Chapter 64 New Year's Party (2)
The female host walked up to the stage, wiped her eyes and said, "Thank you very much to the two classmates for their passionate performance. I couldn't calm down in my heart for a while. I hope the red-crowned crane girl can rest in peace in heaven. Okay, the next program is Allegro [Praise for New Look]."
Looking at the program list, Yang Xiuwen asked Zhang Jun and Zheng Xiaokai to prepare because [you are at the same table].
This campus folk song has not appeared yet, so Yang Xiuwen plagiarized it once without accompaniment. Yang Xiuwen taught the two of them how to play guitar accompaniment step by step.
His classmates did not expect that he could play the guitar so well, and they accidentally nicknamed him "Guitar Prince".
The two people's performance was a success. The lyrics were full of memories and the melody was beautiful and beautiful, which immediately resonated with the students.
A student in the audience said with emotion to the alumni next to him, "This song is so touching. I miss my classmates."
The man asked him, "Where is your female deskmate now?" He said coyly, "My deskmate is a boy."
The man immediately distanced himself from him and said, "Damn it, you are such a pervert!"
The performances performed by the students of Chungkyo University were of a very high standard, and the auditorium was filled with laughter and excitement.
Finally, Yang Xiuwen and their third program "Selling Kidnappings" began. Wang Li, dressed as a northern aunt, burst into laughter.
"Old man, come on, I'm telling you, my wife is messing around all day long.
No, I heard that old Li from the village had injured his head in a fall, so he hurriedly made a pair of crutches to sell to others. As a result, the old man fell hard and became hemiplegic, so he didn't sell it.
Today we talk about selling on the street, but the streets are full of healthy people, who are you going to sell to?"
He Jun was wearing a blue Zhongshan uniform, a yellow shabby military cap crookedly on his head, and a mustache on his mouth, and walked out as if he didn't recognize his relatives.
He also said, "Come on, what are you talking about? I'm telling you, even if he is a healthy person, look at how I tricked him into becoming lame. Someone is coming. Hurry up and shout."
As Song Yi appeared on the scene on his bicycle, Wang Li shouted, "Turn, turn, kidnap, kidnap, kidnap..." People in the auditorium laughed and fell forward.
One by one witty words, if you have a big head and a thick neck, you are either a rich man or a cook. If you don’t believe it, just take two steps to find out under what circumstances one plus one equals three.
Especially at the end, Song Yi used crutches and said, "Brother, my current situation is no longer suitable for riding a bicycle, thank you!" The scene got out of control, and more people laughed until they shed tears.
The school leader smiled in the audience and said, "This skit is quite interesting, hahaha."
The party was very successful, and some students recalled that party many years later as the most vivid memory.
Many witticisms have become popular in schools and even in society. If you don't believe it, just take two steps. A big head and thick neck are not suitable for rich people.
The students in the archeology class gradually became celebrities.
The instigator, Yang Xiuwen, was currently taking the year-end exams, main courses and compulsory courses.
After the exam, we have winter vacation.
It’s been almost half a year since I came out, and it’s time to go back and see my master, friends, and seniors.
After three days of exams, Yang Xiuwen sat on the bed and looked at the few people in the dormitory who were busy packing up and paying homage.
Song Yi planned to go to the Northeast with Zhao Li, Zhang Jun accompanied Sun Qian, and Hu Yuan planned to take Yu Xiaofei home.
He reminded, "I wish you a happy winter vacation, boss, it's very cold in the Northeast, and Northeastern people are very good at drinking. Take it easy..."
Just as he was talking, Li Xiaotong came, holding a telegram and said to him, "Xiuwen, Zhang Peng's telegram."
When Yang Xiuwen received the telegram, he found that her hands were cold, so he put down the telegram, held the girl's hand in his, and said, "Why are you not wearing gloves? What should I do if I get cold?"
Li Xiaotong said weakly, "I think the school entrance is not far away. Well, I will pay attention to it in the future."
Li Xiaotong felt sweet in her heart. Yang Xiuwen was really good to her, and she could even find out immediately when she became popular every month.
A pair of traditional Chinese medicine was specially prepared for her, and the effect was so good that all the girls in the same dormitory used it and were shocked.
However, she found something strange. Since the beginning of winter this year, some of the sisters had caught colds and some had fevers, but she had never caught them, and her complexion was better than that of the sisters in the same dormitory.
She asked Yang Xiuwen, but he just smiled and said nothing. He only occasionally asked if the pendant he gave her was still there? She really didn't know why...
Zhang Peng's telegram contained just a few words - If you are cheated, please rush to help.
Yang Xiuwen could think with his heels that this guy didn't listen to him and was greedy. It seemed like he had to go to Zhang Peng's place.
He said to Li Xiaotong, "We are going to take a detour to the Central Plains. This guy has asked others to set up a trap and is calling for help." After speaking, he raised the telegram in his hand.
He asked Li Xiaotong to send a telegram to Zhang Peng, saying that they would arrive in three days and remember to pick them up. Later, he went to the train station with Song Yi and Hu Yuan.
At the peak of Spring Festival travel, there are huge crowds of people.
A few people went in the morning and bought tickets in the evening. Fortunately, they bought sleeper tickets, and hard seat tickets were available three days later.
Squeezing out of the crowd, it feels like being stepped on by thousands of people.
I don't know if it was scratched by a thief or hung by something else. Hu Yuan's down jacket had a big hole in the back. When it shook, feathers flew everywhere. The scene was quite beautiful, with real feathers flying into the sky.
Chapter completed!