Chapter 8: Throwing the Children Together
"You abused my grandson. He is a living person, not a sandbag. How many things do you mean to throw him around?"
The old madman hugged Yang Xuan while running, beating Nuwa, and comforted Yang Xuan: "Grandson, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, with grandpa here, no one can bully you!"
He was very fast and his escape route was carefully selected. He went straight to the pile of gods watching the excitement of the Tianqing Ruins, and did not forget to hide his breath.
This old guy is indeed a master of escape. No wonder he could get into the heavenly court. Yang Xuan was very afraid that this guy would escape so that even Nuwa and the others could not find him.
Yang Xuan's eyes were rolling around. He thought that if he could fool the old madman and Nuwa to fight, he might be able to save him and not fall into his devil's capture.
He smirked wickedly, and then said to the old madman with a sad look on his face: "Grandpa, grandpa, that woman bullies me, grandpa, can you help me beat him up?"
He shook the old madman's arm and pretended to be stupid and aggrieved as he could. He felt that it would be difficult for the old madman to escape his cuteness.
"Okay!" Sure enough, the old madman agreed readily.
But he did not stop, but continued to drill around the pile of gods. If he drilled like this, he would probably not be able to find Nuwa.
Yang Xuan saw that the old madman was still hiding his whereabouts while persisting. He couldn't help it and said pitifully: "Grandpa, grandpa, that woman made me beat me so much!"
"Where does it hurt?" The old lunatic still couldn't stop.
"Heart, butt hurts, stomach hurts, and whole body hurts. She is very serious. Grandpa, you must avenge me!"
"Okay!" The old man agreed to Yang Xuan, but the speed did not slow down.
He was as flexible as a loach. Before the gods watching the fun could react, the old madman pushed him aside and pushed him to his original position. The old guy soon disappeared into the pile of gods.
Nuwa wanted to check whether there was this old madman among these gods. The speed was much slower and naturally he could not catch up. Guanyin and the giant god who followed Nuwa to catch up were stunned by the old madman's way of escaping.
"Grandpa, why don't you beat that woman? She is so hateful, so hateful!" Yang Xuan couldn't help it as he watched the old guy disappear into the pile of gods slipperyly, and he was a little scared.
The old man scraped Yang Xuan's nose with his hand, but his steps did not slow down at all. He comforted Yang Xuan and said, "Child, grandpa promised to beat her up and then beat her up, but grandpa can't beat her now..."
"But you can't watch your grandson be bullied or treated inhumanely!" Yang Xuan was anxious. He took a gamble. This was obviously the IQ of bullying the old lunatic.
"Child, grandpa can't beat her, grandpa can't beat her now. When grandpa's magical skills are achieved, grandpa will beat her to vent your anger."
"No, grandpa is the most powerful, grandpa can beat her." Yang Xuan pretended to be stupid and wanted to fool the old lunatic.
Unfortunately, the old madman is like an old fox, not fooled at all, and he also teaches Yang Xuan a good lesson:
"Grandpa really can't beat it, child, our human race Taizu once taught us that we can beat it, and if we can beat it, we can run away. After running, we can accumulate strength and fight it when we can beat it. Regardless of the short and short, we don't care about the gains and losses of a city and a place... We still fight even though we know we can't beat it, that's not possible."
"You are a big man and you can't even beat a woman. Don't you feel embarrassed?" Seeing that the begging didn't work, Yang Xuan changed his method and used the provocation method.
"Our human Taizu once taught us that women can stand half of the sky, that men and women are equal, and that men are superior to women are inferior... Children, we must respect women. As men in the new era, we should throw away the dross of traditional ideas."
This old guy is not good at it. Anyway, he is determined to run away. He only hopes that Nuwa can be faster, hopes that she will live up to her reputation, and hopes that she can find this old lunatic.
Yang Xuan still had a faint shadow in his heart. After all, he had been in the Heavenly Court for so long, maybe Nuwa would give up. Even if he didn't give up, he would be reasonable to let him suffer with this crazy old man.
Optimus Prime, which had arrived at the Tianqing site, was gone. Before Nuwa caught up, Yang Xuan was so anxious that he almost cried.
"Hahaha, I finally dodged it. Compared to me, you little girl is a little tender." The old madman felt safe, hugged Yang Xuan and leaned against Optimus Prime. He was in a good mood. He asked Yang Xuan with a smile, "Child, Optimus Prime was originally used to support the sky, but now why is it in the Heavenly Court? Do you know why?"
Yang Xuan rubbed his head. He really didn't know about this, nor did he think about it. Logically speaking, Optimus Prime should be on the earth. It was originally used to support the sky, but it shouldn't have appeared in the heaven.
"It's the gods who are greedy... They want a little good thing on the earth. After the sky ascends, the world develops day by day, the universe becomes bigger and bigger, and after the world is stable, they moved Optimus Prime here. The mortal world once protested, but what are the solutions? They made these Optimus Prime, and they said they were just recycling..."
The crazy old man said in a nagging manner, and then he smiled: "I'll tell you another secret. Because of the influence of Optimus Prime, the sky is relatively weak in this place. It's very easy to tear the void and enter the heavenly court in this place. Grandpa, I climbed up secretly from this place and didn't need to pass through the heavenly gate at all, haha..."
The crazy old man was very proud.
His laughter suddenly stopped and he became stunned because he saw Nuwa standing behind him with a smile.
She also leaned against Optimus Prime and was listening to the crazy old man with a smile. She quietly didn't even breathe. Obviously she had been waiting here for a long time.
"You, you, you are so lingering! You can find this. How did you find me?" The old man jumped up, rushed to Nuwa, and asked Nuwa leaning against Optimus Prime.
"Because I am very capable." Nuwa explained with a smile, without the same knowledge as the old man.
Yang Xuan's mood was like a dog falling into the water biting a life-saving straw. Worry and hope coexisted. He decided to cherish this life-saving straw carefully and not commit suicide.
"Although I keep trying to die, the Empress still did not give up on me." Yang Xuan cheered for the Empress Nuwa in his heart.
"Don't think of hurting my grandson!" said the crazy old man hid Yang Xuan in his arms.
"This is not your grandson!" said Nuwa.
"It's really my grandson. If you don't believe it, you want him to say it yourself, right? You can't force it to rob it, right?" The crazy old man's face became very fast, and he looked pitiful now, but his hand holding Yang Xuan quietly placed it on Yang Xuan's neck. Yang Xuan had some doubts that as long as he answered no, this old crazy man would definitely cut off his neck.
Unfortunately, Nuwa didn't believe this, she just smiled and didn't even ask.
"If you don't believe me, look at this, and you will know it." The old madman threw a yellow scroll to Nuwa.
Nuwa still ignored it and watched the old crazy man's performance quietly.
"This is a birth certificate, and you also have one in the heavenly court. As long as the child is born, there are records. Look at what is recorded on my grandson's fingerprints here, it will not be wrong!" said the old madman, "Look, this child is my grandson!"
The so-called birth certificate scroll still aroused the interest of Nuwa, because he saw that the fingerprint on the scroll was indeed Yang Xuan's. Could it be that this guy made such a beautifully made birth certificate so quickly while running away?
Nuwa was a little strange, she looked at it carefully.
But she didn't expect that the old lunatic suddenly attacked.
The crazy old man held Yang Xuan in one hand and pinched a handprint with the other hand, which made a seal at Nuwa. This was definitely a sneak attack.
The seal transforms into wind and thunder, and a Kunpeng transforms into the wind and thunder, which has the spirit of devouring the heaven and earth. Yang Xuan's eyes were straightened. Although he had never practiced, as a descendant of a fairy and living under the noses of an ancient god every day, he naturally knew that it was amazing.
As soon as the seal was released, Yang Xuan understood why the giant god's axe broke and why Guanyin Bodhisattva had to hide.
Among the gods, there are not many people who can fight against such powers. Fortunately, Nuwa is one of them.
The old madman's seal technique is powerful, but unfortunately he is facing Nuwa, and even a sneak attack will not have any effect.
"Awesome!" Nuwa still had room for praise, and then the lightning bolt directly penetrated from the seal method, and the Kunpeng formed by the seal method directly dissipated.
Nuwa laughed and appeared in front of the crazy old man. Drops of blood fell from the crazy old man's hand, but the crazy old man didn't care at all. He stared at Nuwa and smiled hehe.
"Thank you for showing mercy." When the crazy old man thanked, he did not forget to hug Yang Xuan tightly, for fear that Nuwa would snatch Yang Xuan away.
Maybe he was moved to the heart of being alone or appreciated the seal method of this old madman, Nuwa actually said a few more words to the old madman with a smile:
"Bei Ming Xiaoyao Seal, it turns out that he is the disciple of Niu Nose in the lower realm. No wonder he dares to come to the Heavenly Court. It is the way that Niu Nose shows you. Put down this little guy, you go to the Heavenly Court by yourself. You should know the rules of the Heavenly Court. If you don't practice the Debut Fruit, you just want to get into the Heavenly Court and finally you have to return to reincarnation. However, you can already despise many gods. It is not difficult to cultivate the Debut Fruit. You should cherish it. Don't want to sneak into the Heavenly Court. Besides, I have a good relationship with Niu Nose, so I won't make things difficult for you."
"Bulie's nose? Who?" The crazy old man asked in surprise.
"It's Taoist priest Li Boyang." Nuwa explained.
"I don't know you, I haven't heard of it." The crazy old man became even more strange.
"Maybe, his age in the mortal world is too old, and his name may have been forgotten, but you will definitely not know his title."
"What kind of honor is it?" The crazy old man showed the curiosity that he should have as a normal person.
"I." Nuwa replied.
"I?" The crazy old man stomped his feet and said hatefully, "I remember it, I remember it, it was him, it was definitely him. Back then, I had an unlucky disciple who spoke without any hesitation, and then I was angry with him and drove him away. By the way, I remember it. I saw that he was pitiful and had no place to live. At least I was my disciple for several years and could not let him starve to death, so I gave him a big green cow..."
Nuwa almost fell to the ground, and the crazy old man continued to finish the fight.
"Actually, even if I can't practice, I can still tolerate it. But if he doesn't learn well, and doesn't practice well, he will condense what kind of Taoist fruits you want to condense. He said that he can become a god and immortality by condensing the fruit of Taoism, and what good is the gods? I have told him a long time ago that I don't know how many gods have beaten... I didn't dare to come down to earth because the gods have beaten."
Nuwa couldn't help laughing. She felt that I should have called me over to see this crazy old man.
"By the way, this guy has big ears, so I gave him a name Li Da'er. But this child thinks it's not good to have big words in his name. He should have great merits and great virtues. He can't call himself Da'er because of his big ears, so he changed his name to Li'er..."
Nuwa looked at the crazy old man in surprise. At this moment, she really wanted to call the old Taoist priest over and let him hear what the old crazy man said.
Nuwa felt very happy. This old madman was also an interesting guy. She made up a story casually and was so exciting. She couldn't help but talk to the old madman.
"Well, maybe you are acquaintances," said Nuwa with a smile.
"Very familiar," the crazy old man looked at him and said to Nuwa, "You are familiar with my incompetent disciple. We are also acquaintances. Thank you for saving my grandson and letting my incompetent disciple invite you to dinner."
"Do you still recognize your master?" Nuwa said teasing him.
"Nonsense, I will be a teacher for life and a father. How can I not recognize me? If I do not recognize me, I will beat him so hard that I even urinate in my crotch!" The old madman patted his chest and said confidently, "Do you know where he is? I am not familiar with the place here, so it's okay to find him to reminisce about the past!"
Then, the old madman was about to leave, but Yang Xuan could see the old madman's trick at a glance, and he quickly reminded Nuwa.
"Empress, Empress save me, he wants to run away."
Yang Xuan felt his butt hurt, and the old madman slapped him directly from the back of the butt: "You will start to lie at such a young age. I think you are interested in her and want to stay by her side to be a boy, right? You want to pick up girls at such a young age, don't you think about it!"
Then he nodded and bowed to Nuwa and said, "Don't laugh at me, my grandson is so naughty! I used to pretend to be dead for many years, but I pretended to be motionless for many years, but now I'm so naughty as soon as I get alive."
Nuwa finally remembered that Yang Xuan was not the old man’s grandson. This old man was actually a dangerous person. It was extremely unreliable to hand Yang Xuan over to him.
"He is not your grandson," said Nuwa with a serious face, "Let him go, he is not your grandson, he is the descendant of the gods in our heavenly court, and his ancestors have been immortals for generations, how could they be your grandson?"
"If I study hard, don't lie to me," the crazy old man suddenly became anxious. He stared at him, "You are a great god, you can't lie to me as a mere mortal. You think I'm stupid. Gods and immortals have Tao fruits. Tao fruits will change their bloodlines. The descendants of gods have strong bloodlines and have the ability of immortals at birth. But this child has no ability of immortals at all. He is just a physical mortal fetus. But you say he is the descendant of gods and fairies. Do you feel your conscience hurt when you deceive an old man like this?"
Nuwa felt that it was difficult to explain clearly. Yang Xuan was indeed the descendant of the fairy, or the product of the cooperative experiments of several giants in the Heavenly Court. He was the best god of the new generation, the son of Yang Jian, the future leader of the Heavenly Court. For the unknown crisis, the giants of the Heavenly Court hoped to create a super immortal and gave him all their strongest Taoist fruits, hoping that he could protect the heaven and the world well. Unfortunately, the Taoist fruits were mutually reborn and restrained, but in the end he became a mortal.
"You think I don't know that the blood of the immortal family can be inherited. The descendants of the gods and fairies can jump and jump when they are born, and can subdue demons and demons, and call the wind and rain. But he can't do anything. With all his mortal blood, who can give birth to such a descendant? Let's have one for me to see!"
The old madman was unreasonable and became more angry as he spoke. He pointed his dirty finger at Nuwa and shouted: "I understand, you are not a god at all. Maybe you are the legendary human trafficker Aunt Mei!"
Nuwa smiled so much that she was angry and asked the old madman: "I am a god, why do you want to be a human trafficker?"
"I'm also very strange. If you are a god, you are a god. If you don't do it, why do you want to be a human trafficker?" The old madman's retort was very problematic, but he couldn't refute it.
"I..."Niwa's good temper was finally angered by the nonsense of this old madman, and then shouted, "I'll beat you, old boy!"
Who is Nuwa? Ancient gods, even in the heavenly court, have the most powerful combat power. Her anger strike has the power to destroy the world.
She slapped her in the face, and even if the Daluo Golden Immortal is not dead, she will be in vain.
Fortunately, Nuwa is merciful by nature and is unwilling to kill easily, especially for wise creatures, Nuwa will never kill them easily.
Nuwa slapped the old madman in anger, and did not intend to kill the old madman. However, this old madman was too nonsense and annoying. Nuwa just wanted to teach him a lesson and beat him out of heaven, and ended up invisible.
This crazy old man could show off in front of the giant god and Guanyin Bodhisattva, or even break the giant god's axe and block Guanyin's auspicious clouds, but it was vulnerable to Nuwa. He flew out before he even had time to scream and flew out of the heavenly court.
"Look at me if I don't beat you to death, I dare to be mean in front of me!" Nuwa's nun was angry, and the old madman was still angry.
"Nuwa, you are throwing things again." Over there, a white-bearded and white-haired old Taoist riding a cow greeted Nuwa from afar, "Just just now, I saw lightning and thunder. Something broke the barriers of the heaven and fell into the mortal world. I knew it was the girl you were throwing things around."
"It's wrong to throw things around. I have an apprentice who likes to throw things around. I told him not to throw things around. What if it hits a child? Even if it can't hit the child, it's wrong to hit flowers and plants." The one who came with him was a white and fat old monk. The old monk was kind and kind. At first glance, he was a kind of character who convinced people with reason. He slowly said to Nuwa.
According to the personality setting of Nuwa, Nuwa should be angry at this time and throw these two guys out, but she didn't at this moment, but she became crazy and violent.
Chapter completed!