Chapter 201 Unprofessional Liu Qingxuan
Liu Jun's so-called solution was to take out his mobile phone and call Wu Yicheng.
There is no way, his cheap master, bad old man, his phone is always turned off and he can't make any calls at all.
It was unrealistic to call the head brother, so I called Wu Yicheng at the Ninth Division Headquarters.
"Uncle Wu, do you know how to take baby pictures?" He got right to the point.
Wu Yicheng was stunned for a moment, and asked eagerly, "Pai Ying? Did you fight against the head-dropping master of Country T? Where are you?"
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous. I didn't fight with the head-down master. I just encountered a Paiying. I don't know how to deal with it."
Wu Yicheng was relieved when he heard that Liu Jun did not fight with the head-down master. He was afraid that Liu Jun would suffer. After all, he knew how long Liu Jun had been practicing Taoism. There are three types of people like them who don't like to provoke. One is
Those who keep company with corpses all day long, such as corpse chasers. One type is those who play poison, such as Zi Granny, Liuli and the others. The other type is head-turning masters.
Because if you provoke these people, you will most likely be infected without even realizing it and lose your life.
"Don't you have the Lihuo Talisman? You can just burn it with a fire. Why do you need to ask me?"
Liu Jun on the other end of the phone rolled his eyes again. Damn it, he didn't know that it would be easier to set it on fire.
"I'm asking, how can we control Pai Ying without destroying it so that it won't harm anyone in the future?"
"This is a bit difficult to handle. First tell me what kind of baby you met."
Then Liu Jun told Wu Yicheng in detail about the baby patting, especially the fact that the baby patting loved snacks.
Wu Yicheng was shocked for a while, and then asked: "Are you sure that's a baby photo? Isn't it a starving ghost??"
"No, I'm sure, it's a baby shoot."
"It's easy. I will send a formation to your email address soon. You can take a look and draw this formation on the back of the baby Buddha amulet. When the time comes, the contract will give them a sense of intimacy."
After hanging up the phone for a while, there was a "ding-dong" sound. Liu Jun took out his cell phone, opened his mailbox, and saw the email Wu Yicheng sent him.
The formation in the email is called Ghost Alliance. It is simple, practical and unpretentious. It is to draw the Ghost Alliance on the ghost parasitic container to form a contract. This is an equal formation contract. It will not force the contract partner to do anything. It will only
What are the restrictions? For example, if the contract partner wants to harm others, but the other contract partner does not want to harm others, then the harm cannot be done.
"Come on, let this baby make a contract with you, so that it won't harm you or take the initiative to harm others."
Tang Rongrong followed Liu Jun into the house and saw Liu Jun hiding in front of Pai Ying.
"I want to discuss something with you." However, he patted the baby's head without raising his eyes, concentrating on eating snacks and ignoring Liu Jun.
I saw Liu Jun grinning, reaching out and quickly grabbing all the snacks from Pai Ying, including the potato chips that Pai Ying was eating.
Pai Ying was stunned and was about to burst into tears. Liu Jun immediately said: "You sign a contract with her. This contract has no other purpose. It is to ensure that you will not harm anyone or her."
"Based on the principle of fairness, justice and openness, I will give you a choice. If you sign, there will be plenty of snacks. After eating these, she can buy you more. If you don't sign, it will be sealed and dark. Let alone snacks, it will be difficult to eat air.
, you choose”
Paiying thought for a while and resisted the urge to bite Liu Jun to death. After all, he couldn't beat him, so he reluctantly agreed to sign the contract.
It's fair, just and open, bullying children.
Liu Juncai didn't care what Pai Ying thought, he just agreed to the contract and gave the snacks to Pai Ying again.
Being able to eat his favorite snacks again, Pai Ying immediately beamed with smiles. He didn't even care what Liu Jun drew on the Buddha amulet where he lived.
After drawing on the Buddha amulet for a while, Tang Rongrong was asked to come over and drop a drop of blood on the Buddha amulet, thus completing the contract.
The moment the blood dripped on it, Paiying turned to look at Tang Rongrong. It felt a sense of intimacy, but the foodie Paiying didn't pay much attention and concentrated on eating snacks.
"Do you feel anything?" This was the first time he used this formation, and Liu Jun wanted to know how Tang Rongrong felt.
Tang Rongrong's expression was complicated, and she glanced at Liu Jun with some resentment. "What I feel now is that I have an extra child, and it's like my biological child."
"Well, think about it, since this magic circle can make you feel like a biological mother, it must also feel like a baby, it will treat you as a biological mother, and a child will definitely not harm his own mother.
right"
After listening to what Liu Jun said, Tang Rongrong reluctantly accepted the reality that she had a ghost doll child.
"What, if this baby has no snacks, you can buy some for it."
"If I don't buy it, will it hurt me?"
Liu Jun shook his head affirmatively, "It won't harm you, after all, you are its mother. But if the child doesn't get what he wants, cries loudly, and makes trouble for you, I guess this will happen."
"Don't mention the word mom! If you mention it again, I'll make you angry!"
"Okay, okay, don't mention it, don't mention it." Liu Jun looked helpless. He didn't want to. Who can think about this contract and let Tang Rongrong have more children?
The mother of such a ghost child.
It might take some time for Tang Rongrong to fully accept this cruel reality. She sat quietly on the sofa and didn't know what she was thinking.
After giving Aaron a wink, the two quietly walked out of Tang Rongrong's house.
When going downstairs, Aaron asked Liu Jun: "Are we leaving like this?"
"Nonsense, if you don't go this way, how can you go? Don't you know the fine tradition of doing good deeds without leaving a name?"
"Brother Liu, please forgive me for speaking frankly, this shouldn't be considered a good deed by you. Tang Rongrong is now unmarried and has a baby."
"Speak nicely. What should I do if she has a baby? Don't ruin my innocence."
The two of them just got into the car, noisily, and after working hard all afternoon, they were both a little hungry. They didn't have enough to eat at the class reunion.
Aaron took Liu Jun out for another meal and sent Liu Jun back to the villa.
Look, look, how harmonious this scene at home is compared to a class reunion.
Yu Mo moved his coffin to the living room. Although everyone strongly opposed it, the reason Yu Mo gave was that it was unseemly for a man and a woman to have their bodies in the same room, and it would insult Miss Li's innocence.
Now he was lying quietly in his coffin, while Liuli and Mo Li were leaning against Yuan Gungun on the sofa. Yuan Gungun looked at Liu Jun when he came back, and looked at Liu Jun with a look of resentment.
Liu Jun returned a helpless look. There was nothing he could do about it. Mo Li Liuli felt that it was very comfortable and soft to lean against Yuanyun.
The fat man and Liu Qingxuan over there are more harmonious, one runs and the other chases. Normally, if an assassin chases a meat, it is basically a meat bun beating a dog, but Liu Qingxuan holds a sharp small scalpel in his hand
, the fat man became timid.
Liu Qingxuan was also very knowledgeable. Every time he caught up, he would use a scalpel to gently prick the fat man's buttocks, which would make the fat man feel pain but not bleed.
When the fat man saw Liu Jun coming back, he screamed and ran behind Liu Jun as if he had seen a life-saving straw.
Rubbing his eyebrows, Liu Jun stretched out his hand to stop Liu Qingxuan: "What are you two doing? We are all our own people. Don't wield swords and guns. What has the fat guy done?"
Seeing that he couldn't reach the fat man, Liu Qingxuan stopped and looked at the fat man behind Liu Jun angrily.
"Ask him what he did."
"Didn't I just say that you are unprofessional?" The fat man shouted with his head raised, and immediately shrank back. It was hard for him. His body of more than 200 kilograms was actually able to be well hidden behind Liu Jun.
Hearing the fat man's words, Liu Qingxuan was furious again. He took the scalpel and started a new round of chasing.
Helpless, Liu Jun glanced at Wang Tiezhu, the most reliable man in the family, who was feeding the little fox with a carrot in his hand. Sensing Liu Jun's gaze, without raising his head, he casually said: "The fat man found a dead man in the yard.
The rat, as soon as his brain twitched, he showed it to Liu Qingxuan, who wanted to know how the rat died."
"Liu Qingxuan refused to dissect the mouse, so the fat man said she was unprofessional, and then she was hunted down."
Looking at the howling fat man, Liu Jun decided not to care and let him do it.
Chapter completed!