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Chapter 101 One-day trip to heaven

Zhu Houzhao looked panic-stricken not because he had done anything wrong, but because he said he was looking for Taishang Laojun, but he didn't even know that Taishang Laojun was round or flat, so what should he be looking for?

Zhu Houzhao looked surprised. He didn't expect that there would be so many foodies in Tianting's flat peaches, and there would be so much laughter. It was an unprecedented event.

Zhu Houzhao thought that the banquet hall was full of people, where could he find Taishang Laojun? It would be great if Taishang Laojun had a piece of paper on his face saying "I am Taishang Laojun".

Although I don’t know Taishang Laojun, you can’t ask if you open your mouth!

Zhu Houzhao stopped a beautiful fairy who had just served a plate of peaches and a pot of osmanthus wine and asked, "Girl, who is the Supreme Master?"

"Girl? What is a girl?" the fairy pouted.

Zhu Houzhao was stunned for a moment, but he quickly realized that this god in heaven could not adapt to the title of the human world.

Then he changed his words and said: "This fairy, who is the Supreme Lord?"

"Oh, you are asking about the Supreme Master, the one who is toasting with the Jade Emperor over there? He has a childish face, white clothes, and a fairy spirit." The fairy reacted quickly and pointed her finger casually.

So Zhu Houzhao walked towards Taishang Laojun who was toasting with the Jade Emperor.

"Don't you dare to ask for money so quickly? How can I save some face for the poor Taoist?" The conversation between Zhu Houzhao and the fairy was passed to the ears of the Supreme Lord who was accompanying the Jade Emperor to toast the gods. .

Immediately, I was shocked, "Isn't it just that I owe you a month's soju money, so why should I mobilize an army to come to my door like this?" Taishang Laojun couldn't help but wailed.

Everyone in the heaven knows that Taishang Laojun has white hair and a childish face, fluttering white clothes, holding a fly whisk in his right hand, and stroking his long beard with his left hand. He stands in front of people, with an air of immortality floating all over his body. He looks like a gentleman and has a tall and glorious image. .

Although he has many advantages, he also has a bad problem, that is, he loves to drink and is known as the drunkard.

Do you like drinking as much as you like? He keeps arrears with the wine money paid to the pub outside, which will piss people off sooner or later.

No, yesterday the shopkeeper of an outside tavern threatened to ask people to go to Pantao to ask for soju money to give him a good look. As a result, Taishang Laojun mistakenly thought that Zhu Houzhao was coming to ask for soju. Money man.

"Jade Emperor, please go alone first. I have something to say to this brother."

Taishang Laojun was afraid that if this man revealed what had happened and caused trouble, the Jade Emperor's power would be damaged, and he would not be able to show off his old face. How could he still hang out in the world of heaven in the future?

He quickly sent the Jade Emperor away who was toasting, and then quietly pulled Zhu Houzhao aside who had already walked beside him.

"Brother, I know why you are looking for me." After walking aside, Taishang Laojun went straight to the point.

"Do you know why I'm looking for you?" Zhu Houzhao looked confused. Could it be that the Bull Demon King had told him before that he was going to the Heavenly Court to find the Supreme Lord? Considering the long distance between the human world and the Heavenly Realm, time is so short. , it seems unlikely!

"Isn't it just that I owe you the money for soju for that month? I will definitely pay it back when the Jade Emperor pays you."

Oh, it turns out that's what happened. Only then did Zhu Houzhao suddenly realize that all the strange behaviors of Taishang Laojun just now can be found in it.

However, he thought that since there was such a good thing, why not take advantage of it, and it would be useless if he didn't control Taishang Laojun's pigtails.

"Forget it for that month's soju money. I will tell the tavern owner and he will pay for it." Zhu Houzhao waved his hand coolly.

"What? Forget it?" Taishang Laojun's pressure to repay his debt suddenly disappeared, and his eyes widened in shock.

"Can you take your words seriously?"

"Of course we can take it seriously! I was the one who invited the tavern owner to come and see the shop, and I am the real boss!" Zhu Houzhao took advantage of his plan and patted his chest several times without hesitating.

"Thank you very much, thank you very much." Taishang Laojun was overjoyed.

"But don't be too happy too early, I have a condition."

"What are the conditions? Brother, just say it!"

"That's right, that's the Qiankun Sutra..."

"The Qiankun Sutra? I don't know about it. I heard that it has been lost long ago. Moreover, it is a matter of your world. How can people in the heaven know about it?"

"How can a man who is said to know everything from astronomy and geography to shit and farts, and knows everything about everything, actually doesn't know such a trivial thing? Are you afraid you are deceiving me? But it's okay if you don't know. Then I I’m going to publicly announce your old bastard’s affairs here, ruining your reputation and causing you to be in infamy for eternity. Let’s see how you can hang around in this corner of heaven from now on? How can you be a big internal manager?”

Zhu Houzhao's voice suddenly raised an octave. He thought that no matter whether it was useful or not, he would scare him first. He didn't believe that the old people in the sky didn't know what was going on on the ground. He should know a little bit about it.

In the end, it could not withstand the repeated wear and tear of Zhu Houzhao's children's shoes, so Taishang Laojun had no choice but to compromise.

However, Taishang Laojun still had a hand in reserve.

He claimed that in order to test Zhu Houzhao's understanding and willpower, he could only give him a secret to find the Qiankun Sutra, which was strictly speaking a poem.

The ice peaks of the Four Seasons stretch to the sky, like a pillar holding up the sky. Thinking about the two halves of the sky and the earth, I am used to seeing the bad things in the world, so I start to embrace the Weiwei Mountains from the haoqi. The desert wind is astringent, the rugged birds are destroying the path, and the snow is like clouds in the sky. Hidden, the peak is like a cone standing in the sky and the cup is tilted. The smoke goes straight up to three thousand feet, lighter than the spiritual tree and never returns.

As for whether you will understand it and whether you can find the Qiankun Sutra, Taishang Laojun has also given up. It depends on your own destiny.

Although I didn't get the ideal results, I was able to gain something at least.

Zhu Houzhao was afraid that he would not be able to remember this ghost poem, so he asked Taishang Laojun to write it on a piece of paper. Then he took the piece of paper and walked out of the banquet hall. Of course, when he came out, he did not forget to grab a few flat peaches. On hand.

As soon as he reached the door, Zhu Houzhao heard a quarrel coming from inside.

When I turned around, I saw Taishang Laojun and an old man pulling each other.

"Isn't our matter over? Isn't it over?"

"What happened? What kind of knot? Who is with you? Who is with you?"

"Then what did that guy agree to do just now?"

"Which one?"

"Oh, by the way, that sharp-mouthed, monkey-cheeked guy who went out just now said that he owns the tavern and I don't have to pay back the money I owe for soju."

Taishang Laojun said and pointed in the direction with his hand.

Oops, the zoetrope has been exposed! Leave quickly, otherwise it will be troublesome if the old man chases you.

Zhu Houzhao smiled and quickly ran away to avoid others.

"Where to go? You're a bastard!" Zhu Houzhao heard Taishang Laojun chasing after him in a gust of wind. "

Boss, boss, are you okay? Get up quickly. Class is about to start. Please get up quickly."
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