Chapter 214 My sister won't be angry, right?(2/3)
It's not that I'm embarrassed or anything, I just don't like being looked at as a monkey.
"Brother, Youye wants to ask a question."
On the way to the paradise, Yu Ye ate the last string of squid tentacles and spoke.
"Just don't ask me any more nonsense about why I didn't go to my parents' wedding."
"Won't."
Youye licked the last bit of squid tentacles left, and then swallowed it into his stomach. "Youye wants to say, is it because the clothes Youye wears are all suitable for children, that's why he is regarded as such?"
child."
"Then if Yuye wears the same clothes as her sister, will she not be treated like a child?"
"Do you care about this? I don't think it's necessary. You can wear whatever you like. It's not for them to see anyway."
"Big brother, do you like Yuye dressing up like a child?"
Those slightly moist pupils were half serious.
"If you answer yes, I will be taken to the Inspectorate for tea. If you answer no, you should take advantage of the situation and cause trouble."
"Then all I can answer is -"
"What is it?"
You Ye narrowed her eyes and smiled.
"That one."
Su Yao stretched out his hand to caress her head, "It doesn't matter anything, as long as you can smile happily."
"Eh? You Ye thought that big brother would say it's best not to wear anything at all."
"?"
The smile on Su Yao's face stopped abruptly, "I shouldn't have answered you like this before, right?"
"That's because my sister asked the same question, and the eldest brother answered that it's best not to ask for anything. But Yu Ye just needs to giggle on the side."
"6."
"Why do you say 6?"
"Because I really don't understand why this can also find fault with me. With my brain capacity, I can only make a single 6."
"Hehe, Youye just thinks it's fun?"
Youye shook Su Yao's arm.
I took a picture of a queue of five or six people at the ticket office. Looking from a distance, there weren't many people inside.
Probably because today is not the weekend.
"Big brother."
While waiting in line, You Ye jumped in front of Su Yao and squeezed in. The person in front turned around and frowned, but when he saw You Ye said softly, 'I'm sorry, my eldest brother and I are together.'
He immediately smiled and said it was okay.
It can only be said that Yuye seems to be able to do whatever he wants without using abilities beyond ordinary people?
No, appearance and clear voice are also among the superhuman abilities.
"I told you, remember to wipe your mouth after eating."
Too lazy to think too much, Su Yao took out a crumpled tissue from his coat.
I'm embarrassed to say it, but I remember to fold it neatly when I took it out. I didn't know why it ended up like this when I carried it around.
"Well, because big brother will help you wipe it."
"What is this? A child?"
"Youye is just a child."
"Okay, okay, kids can be kids."
Su Yao dealt with it casually and wiped the corners of her mouth.
"Big brother."
"Um."
"Have you used the photo?"
"It's no use."
"Did you take it out for circulation and sell it online to buy a ring for your sister?"
"I'm talking about you!"
"How many are there?"
Just when Su Yao was about to speak, he realized that a seat was already vacant in front of him, and the conductor frowned a little impatiently.
"Excuse me, you two."
He quickly smiled apologetically and took out his phone to scan the code.
"One adult ticket is enough. Children under 1.4 meters tall are free of charge."
The conductor clicked a few times, and only the price of an adult ticket was displayed on the screen.
"Youye is not a child. Youye is over 1.4 meters tall."
Youye said suddenly.
"What?"
"Youye is 18 years old."
“···”
The conductor looked at it in surprise for a while, then turned to look at Su Yao, "Scan quickly, there are people behind you."
"You Ye is an adult, not a child."
“···”
The conductor ignored her at all and just smiled.
After waiting for Su Yao to pay and hand over the ticket, he turned his attention to the next person.
"Brother, it's so strange."
“Why can’t we charge more money, but humans don’t want to charge it?”
"It's too troublesome."
"But Youye is not a child."
"Then why do you care? Think about it this way, you saved me 50 yuan in ticket fees, so I can buy ten more squid tentacles."
"But Youye is not a child."
"It's no use being a repeater. Your tricks are useless only to aunties."
"Human aunt... so scary."
Youye said depressedly, "Brother, Youye doesn't want to play anymore, go home."
"That won't work. You've already bought the tickets, so it's not worthwhile to come in and leave."
"The eldest brother is willing to spend 20,000 yuan for his sister, but he is not willing to spend 50 yuan for Youye."
"Now that I have a little bit of money, please recall carefully how much balance I had when you first followed me, and I would give you a small amount of dried fish."
"My eldest brother has turned into a female human and started to go back to the past."
"I'm talking about you, I just wanted to say it."
Su Yao sighed, "I haven't talked about anything serious since we just met. Why don't you tell me what you have done recently?"
"It's so scary. Big brother is so controlling. Do you even want to know how many times You Ye breathes a day? Yes, You Ye breathed a total of 89,531 times yesterday..."
"Oh, it hurts~"
“···”
Youye's face is so soft that it's fun to pinch and pull like a rubber, and you'll fall in if you're not careful.
"Did Big Brother suddenly get mad at Yu Ye in a place full of humans? It's okay, Yu Ye doesn't care no matter where he is."
"Ahem, what are you talking about? No matter how you say it, I can't be in a place like this."
"There is a public restroom in front, no one is in it."
"Stop it."
Su Yao said seriously, "Okay, it's time to choose where to go."
"Big brother."
To be continued...