Joy God Jade Pill?

Why do I feel this name is so familiar!

"Old Taoist, I don't have much education, so don't lie to me. Isn't the inner elixir something that can only be obtained through spiritual practice? Do you mean to say that the boy just now was a goblin? That's not right. When I faced him face to face just now,

, If he is a goblin, I will definitely be able to tell!" I murmured to myself.

"Did I say this is the inner elixir?" The old Taoist said sternly: "Did this thing melt instantly when it entered your stomach? In fact, this is called 'Caihua Yuan', which is the product of the practice of the Jade Art of Joy. Then

The man is a flower-picking thief, do you think he is just a lustful person? No, no, the real purpose is to collect yin and consolidate yang, and to practice qi and improve your energy!"

When the old Taoist said this, I suddenly remembered. Isn't the so-called Jade Secret of the God of Joy just the dual cultivation method before Maoshan Shu became a master? The book that Niu Fen once asked me to bring to me was called "The Jade Secret of the God of Joy"

, it once tempted me and Baguio to have something happen...

I have always thought that this thing is credible or not, or it is a trick of the ancients to deceive people, or it is the product of exaggeration. Who knows that there are actually people who practice this method!

"Tsk, tsk, your expression seems disgusting!" the old man smiled at me.

I said speechlessly: "Didn't you just say that this is heresy!"

"Tch, you, your brain is always missing! I snatch things for you and others, how can I come up and ask for them? There has to be a reason, right? In this world, there is no difference between the upright and the crooked.

He said, I just used this as an excuse to attack him. But then again, most people who practice the Jade Art of Joy are really not good birds. Because this art requires continuous picking of yin to consolidate yang, and ordinary women do not have pure

Due to the condition of the Yin body, these people are either flower-picking thieves or playboys who always give up, so it should be right for us to bully him!" the old Taoist said shamelessly.

I was a little confused and asked: "You mean, from the beginning, you were trying to get people's attention just because of me?"

"That's right!" The old Taoist said with a smile: "This 'Caihua Yuan' is a vitality they only cultivated in the first quarter. They need to sleep with about thirty women. I snatched it for you for nothing. Do you still feel honored?"

"No, old Taoist, are you deceived? What's the use of this thing?" I was speechless. I don't practice this technique, so I'm just looking for trouble!

The old Taoist shook his head like a floor fan and said with a look of disdain: "Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid? First, this thing is vitality. If you get it, it will help you meditate; secondly, I see how handsome this guy is.

Is it? It's not like it's innate, but the result of picking up flower essence and nourishing it day after day, year after year. Thirdly, did you look at his legwork? It's called "walking alone for thousands of miles". Only the pure air rises to the extreme, and the turbid air descends.

Only those who are shadowless can practice it. In short, this thing will do you no harm at all!"

Wandering Alone Ten Thousand Miles? Why does this nickname sound like a nickname to me... There you have it, Tian Boguang Wandering Alone!

Tian Boguang is a well-known adulterer, and he really has the ability to travel alone thousands of miles apart!

Although I have good intentions, why do I feel so awkward!

"Old Taoist, let me ask you, why don't you eat such a good thing?"

"Well..." The old Taoist blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "Don't say it, don't say it... you will know!"

I couldn't help but feel a little suspicious, and I saw a trace of vulgarity in this sophisticated expression.

"Okay, little benefactor, the sky is clear and the air is crisp. It's midnight and there's no one to bother you. We're just on our way. Let's say goodbye for now!" The old Taoist looked at the sky and returned to his usual self. He bowed his hand to me and didn't say much nonsense.

Turn around and leave.

"Master, it's already this time. To put it bluntly, it's the time when evil spirits are roaming around. Why don't we get down on the ground and drink some wine, and you can leave early tomorrow morning!" I tried to persuade him.

The old Taoist didn't even look back and waved his hands: "You? You don't have time!"

Watching the old man staggering and disappearing into the distant night, I was still wondering, what did this old man mean? Isn't he just having a drink? Why don't I have time?

Before I could figure it out, I suddenly felt a little strange. The heat melting in my stomach seemed to penetrate into my blood vessels like catkins. I suddenly felt a little hot on my face...

I suddenly understood what this veteran meant, and I couldn't help but curse in a low voice, "Damn Niubi, you're going to kill me!"

I hurriedly looked left and right, and a private car rushed over.

I rushed forward desperately, and the car stopped in front of me with a creak!

The driver became furious, opened the window and poked his head out, cursing: "Do you want to die?"

"Take me to the villas in the southern suburbs!" I didn't care whether he agreed or not, so I hurriedly took out five larks and stuffed them over!

The man took one look at me and probably thought that I didn't look like a bad person despite my gentle manner. He took the money and said, "Come up here!"

As soon as I got in the car, I felt that I was a little out of control. I had to force my luck to contain the anger that was rushing through my body. I held my stomach and urged the driver to hurry up.

The man looked at me suspiciously and said, "Hey, brother, what's wrong with you? Don't die in my car!"

Damn, you can't speak even after taking my money! I said angrily: "I won't die, but I have a bad stomach. If you continue to be slow, I might have a chance to get you in the car!"

The driver became anxious upon hearing this and shouted: "No, I'm a new third-hand Alto. If I hurry up..."

After finally arriving home, I entered the house at a sprint speed of 100 meters.

It was late at night, Lao Shi, Aya, and Cui Qi were not here. As expected, only Cangyan was sitting in the living room waiting for me, which was exactly what I wanted!

"Husband, you are finally back. How is auntie doing?" Cangyan stood up and asked as soon as she saw me.

The moment I saw Cang Yan, all the defenses I had controlled collapsed. I couldn't help but pick up the girl in front of me with a princess hug...

Cang Yan's face turned red, and she struggled slightly nervously: "Husband... you... what's wrong with you?"

As he spoke, he put his hand on my forehead and whispered, "It's not hot..."

"Stop talking, I want you!" I didn't care about being reserved, lowered my head, pressed my lips and walked towards the room!

Cang Yan's eyes widened, she pinched me with her hand, glanced at the kitchen and whispered: "There is someone else here, what are you doing..."

I was stunned for a moment, and when I turned around, I saw those three guys sitting in the kitchen staring at me...

Oh my god, my face has gone to Somalia, Cambodia, and Colombia...

"Ah... we didn't see anything. Well... since you're not hungry, we'll eat first!" Lao Shi bared his teeth at me and pulled the kitchen door!
Chapter completed!