Chapter 2 Heroes Club
Jung Young giggled.
It is undeniable that Zhenying is definitely a beauty. Although she has not grown yet, she still looks like a stunning look. Her face, willow-leaf eyebrows, and her white skin can be broken with a blink of an eyebrow. When she smiles, her eyes are curved, as bright as two new moons.
"How to punish me? Are you planning to use the immortal pills of Taishang Laojun's family to hold me to death like last time or use the osmanthus wine of Wu Gang's family to get drunk to death?"
Zhenying rolled her eyes and asked Yang Xuan with a smile. This girl smiled like a little fox who had secretly caught a chicken.
It is conceivable that these two guys must have done a lot of good things together.
"I just know how to eat, why don't you care about your brothers and sisters? They must be fighting with the Great Sage." Yang Xuan bounced Zhenying's forehead a little.
"I'm too lazy to care. Anyway, they are all gods. It's not so easy to die. At worst, they'll be seriously injured - don't you like eating and drinking the most? But today I'm not interested in eating and I'm going to play," the girl looked at Yang Xuan with anticipation and asked, "Do you have any fun places?"
"Well, yes, Tianqing Ruins are good. Tianqing Ruins have to hold a hero meeting, so it should be quite lively."
"Hero Conference, I know, a group of funny rich people are going to show the beautiful women in the clouds there! Let's go and have a look."
Zhenying pulled Yang Xuan and ran to the Tianqing Ruins.
When Pangu opened the sky, he skipped too many classes and had poor basic skills when he was studying, and had problems with the mathematical model he built. He made the center of gravity of the sky wrong, causing the sky to fail to ascend, and even tended to overturn it to crush the earth.
Pangu explained that the buildings such as the South Heaven Gate and the North Heaven Gate and Yunxiao Palace in the sky were too heavy, causing the sky to be overloaded.
Pangu's attitude of trumpeting the blame triggered criticism like a tsunami. Such a major project could make such a low-level mistake. The keyboard warriors were filled with indignation and threatened that there was no need to save and repair it. Pangu, a stupid man, should be carried forward for the rest of his life.
Fortunately, Nuwa came up with a creative solution. She cut down the limbs of the prehistoric giant beast, the mountain turtle, and supported the tilted sky, then piled up a pile of colorful stones to repair the center of gravity of the sky, and the sky stabilized.
The sky is getting higher and higher, forming a heavenly palace, high above, and is where gods live; the earth is getting heavier and heavier, becoming the mortal world, full of vitality, and being the basis of the world.
Pangu opened the world, and Hongjun determined the cycle of reincarnation. The universe was a new way, and the heaven and earth were full of hope.
The limbs of the mountain that Nuwa built to repair the sky have been petrified and are called Optimus Prime, towering into the clouds and becoming a landmark building.
This place was also recognized by the Tianting UNESCO as a "Shenwen Landscape Heritage" and named it "Tianqing Ruins". It is included in the 1.8 billion towns (the area of the Tianting, about 100 million mu) traditional cultural protection land red line. It must be strictly guarded and must not be developed.
Since this place cannot develop real estate, it should be used for other purposes, otherwise a large area of land in the core area of the Heavenly Court will be wasted.
Since the Haitian Festival at the end of the world was seized, the heroes' club at the Tianqing site replaced the Haitian Festival and became a place for the local tyrants to show their financial resources and charm.
Of course, this activity is limited to the local tyrants and the country gods who yearn for the lives of the local tyrants. The real great gods are not interested in this. After all, this is a low-level fun and does not match the main theme of the heavenly court.
The three layers of Tianqing Ruins are filled with gods and immortals, and the sky is densely packed. Yang Xuan and Zhenying are squeezed outside, let alone the situation inside, they can't even see the sky.
After so many years of development, the number of gods and immortals has become too many. No wonder, gods and immortals are immortal. Mortals need to practice to become immortals and ascend to heaven. The gods and immortals in the heaven also need to give birth to children. The descendants of gods and immortals need to grow up again, and after they grow up, they need to give birth to children.
A small hero club in Tianqing Ruins actually squeezed so many gods, which shows the huge base and boredom of the gods.
For most gods, if they become gods, they lose the motivation to pursue and move forward, and they become people who are willing to die and cannot wait for death.
Yang Xuan shook his head, looked up at the gods all over the sky and cursed angrily: "It's amazing to fly. Those who can fly may not be angels, but also birdmen, these birdmen!"
Zhenying covered his mouth and did not let him curse. It would not be fun if the belittled god heard it and asked him to cause trouble. After all, scolding people with the truth is the most hurtful way. After all, Yang Xuan is still a mortal now, and any god can kill him with one finger.
"Is it envy, jealousy and hatred for being able to live without even waiting for death?" Zhenying took Yang Xuan's little hand, and the question was approaching the depths of his soul.
"I don't envy you, why are you envious of them? Look at them, who can hold such a beautiful little sister like me? They should envy me." Yang Xuan retorted.
Yang Xuan's rebuttal made Zhenying very useful.
But Yang Xuan has a purpose, so he will not flatter for no reason. He looked at Optimus Prime, which was towering into the sky and remembered the words of an ancient god: "As long as you stand tall enough, there will be no scenery in the world that you cannot see."
He tried his best to hide his inner thoughts and pretended to say, "Zhengying, how are your cultivation progressing now? You are the most famous example of pentagon development in the heaven, with spells, combat power, wisdom, beauty, and wealth all of them."
"This is natural!" Zhenying was full of confidence.
"Then don't you want to fly to Optimus Prime to everyone to admire?" Yang Xuan asked.
"If you want to go, just say it, you can't deceive me." Zhenying could see his trick clearly at a glance.
Yang Xuan Cancan was speechless. Fortunately, Zhenying felt so embarrassed when she saw that he was sweet-mouthed, so she took him to the top of Optimus Prime.
Optimus Prime is very narrow and the wind is very strong, but with Zhenying's protection, Yang Xuan is also very relieved.
He and Zhenying sat side by side on Optimus Prime, looking at the center of Tianqing Ruins from afar, where there were gods driving auspicious clouds and fairies, which were extremely exciting.
Everyone likes speed and passion, and even gods cannot avoid the vulgarity, so cheers are bursts.
"Do you have a meaning here? You haven't cultivated the igneous eyes or the clairvoyance, what can you see?" Zhenying asked Yang Xuan with contempt.
"Who said that Jin Qing couldn't see without Qianliyan or Fire-eyed Jin Qing?" Yang Xuan asked back. Then he took out a golden tube from his body and said to Zhenying proudly: "As long as your mind does not slip, there are always more ways than difficulties. This thing was picked up from the door of Mozi's house, called a telescope."
"Haha, you stole something again." Zhenying said with a smile.
Yang Xuan opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you slandering my innocence out of thin air?"
"What's innocence? I saw you with my own eyes the day before yesterday and was caught by your father for stealing Ganoderma lucidum."
Yang Xuan's face was already red, and the blue veins on his forehead burst out. He said, "That's to collect herbs. Picking up herbs cannot be considered stealing... Is it not to be considered stealing even if I find something... Can the affairs of the gods be considered stealing?"
Then there were even more nonsensical words, such as "If I hadn't been able to beat him" and "I want to hang him on the South Gate of Heaven to show his public" and so on, which made Zhenying laugh.
"The thing you stole is really useful," Zhenying looked into the telescope and said, "I guess this is imitated based on the principle of Miliga Eye. If you haven't practiced Miliga Eye, it's good to use this."
Then, he scraped Yang Xuan's nose and encouraged, "This time I'm pretty good at it. I'll tell you, don't steal Ganoderma lucidum and peaches in the future. If you eat it, it will be a waste. If you can't increase your cultivation, it will be a bad thing. You have to steal something useful."
"If we were seen by the King of Heaven, would we say that I stole his precious daughter? In fact, I was as unfair as ever. At most, I could only say that I picked it up." Yang Xuan was very owed.
But Zhenying was not angry at all. She smiled and said, "Pi, you naughty kid."
The atmosphere was very harmonious and ambiguous, and Yang Xuan felt very comfortable and happy.
Unfortunately, good times are always short.
A strong wind blew, and the Great Sage actually appeared on the top of Optimus Prime.
"Monkey, haven't you been beaten to death?" Yang Xuan couldn't help asking.
But the Great Sage ignored him, but instead grabbed Zhenying and scolded him, "Sister, why did you come here? Seeing that you are gone, our parents are so anxious, hurry up and go back!"
After saying that, the monkey ran away without saying anything, holding Zhenying.
It was indeed an impatient monkey - I just didn't know how he practiced his patience to watch the sunset.
Yang Xuan was very dissatisfied with the monkey ignoring him, but the Great Sage didn't have time to pay attention to him. Yang Xuan felt very failed. He was going to cheat the monkey, but he didn't expect that he would fulfill the monkey. Look, "our father and mother" called him.
"Oh!" He sighed a long time. It's really unpredictable!
What made him even more difficult to accept was that this damn monkey actually threw himself on Optimus Prime alone. He did not have the ability of a god, and could not fly or fly auspicious clouds. What should I do?
Then there is only one who shouts for help.
Yang Xuan's call for help attracted the attention of many gods.
The gods just glanced at him and then walked away silently. They knew Yang Xuan. Although this guy looked like a mortal, he was indeed the dominant of the heavenly court.
Even the immortal elixir of Taishang Laojun and the Jade Emperor's peaches, and even the Great Sage dares to cheat, they cannot afford to be offended.
So they looked at Yang Xuan and not only did not go over to help, but they were hiding as far as they could, for fear of causing trouble for themselves. A vacuum of immortals appeared around the Optimus Prime, the Tianqing Ruins.
But everything is unexpected. Black swans and gray rhino are everywhere. Two Mao Shen who came from remote mountainous areas to catch the bustling bustling was unexpected.
"Uh, look at a mortal on Optimus Prime who was shouting at ghosts." Mao Shen Benboerba said.
"Brother, this is the Heavenly Court. How could there be mortals in the Heavenly Court?" Mao Shen Ba Boer said.
"But he is obviously a mortal, how could a god shout help?" Benboerba was quite smart.
"How can a mortal enter the Heavenly Court? No, I want to clear the portal. This is not where he should come." Baboer Ben was about to walk the way for the Heavenly Court.
"What if it is a god or something wrong, will it cause us trouble?" Benboerba was a little worried.
"It's okay, so we just push it. If it's a god, it will definitely not be killed. If it's a mortal, it will definitely be killed. If it's a mortal, it will be killed if it's a mortal. Just like a dead an ant... I'm such a clever ghost." Ba Boer Ben said.
"Okay!"
So Yang Xuan was pushed down by Optimus Prime in an unknown way.
This is really a fatal thing! He really doesn't know which immortal was who was actually attacking him.
I don't care about so much.
As the dominant king of heaven, his backer is still very strong, and he has more than one backer.
At that time, the backer told him that when an emergency situation could "recite my true name" and "see my body". That is, when encountering problems that cannot be solved, he could call the backer to solve them anytime and anywhere.
However, as a descendant of the backbone self-reliance and self-reliance, he never called on his backers' real names once. For sudden problems, he always passed by his IQ. This time it was different. He met an unreasonable and ignorant person.
Life is closed, saving your life is important. Face? How many cents does the skin matter per pound?
"Amitabha, help me!" Yang Xuan shouted in panic.
——No response.
"Taishang Laojun, help me!" Since the old monk is not reliable, then let's change it to the old Taoist. Yang Xuan quickly changed his name and shouted.
——There is no response.
"Wuliang Tianzun, help me!" The old Taoist monk was not reliable, so let's change it. Wuliang Tianzun is more reliable.
——There is still no response.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, help me!" Since I am ugly and unreliable, then good-looking should be reliable.
——Unfortunately, there was no response.
.........
Yang Xuan was so panicked that those awesome backers didn't hear his shouts at all.
Chapter completed!