Chapter 19 Practice suicide (1)
Heaven moves forward, and gentlemen strive for self-improvement. Wu Han read this ancient Chinese motto when he was a child and only knew the meaning, but could not speak it. In the bumpy life journey in his early years, Wu Han could deeply understand the true meaning of the motto. What is the hardship of survival?
The displaced life has engraved an iron rule in Wu Han's mind, that is, a person's persistence in this world is the first element of survival. Although compared with some objective factors, one's own efforts seem to be the least important condition, this is the only thing that people can grasp on themselves.
While preparing supper in the kitchen for a little free time, Wu Han stole his horse and moved his arms gently and soothingly. Between his hands and ten fingers, Wu Han held five raw eggs each. It is conceivable how difficult it is to run these eggs back and forth freely while ensuring that they are not broken. This is Wu Han’s sudden idea, and the meticulous training to improve control is also his current main practice method. Although the method does not seem surprising, it is not easy to complete this training accurately.
First of all, the practitioner needs to concentrate and not have any negligence or omission. Secondly, he needs to have tenacious perseverance. In addition to being a skillful training, he is also a process of tempering the practitioner's spiritual tolerance.
To transform into a strong man, ordinary people must be firm in a never-stop working hard, free and unruly heart of a strong man and a free will that is willing to break without being bent. Without the support of spirit and will, no matter how strong the strength is, it is not enough to make a person truly powerful. This is why warriors rarely kill people for no reason, while those little bastards holding guns often cause deaths. The power that is too easy to obtain naturally lacks constraints on the abuse of power.
"Click!"
When a vague sound of footsteps came in his ears, Wu Han was slightly distracted, and there was a mistake in controlling the strength of his fingers. Then the five eggs held in his right hand were reimbursed. Fortunately, although these eggs were broken, they were not wasted. Below was a huge enamel basin. The egg liquid flowing out fell directly into the basin after the eggs broke. The egg flower soup later had the ingredients.
Just as Wu Han turned on the faucet and rinsed the egg whites on his hands, a voice came from behind him and said:
"How are you thinking about the thing I said last time? It's not a solution to keep going. You'll have to face it sooner or later."
Hearing the sound, Wu Han didn't make a sound. He turned around and grabbed a towel and wiped his hands. Then he raised his head and looked at Zhou Chen, but he didn't say anything for a long time. After a while, Wu Han said slowly:
"Then... let's get the solution by drawing lots!"
When Zhou Chen heard Wu Han’s answer, she even had to suspect that there was something wrong with her ear strength, so she immediately asked:
"What are you talking about?"
Having been forced to the corner, Wu Han is now throwing up. However, this inconsistent statement made Zhou Chen confused and confused. Her bright eyes were full of doubts. Indeed, it was a bit difficult to force Wu Han to clearly express his affection for a specific woman. The survivors of the Peach Blossom Land have not been together for a day or two. I believe that they have a considerable understanding of each other, and even if they have to make a decision, it is not a hasty, let alone men and women who have not necessarily loved each other until they die to live together.
At this moment, Wu Han seemed very calm. He knew very well what he was doing. He deliberately paused for a moment to brew emotions. Wu Han continued to say:
"I mean to use lottery to solve this problem. Those who are willing to participate will draw lots. Whoever they draw will draw will be the ones. This is actually very simple."
When Zhou Chen heard what Wu Han said, she was shocked. She really didn't expect Wu Han could come up with such a bad idea to solve the problem. But if Wu Han really didn't like a woman in particular, then the solution he proposed would be a fair and reasonable solution.
I never thought that getting married could be decided by the old lottery draw. Although Wu Hanye had already said it very bluntly, Zhou Chen couldn't help asking:
"...Aren't you kidding?"
"Of course not. Can't you see how serious I am?"
Wu Han in front of him looked serious and had a unique public face. No matter how Zhou Chen observed it again and again, he could not see the pride of the prank that had been successful. In the end, she had to admit that Wu Han was not joking. After several urges, Zhou Chen said angrily:
"Okay, I'll just tell others like that. Are you sure you don't have to correct it?"
With a calm smile, Wu Han nodded with a certain expression. Zhou Chen lowered his shoulders weakly, but couldn't help but giggle. She seemed to have foreseeed the reaction when others heard this plan. She waved to Wu Han, and Zhou Chen turned around lightly and slowly disappeared from the kitchen door. Looking at Zhou Chen's back, Wu Han sighed and shook his head.
The biggest selling point of comedy is actually the conflicts between absurd plot and the real world. Only when these constituent elements are possessed, comedy becomes fun because of absurdity, and becomes funny because of fun.
There are quite a lot of ridiculous things in the world, but there are few suggestions that Wu Han proposed to get married by drawing lots. Anyone who has heard this sentence first responded that he was surprised, and then laughed loudly until tears couldn't help but shed.
Perhaps this plan is too spoof, but there is no doubt that someone has successfully completely subverted a life event that should be serious into a hilarious farce. Not to mention those ladies who are determined to use Wu Han to prove their charm, even candidates who did not want to have anything to do with Wu Han could not help but devote themselves to this ridiculous entertainment activity with a playful mentality of playing life. In the eyes of extremely boring women, this lottery event is really a great game to pass the long winter time!
Wu Han is a practical person. When he received the response from the participants of the event to be happy to accept the suggestions, he quickly took action and completed all the preparations within three days.
When everything was ready, the survivors of Peach Blossom Land gathered after breakfast on the new day to open the curtain of this absurd lottery event.
"I will announce the rules of this event. Now the jar in front of you contains ten notes, one of which is drawn with red circles, and the others are white paper. If anyone is lucky enough to draw a note with red circles, then congratulations on winning the prize. The prize for this event is... Wu Han."
After being elected by everyone as the host of ceremonies, Zhou Chen tried his best to keep a serious and solemn expression, but when she finished reading the rules, she was already smiling and out of breath. If Zhou Chen had not been holding Sun Meng beside him at this time, he would have been unable to stand firmly. Seeing this, Wu Han, who was standing by, coughed unhappily and interrupted:
"Stop laughing, everyone, be serious, we are serious."
It would be better if Wu Han didn't speak. After he interrupted this, the women burst into laughter. The only thing Wan Qingshi, who did not disturb the lottery event, also wiped the tears of laughter, and said with a teasing sound:
"Wu Han, I just found out that you have such a sense of humor. If I had known this, I would have participated in the lottery."
"Why is it just a mark? Anyway, there is no marriage law now. Don't you know that monogamy is very old-fashioned and outdated?"
Chapter completed!