Chapter 16 Dream is to become a guide(2/2)
Are the elves so pure?
All that said, you still don’t understand the meaning of my joke?
What cave entrance?
What other holes could there be!
"Ahhhh!! Human~ you are so bad, you, you, you... you are acting like a hooligan!!"
With Lu Chen's "patient explanation", the elf girl Wenya finally understood.
Suddenly her face turned red, and she quickly covered her face, feeling extremely hot.
This paragraph is so naughty!
"Ahem~ This...I..."
Lu Chen also looked embarrassed. He didn't have any jokes in his mind.
The only one is still meat~
Lu Chen somehow memorized a joke a buddy told in the dormitory during high school.
And just when Lu Chen felt a little guilty...
"Tell me one more, tell me one more~"
The elf girl Wen Ya said with joy on her face.
The look on his face was full of expectation, which obviously meant a lot to what he just said.
"Uh~"
Lu Chen looked stunned.
Could it be that this elf girl likes to hear dirty things? Wenya, you are not elegant at all!
"It's time for you to take me to find the alien species."
Lu Chen said immediately.
This is the only joke he has, so what other jokes are there?
I, Lu Chen, am not that kind of person, and I don’t have that many dirty jokes in my head!
"Why should I take you to find alien species? You humans haven't made this elf laugh yet."
Wenya put her hands on her hips and said seriously.
"Nonsense, pornographic jokes are mainly pornographic, and they are not funny in themselves!"
Lu Chen said.
"Anyway, you didn't make me laugh, so it doesn't count~"
The elf girl Wen Ya said.
"Why don't you owe it first? Next time I come from a mysterious place, I will definitely save enough jokes for you."
Lu Chen thought for a while and said.
The main reason is that Lu Chen is convinced that the elf girl knows where there are suitable alien species for him to absorb.
It was a rare opportunity to enter a mysterious place, and Lu Chen naturally didn't want to return empty-handed.
Besides, he is a dual-source god, and his demand for alien species is twice that of a normal source-god monk.
"That's okay, but humans, you have to keep your word~"
The elf girl thought for a while and said.
It's useless for her to ask for the alien species anyway, so there's no harm in telling this human.
It would be good to take the opportunity to find out whether the talent of this human origin god is strong or weak.
If it's bronze slag, it's like having Bai Bai prostitute a different species. If it's Silver Origin God...
The elf will marry him, ah, the elf will recognize him as his master and sign a contract~
If it were the Golden Source God...
That elf must show off my master to the sisters around me~
What if it is a dual-origin god?
Chapter completed!