The imperial city is said to be an imperial city, but in fact it is still far away from the emperor.

Within the imperial city, there is another city, which is the palace city. This palace city is the residence of the emperor.

However, as soon as you enter the imperial city, you have already entered Ouchi's defense range, so there is an endless stream of guards patrolling here.

The three of us quickly dragged the group of people who were knocked down by the bald man with his evil spirit to the bushes. Mu Mu and I did nothing but continued, and each of us took off a guard's clothes and put them on anyway. As a last resort, the skin was still there.

Can provide a cover for us.

But I don’t know why, but the clothes of these people all have an unpleasant smell, which is very uncomfortable!

The black clouds in the sky are heavy, the thunder is getting louder and louder, and the lightning is getting lower and lower, but the air is very dry, and there is no sign of rain. Anyone with a little knowledge can see that in such weather

, there is a thunder disaster coming!

The two of us acted like ghosts, using the electric light, we took a detour toward the tall tower in the distance.

This journey went quite smoothly. Several times, a line of guards suddenly appeared in front of us and we met the other side. Just when we didn't know what to do, the other side saw us and even avoided it from a distance, as if they didn't know what to do.

See the same thing!

Only then did I realize that my clothes and Mu Mu's clothes were a little different from theirs. Our clothes were not armor, but a layer of cheaper and smooth leather added to the cloth. I initially estimated that it was pigskin. But it was tied with

A black gauze scarf is more fashionable and has a post-modern art style. The guards who greeted us just now were all wearing linen clothes, very ordinary, and wore red belts.

As far as I know, in ancient times, black was the most respected color and red was the best. Could it be said that our clothes still have official positions? We are one level higher than them!

In this case, why are you so dodgy and evasive? Just go over there and it will be done soon!

"Let's go!" I waved my hand towards the wood and said, "Since we are officials, if anyone dares to talk too much, let him slap his big mouth first. This trick will definitely work!"

In this way, we didn't have to hide or hide. We ignored the guards and walked straight towards the palace wall.

Good guy, it's rare for me to be so powerful in my life. The inner guard was still dozens of meters away from us. As soon as he saw us, he immediately turned around.

It went so smoothly and we reached the base of the palace wall easily.

This is the outskirts of the easternmost courtyard of the palace city. The city wall is two feet high. I leaned over and listened carefully. It was very quiet inside. As Wang Wenqing said, it seemed that few people came here.

With the experience last time, the bald man did not rush in this time. Instead, he smiled at the two of us and said: "Brothers, is this wall a bit difficult for you two? Come on, uncle, I have been wronged for once.

I’ll make a human ladder for you two, you go up first, and then I go up!”

"Xiao Liuzi, if you have the eyes, come and wait for me to enter the palace!" Mu Mu smiled and turned to me: "Master Bu, I will come first this time to find out the truth for you."

The bald man gave the wood a blank look, clasped his hands, and stood still against the city wall. The wood stepped on his hands, just about to exert force!

I heard someone sternly shouting not far away: "Ye Xiangnu, you don't want to live anymore, you dare to urinate outside the palace wall, go away and clean your toilet!"

I turned my head and saw a row of guards standing in the distance, covering their noses and cursing with great disgust.

Look at Mu Mu again, with one leg raised and his hand on the wall. In the eyes of this group of people, when Liu Dajin cannot be seen, Mu Mu's posture is purely the posture of a dog peeing...

"What about you, you dirty things? How can the imperial city be a place for you to hang out!" The leader of the guards cursed loudly.

Mu Mu put down his legs, looked at me and said, "Master Bu, that's not right. Are they... scolding us? They are looking for death. Can't you see that we are officials?"

I scratched my head and whispered: "Master Mu, I...may have made a mistake. Listen, they called us Yexiang slaves..."

"What kind of official is Ye Xiangnu? What rank is he?"

"Ye Xiang... is not a fragrance, nor is it a high-ranking official... it is what intellectuals call night feces, which is feces and urine... Ye Xiang slave is the slave who serves the toilet in the palace..." I said a little embarrassed.

"I'll go! Why do our clothes smell so bad? It turns out that they stay away because they think we are smelly!" Mu Mu said to me speechlessly: "Master Bu, it's useless for me to trust you so much. You

Isn’t it reasonable to say that black is superior?”

I helplessly said: "Brother, don't I wear this too? Who knew that the culture of the Kingdom of Jin is different from ours in the Central Plains, black is actually worn by the lower class... You said you are wearing black clothes when you dig out feces?

ah!"

"It stinks like hell. The more you smell it, the stinker it gets!" Mu Mu cursed in a low voice: "Bald man, it's all your fault. You didn't knock down so many guards, but you knocked down a row of slaves emptying the toilet!"

The bald man also said aggrievedly: "Nonsense, how do I know what they do? I can't show up in human form and ask them what errands they do in the palace, right?"

"What are you muttering about? You two Yexiang slaves, if you don't go and bring the toilet to the ladies, you urinate here, or I will castrate you and send you to the worship room!" The people on the opposite side scolded again!

Mu Mu suddenly became angry and glared: "Who are you calling Yexiangnu? You are the Yexiangnu, your whole family is a toilet emptier, and your father is just a pile of Yexiangnu!"

The bald man said with a smile: "You two gentlemen, don't be angry. Can you blame me? Why are you so angry with these big soldiers? Leave this matter to me."

After the bald man finished speaking, with a whoosh, a soul flashed into the crowd, exhaled, and exhaled an evil spirit.

The seven or eight people's faces instantly turned blue, and the poison entered their bodies. Each one of them seemed to be frozen, and they fell straight to the ground!

Baldy's attack was a bit harsh this time. It is estimated that these people will not be able to wake up for a day, and they may have to stay in bed for ten and a half days.

Mumu took off his clothes in disgust and put it on the face of the person who just spoke. He cursed like a child and said: "I'm sorry, it doesn't matter. I'll put poisonous gas on you to make it stink to death!"

Returning to the base of the wall, no one disturbed us. The three of us worked together and climbed up the high wall easily.

Lying on the palace wall, you can see half of the palace city. Except for the courtyard in front of you, there are bright lights everywhere in the distance.

"Hey, Master Bu, do you think those small courtyards lit with red lanterns are the residences of those concubines?" the bald man asked me in a low voice.

"I want to ask too!" Mumu said with a rare and lewd smile: "Tell me, these concubines have not seen any other man except the emperor for ten or eight years. If we suddenly appeared, would they scream in surprise or be surprised?

!”

I whispered: "Two wretched men! You have to understand one thing first. Not all concubines look like Diao Chan. If you want to cuckold the emperor, do you think you are all Guojun Wang? This is the country of Jin and

There are many ethnic minority tribes intermarrying around. In order to please the Jin Kingdom, those barbaric tribes will worship beauties. Those beauties are 1.8 meters tall, with sky-high noses, half-inch nose hairs, big yellow teeth, black sparrows all over their faces, and black sparrows on their necks.

They were all hairy, and they all looked like Princess Ayi! The emperor disliked them, but considering politics, he couldn't send them away, so he found a small courtyard to house them. Some of them were half a century old in the blink of an eye.

Now, I’m busy thinking about men, how about I go to the tower to do some business, and you guys can be my confidants and express your condolences?”

As soon as they heard what I said, the two of them started racing with their heads. Yes!

"Forget it, forget it, brothers working together are as powerful as gold, how can we act separately!" Mu Mu said with a smile.

The bald man also said: "Even if he looks like Diao Chan and Xi Shi, he can't distract me!"

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go!" I grinned and jumped into the tower courtyard.
Chapter completed!