Chapter 22 Eight Bowls of Ramen
"Well, Fatty, it's a little early for you to be happy. That's your Dharma name." Liu Jun looked at the Fatty and kept giggling there, and couldn't help it anymore.
"What's the name of the law? What's the name of the law?" the fat man asked in confusion.
"You turn it over and read it"
"Retarded, mentally retarded, mentally retarded???" The fat man looked collapsed.
This kid is so pitiful. He has no one to teach him how to practice Buddhism. The whole name of the Dharma also belittles his IQ. Hahaha, Liu Jun couldn't help laughing.
"Brother, what is your Taoist name?"
"Qianzi!" Liu Jun's smile froze and he looked up at the sky. Damn, it's too early to laugh.
Two people with the same disease hugged each other and cried. This Dharma chant was so touching.
The two sighed for a while, and Liu Jun touched the 3,000 yuan in his pocket. He decided to buy a car first. After all, you can’t take the bus even if you hold the fox in your arms. You can’t leave this little fox alone at home either.
His teeth were changing, and he could chew even more than Erha. He picked up the little fox who was chewing on the Taishi chair, and led the fat man to the street selling cars.
"Brother, what kind of car do you want to buy?" the fat man asked curiously.
"It's similar to Accord and Audi." Liu Jun replied.
Half an hour later, the fat man stared blankly at the Yadi electric vehicle brand in front of him. There was nothing wrong with it, the names were the same.
Holding the little fox in his arms and leading the fat man to the door, the owner of the electric car hurried out and ran directly to Liu Jun. As for why he didn't run towards the fat man, he was probably afraid of damaging his sign.
"Brother, I want to buy an electric car. Take a look at this one. It has a snow-white body, black wheels, and slender handlebars. Does it look like Snow White?" This boss has a very high literary talent.
"Don't say it's useless, how is the quality?"
"The quality must be good. It's a big brand and guaranteed. Just look at the workmanship." As he spoke, the electric car owner patted the front of the electric car vigorously.
"Look at the materials and the quality." The boss patted the electric car again. There was a "click" sound. The front of the electric car was cracked.
"Look at this paint, it won't even come off even if it's cracked." The boss withdrew his hand in embarrassment.
"Okay, stop boasting, just say how much it costs." Liu Jun looked at the electric car and said.
"The original price is 2,699. I think you are kind-hearted, little brother. Let's form a good relationship and give you 2,500."
"You just smashed this car to pieces"
"I'll give you 2,300, the price of friendship and family"
"Oh my god, boss, you are so strong that you smashed it to pieces." Liu Jun shouted loudly, pretending to be surprised.
"Don't shout, don't shout. Take 2,100, 2,100. If it's any lower, I'll lose money." In this way, Liu Jun bought an electric car for only two thousand.
When paying, this guy even discussed with the boss, asking him to give him a helmet, gloves or something, and then the boss politely invited them out with a livid face.
Riding on the small electric bike he just bought, Liu Jun was happily preparing to leave. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Fatty getting ready to sit in the back seat of the electric bike. He quickly stopped him.
"Fat man, you should take a taxi back. Let's not worry about whether you can fit in the back seat. If you get in there with your ass, the wheels of the car will have to abandon us and run away."
After saying that, Liu Jun rode off on a small electric car, feeling very happy. We are also car owners, even though it is just a small electric car.
Riding an electric bike to the market, he planned to buy some rice and some carrots. Yes, you read that right, carrots are for Bai Susu. Liu Jun didn’t know why a fox actually liked to eat carrots. How could you make the rabbit so embarrassed?
I found a vegetable stall and was squatting there picking carrots when I heard the conversation between two aunts next to me.
"Hey, have you heard that Fushui Hospital is haunted?"
"I know, that ghost has killed three or four people."
"How did you know?" Liu Jun thought the aunt's relatives were working in the hospital.
"Oh, let me tell you, my neighbor's grandfather is in the hospital, that's why I know so clearly."
"How old is your neighbor's grandfather? He still works in the hospital.?
"No, his grandfather is lying in the morgue." Haha, the aunt is so powerful, the corner of Liu Jun's mouth twitched.
Fushui Hospital is said to be a Class II A district hospital, but its quality is really poor. Among Liu Jun and the others, it is notorious. It is impossible to pay money to cure a common cold.
It has happened, and there are many quacks.
The most common thing can be seen. The neighbor's brother had an argument with his wife. The wife got angry and stabbed him. The brother called 120 and hurriedly held his stomach and went downstairs to wait for the ambulance. Waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
Later, the doctor was preparing to carry the eldest brother into the car. The eldest brother looked up and saw the words Fushui Hospital and immediately got off the stretcher.
"You guys go, I think I can survive for a while, I'll go to another hospital."
There was nothing the doctor could do, and the ambulance left again. The eldest brother immediately found a taxi and went to the First Military Hospital dozens of kilometers away.
Think about it, if you were stabbed with a knife and your hands were still bleeding, you wouldn’t want to go to Fushui Hospital.
Let’s get back to the subject. Fushui Hospital is actually not far from Liu Jun’s house. The pony-tailed girl I met on the bus always got off at Fushui Hospital Station, and nine times out of ten, she worked there.
Maybe a little selfishly, maybe out of curiosity, Liu Jun decided to go to Fushui Hospital. When he was on duty in the evening, he told Mo Li about it. Mo Li said she wouldn't go and asked him to go with Fatty to practice. Liu Jun
Thinking about it, Mo Li was too good at it. Once she made a move, he would be instantly killed, and he and the fat man would become just a crowd-pleaser.
In the afternoon of the next day, Liu Jun called the fat man and took Bai Hu with him to the hospital. He stood at the door of the hospital and did not go in. He just looked at the terrain and understood the locations of various areas in the hospital. There were no visits during the day.
Haunted.
"Brother, you said that this ambulance's whine is nothing new. You can just change the sound." The fat man looked around boredly while talking to Liu Jun.
"You don't like anything you see. Why don't you change it? Change it to the most dazzling ethnic style? You can also dance square dance with the ambulance. Our ambulance has a good sound. Go check out the Belgian ambulance. The sound is similar to the movie
The ghosts in it can be sent away to the patients just like the music." Liu Jun replied impatiently.
Go to the route sign at the entrance of the hospital and carefully look at the locations of each area. Don't wait until you can't fight the ghost at night and you don't know how to run away.
It was past six o'clock in the evening, and Liu Jun planned to go to dinner with Fatty first. He didn't care, mainly because Fatty was hungry.
"Brother Liu, you said I would go out to work with you, but you were not allowed to invite me to dinner."
"Okay, I'll take you to a nationally famous and unique place."
Twenty minutes later, "Boss, two bowls of ramen, one with noodles and one with regular noodles." Liu Jun and Fatty were sitting at Lanzhou Ramen Restaurant.
The fat man didn't want to say anything this time. When the noodles were served, he ate them quietly. Liu Jun picked out a noodle for the little fox. Hey, he really ate it. Foxes who are not picky eaters are very good.
The little fox put it on the table, took a small plate from the side, and picked a chopstick noodle from the fat man's bowl and gave it to the little fox.
After finishing the noodles for a while, I saw the fat man still eating, already having his second bowl. He was not panic at all. He now had a wallet worth nearly three digits, so he couldn’t afford to buy ramen. Liu Jun said to himself
The wallet is very confident.
Five minutes passed, ten minutes passed, twenty minutes passed. Six bowls passed, and the seventh bowl was about to be eaten. Liu Jun hurriedly stopped the fat man.
"Fat man, it's not that I'm reluctant to let you eat. It's because I'm afraid that you'll eat too much. If you can't fight at night, you won't be able to run away."
"It's okay, brother, I'm just 80% full and can run." The fat man still took time to reply after eating his seventh bowl of noodles.
Girl, I'm eighty percent full. I finally know why this guy is destined to be a Buddha. Isn't the messenger of Jingtan a Buddhist disciple? Liu Junyi has a black line on his forehead.
"Five seconds, if you can't finish eating, you can pay by yourself. I have to leave." As soon as Liu Jun finished speaking, the fat man took only two seconds to shovel the bowl of noodles into his stomach with his shocked eyes.
Hey, checkout, eight bowls of noodles, sixty-four yuan, and my wallet has shrunk by nearly one-tenth. This pig!
Chapter completed!