a humble gentleman.

6. No matter how hidden and quick your glance is, a woman will know when a man's eyes swept across her breasts.

7. The best time to pursue girls

1: When girls come into contact with boys alone, they are most likely to be moved. Boys should seize this opportunity to show their initiative; if a third party is present, they will usually flatly reject the boy to hide their true feelings.

2: Boys are more sensitive to visual stimulation, while girls are more sensitive to auditory stimulation. On the phone, boys are kind and gentle, with musical words that can impress girls faster. Boys should fully mobilize the charm of their language.

3: Girls who have just finished dating a boy have extremely unstable physical and mental health, and will remain intoxicated and expectant about the dating mood for a long time. Boys can use this time more at the end of the date to further impress the other party.

4: When a girl is in a clean and comfortable environment, she is easily moved. This environment does not interfere with her disgust and uneasy, and can easily relax her whole body and mind, so that her emotions become active.

5: Girls are easily moved when they hear continuous compliments. Even if they know that boys are deliberately flattering and flattering her, they will be confused over time. They are more likely to accept ancient and clumsy "counseling" such as compliments, flattering, and flattering in their relationship. Perhaps this is an instinctive reaction of animals.

6: Girls are easily out of control in unfamiliar environments. Boys often change the time, place, and method of dates, so that they constantly have novelty and new fun.

7: A boy who is pursuing a girl suddenly gives up on the offense. At this time, it is most likely to mobilize the girl's curiosity and hope, which will make her moved.

8: In fact, the true love of a boy is the most effective weapon to impress girls. When a girl is convinced that the other party loves her sincerely, it is easy to develop love for the boy.

8,8 least romantic classics

1: After a long wait, it finally rained! Although it was not heavy, he still took a small umbrella and waited on her way off work.

"You didn't bring an umbrella? I'll take you home!"

"It doesn't matter. The rain is not heavy. I'll walk by myself. The umbrella is so small, you can fight it yourself!"

2: When she was treating guests to dinner, of course she was also there. After drinking and eating, he shouted: I'll treat this meal! He took the initiative to run to the front desk to pay the bill. When he came back, he followed a lady because he didn't bring any money.

3: The first time we met, we have been away for a long time. He said, "I'm hungry, where are you?" "I have a little bit of it." "It's time to have dinner, go home." "There's no one in my house today, I'm ready to eat outside." "Oh, I know there is a noodles that are not bad, let's go together?" Then we walked a little longer to a large steak. "Boss, come two bowls of three fresh noodles. Vegetarian three fresh noodles. I don't want eggs, what about you? Don't want them either? Boss, don't add eggs to both bowls." "I have something to do, let's go first." "Hey, didn't you say you had dinner together? Why did you leave? I'll give you... Wait, boss, just one bowl is fine!

4: She looked at him with longing eyes: "It's so windy today, I'm a little cold~"

"Oh, fortunately I added a piece of clothing in the morning, it's okay!" He said while tightening the scarf on the collar.

5: Finally, she was on the night shift. He called.

"Hey, it's you? What's the matter?"

"Hehe, nothing is wrong..."

"Oh, I have something to do. Don't call me if you have nothing to do in the future."

Dou-Dou-Dou-Dou...

6: There were many people in the car. He was originally inside, so he didn't squeeze much. But suddenly he found a beautiful girl coming up at the door! So he tried his best to squeeze into the door. Finally, he squeezed to her side. Before she could take a closer look, she finally couldn't help but vomited all over, then said sorry and got off the car.

7: God-given opportunity: It rained and she didn't bring an umbrella. So he volunteered to ride a bicycle to take her home. She sat in the back and took an umbrella. It was so romantic! After walking a few steps, she fell into the puddle together. So she took a taxi and left first, and he resisted the car and went home.

8: She went to her boyfriend's house to play and liked the parrot that was said to be able to talk. She finally teased her for a long time before she started talking, but she called out the name of another girl.

9. Telephone chat: Let’s talk about several common problems encountered on the phone, especially when you are not familiar with the other person, and sometimes you really don’t know how to speak. Often, you will face an embarrassing situation, that is, the other person suddenly becomes quiet or just doesn’t speak. Usually, you have to be forced to say goodbye at this time! When you put down the phone, you feel more pressure and you are even more at a loss because you start to worry that the other person will still have this situation next time, which makes you unable to answer the words at all. This result seems to make the relationship between each other gradually fade away because they are not speculative.

What should you do at this time? You can start talking about the other person's interests or hobbies. When everyone talks about things they are interested in or good at, they often start talking endlessly and eloquently. This is human nature. In this way, the other person will begin to have a sense of identity with you and subconsciously think that you are the same. Although it will not be like a TV commercial with a mobile phone number, you can even talk to the other person for two hours when making the wrong call, but when talking about topics that will make the other person feel interested, in contrast, in addition to giving the other person a sense of superiority, it will even also make the other person feel superior.

It will arouse the other party's sense of accomplishment. Therefore, the first step is how to talk about her interests, and the second step is to discover her sense of superiority. For example, when you know that she likes international standard dance, you can talk about it from this topic. Maybe you don't understand it, but because of your learning and questioning, it will inspire the other party's sense of superiority and accomplishment, and therefore you can understand her ideas better! Often you will find that she has practiced international standard dance during her student days and even participated in competitions. At this time, her sense of superiority for participating will be your best topic.

In addition, you can also use rhetorical questions to guide the other person to speak. For example, if you are not in a good mood? You don’t seem to have hope for love? Maybe you will hear a standard voice, that is, no, and you don’t need to be defeated because of this. At this time, you should make the iron while it is hot and then ask her why? You will find that under timely guidance, sometimes a rhetorical question will make the other person tell the bitterness in his heart or the story in her heart, and her heart will be easier to approach.

10. Love College Love Major Admissions

At the request of young friends, our school cooperated with M Guomabat University to open a new major in love studies and is now enrolling students nationwide. The specific matters are as follows: Major name: Love studies

Major overview: This major is based on the theory of love-related learning, mainly teaches practical skills, and focuses on combining theory with practice. Students need to master foreign languages, computers, car driving, singing and dancing, 80-tenths of arch pigs, rock climbing, bungee jumping, poetry, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, frying, fried, and other skills, and also receive systematic love ideological education. To achieve: be gentle in character, gentle in words, gentle in attitude, no temper, no fight back if scolding, and focus on guarding with emotion.

Professional courses: Main courses: Love Economics (studying the selection and allocation of this scarce resource for girls), Love Politics (economics are the foundation, love is the superstructure), Mushi Tuozai's love military strategy (loves, people's major events, places of honor and disgrace, and ways of survival and death must be observed...), Female psychology, Female physiology, Investment, monetary finance, consumer behavior, public relations, Family-owned asset management, Love application writing (love letters, love letters, repentance letters, guarantee letters, etc.), Praise skills, sweet words, literary appreciation (mainly Sanmao Qiongyao, Liu Yong, Xi Juan, Zhang Xiaoxian, etc.), Music appreciation (including classical, pop, rock and other)

Foreign languages: English, French (noble and elegant, lover's language), Japanese (appreciate anime, Japanese dramas and Japanese pop music, master popular information), Italian (appreciate operas), English is a compulsory course in the above languages, and you must reach the level 8 of major before graduation. Japanese or French is the second foreign language, and you must master it proficiently. Other languages ​​must memorize the saying "I love you" and the saying "yes", and there is no requirement.

Computer category: Computer applications are primary, and are required to be able to independently answer some common questions about software and hardware, such as proficient in using minesweepers, familiar with Legend of Sword and Fairy, Beautiful Girl Dreamworks, Girl Magician, Heartbeat Memories, Age of Empires and other games, and can chat online to send and receive EMAIL.

Miscellaneous categories: 80, arch pig, big monster way, striving for the best, mahjong, checkers, flying chess, Chinese chess, international chess, gozi chess, beast fighting chess, etc., and have the ability to quickly master new chess and card gameplay, guitar playing (other instruments are also available, except accordion and suona), vocal music (etude: rely on or the moon represents my heart), various dance moves, pen calligraphy, abstract painting, cooking, car driving (especially you need to be able to drive karts skillfully), ice skating, rock climbing bungee jumping, swimming and diving, karate (tattoo or Sanda can also be, except sumo wrestling).

Other elective courses: geopolitics, German classical philosophy, geotechnology, genetics, astrophysics, etc. The above courses are for those who have the spare time to study, with the purpose of improving the level of conversation.

Practice: This major is based on the principle of combining theory with practice. During the study process, outstanding students will be arranged to participate in internships. Graduates can recommend falling in love, but not getting married.

Study hours: Flexible study hours, you can graduate after completing the credits. Graduates will be awarded the M-National Mama Bat University Death Death Death Death Death Death (MASTER), and you can recommend continuing to study Dog Tackle (DOCTOR).

Classing method: EMAIL correspondence courses are mainly based on EMAIL, supplemented by centralized teaching, and regular learning experience exchange activities are held.

11. Thirty-six strategies to love your girlfriend

The first trick: No matter what delicious food, she will let her take the first bite first

The second strategy: always stand on her left and hold her hand, even when eating, sit on her left and hold her left hand with her left hand

The third strategy: She is in poor health, accompany her to exercise and accompany her to swim

Fourth strategy: No matter how busy you are, you will be the first to call her after you finish your work

The fifth strategy: She is tired when climbing the mountain, so she has to carry her on her back. She doesn’t say she is tired even if she is sweating heavily

The sixth strategy: She is allergic to ultraviolet rays and holds an umbrella for her in summer

Seventh strategy: She doesn't know how to use a knife. When eating pizza, she first cuts the pizza into small pieces and then gives it to her.

Strategy 8: Eat her leftover food

The ninth strategy: On a sleet night, carefully pick out the thorns from the fish and feed her to dinner

The tenth strategy: Let her wipe the snot tissue directly into your pocket. When you see the fruit peel box, you can take it out and throw it away.

11th strategy: When watching a movie, let her feel comfortable on your right shoulder and hold your right arm

Twelve strategy: She went out to play with her good friends and had to worry about her. She turned on her phone until very late and waited until the phone call she got home before going to bed

Thirteenth strategy: Know all her hobbies and try to adapt to her taste

Fourteenth strategy: When you go on a business trip, you will think of her calling her, and if you have time, you will bring her a gift

Fifteenth strategy: No matter when you call her cell phone, tell her calmly where you are doing what you are doing

Strategy 16: Let her know all your passwords and never change them

Seventeenth strategy: Try to take time to accompany her, and you will see her even if it is a short time.

Tip 18: Call her before going to bed at night and chat with me until very late

19th strategy: Keep everything she gives you carefully

Twenty strategy: Reject other girls' kindness for her
To be continued...