Chapter 1544 Princess Shaqima
I was filled with confusion and muttered, "Who is this Su Qige? She sounds like a little girl, she must be the number one in the black silk salon, right? Does she have anything to do with me going to the battlefield?"
"General!" Yao Guang quickly shouted, signaling for me to be quiet, and then whispered, "General, please don't talk nonsense. Have you forgotten this? This Su Qige is the daughter of Liang Wang Wanyan Yili. Today,
Your Majesty’s niece, the majestic Princess of Liangzhou.”
It turns out that she is still a princess. I thought Suqige was just a snack like Saqima!
"But then again, no matter how noble this crappy Princess Shaqima is, what does she have to do with me?" I asked again.
Veteran Yao Guang sighed and said helplessly, "General, it seems that you were injured badly enough that you have forgotten such an important thing. This Princess Suqige was found for you by Prime Minister Zuo Wanyanlu as a matchmaker... In the future
General's wife. Your Duhu family has been squeezed by the right prime minister Pu San Baoguo many times. If you can marry Prince Liang this time, it will definitely improve the reputation of the Duhu family and save your family."
"Hey, Lao Luo, you've been a mess all your life, how come you can tangle with women everywhere?" Liu Dajin laughed softly and said, "This time around, Du Huxin's ass has not been warmed by you yet, and it actually popped out.
Here comes my fiancée. Why do you think your life is so good?"
"It may not be fate!" Mu Mu laughed at the side. "As far as I know, there are often two reasons for the marriage of relatives of the ancient royal family. First, the royal family is weak and needs to win over powerful foreign ministers. Listen to this meaning
, the power of your Duhu family is only average, and you still have to be caught in the struggle between the prime minister and the prime minister. The princess has no reason to find you. So, that can only be the second reason!"
"What's the reason? Tell me quickly!" Liu Dajin asked curiously.
"Simple!" Mu Mu blinked and said with a smile, "Another possibility is that the princess is an ugly monster, or mentally retarded, or was born with incomplete six eyes, that is, a one-eyed dragon, a three-petal mouth, a tail, etc. In short
, it’s the kind that can make you sleepless for three days just by looking at it.”
I was horrified by what I heard, and I have to say that the argument made by this boy Momu is indeed very high-level. Otherwise, who else would be planning to marry a fool like Du Huxin!
"Old Yao, tell me honestly, does Princess Saqima look very polite?"
"General, what does this euphemism mean..."
"Ugly!" I said loudly.
I have now begun to outline the appearance of the princess in my mind. She is 1.8 meters tall, with tendon muscles showing veins on her arms, brown-black skin, and a full face of beard. She is wearing the common Jurchen clothes.
He was wearing a leather robe, holding a big deer leg in his left hand and feasting on it, and raising a shining silver kitchen knife in his hand to start shaving... His mouth was filled with the voice of Yin Xiangjie singing about his sister sitting on the bow of a boat. Husband, I want to give birth to a child for you...
Oh my god, it was so scary, I couldn't help but shiver.
"Back to the general, it's a humble position... I don't know what a humble position is. Although Princess Suqige is a girl, she has served in the Northern Army all year round. She wears armor and black gauze to show off her appearance. Very few people have seen her appearance. However,
...However, there were rumors from a low-level job that when Su Qige was in her teens, she once chased a rabbit with a flying musket. As a result, the flying musket misfired and sprayed fire and sand on the back seat, so she... seemed to be a pockmark!
"
"Pockmarked?" Momu, Liu Dajin and I exclaimed at the same time. No wonder they are covered with black gauze...
"And, she also..."
"What else does she want?" I asked a little desperately.
"There are rumors that she once killed a black bear with her bare hands... She has a very bad temper..."
When I heard this, I felt a chill in my heart and muttered, "I think we'd better leave the class and go back to the court... I seemed to see that big girl with a beard, licking her nostrils and calling me Lord Commander..."
"General, I'm sorry for the humble remark, but you don't want to hear it. It seems that the princess hasn't said she wants to marry you yet!" Yao Guang said, "Although Prime Minister Zuo is acting as a matchmaker, Prince Liang and Su Qige don't like you.
Even more disdainful of the mediocre strength of the Duhu family. However, due to the face of Zuo Prime Minister Wanyan Lu, it was difficult to refuse, so he proposed this harsh condition. Only if you have established military merit, the Duhu family is qualified to discuss with the princess.
Marriage! They know that you have never been to the border, let alone fought and established military exploits..."
I couldn't help laughing and said, "Damn, she's still picky. It's just right. I don't even have military merit. Let's go back to the court now. I don't want to be unable to sleep for three days. It's more important to do business..."
"But, it's too late!" Yao Guangda said loudly.
I was stunned and said, "Why is it late? What do you mean?"
"I mean, it's too late for the general to avoid this marriage by relying on his lack of military merit!"
"Why?" I said loudly.
Yao Guang said, "Because the agreement before this expedition is that if you can kill the leader of the Wanggu tribe, it will be considered a great achievement. Princess Suqige has just agreed to meet you. If she agrees, she will propose marriage."
, if you disagree, you will be relieved..."
I looked at little Batu's head and felt depressed. What kind of evil had I done...
"Master Bu, you have to marry a wife you won with military merit even on your knees!" Mu Mu said with a chuckle.
Liu Dajin also laughed and said, "Women are like clothes. It's no big deal to wear more than one, although this dress may be a bit ugly, haha..."
"Shut up. Although I don't believe in men and good women, my wife is still suffering. How could I touch her? Go and hide little Batu's head first. Without my order, I killed little Batu.
You can't tell anyone about it!" I said to Yao Guang.
"Yes, general!" Yao Guang smiled.
The remaining defeated troops regrouped, with three to four thousand men left, and began to move towards the Yanxi base camp.
All joking aside, this time I have to do some serious business in Shijian, so I bite the bullet and have to return to the capital.
On the way, I asked Yao Guang if he had heard of any strange things in the past three years. For example, were there any mythical beasts that appeared in Jindu City?
Yao Guang shook his head and said, "I don't know this humble position, because I am just an ordinary farmer and was forced to do military service. You should know better than me about the affairs in the capital. After all, you are an official and a noble..."
"Nonsense, haven't I lost my memory? If I could remember it, why would I ask you?" I urged, "Remember your memories carefully. Are there any rumors?"
Based on Fu Dou’s experience, I guess that the gods of the Six Virtues should all be the gods of ancient mythical beasts. Therefore, this trip to the Kingdom of Jin should be a similar mission.
Yao Guang grimaced, thought for a long time and said, "I can't think of a humble position. I don't know if this counts. It is said that there was a junior official in charge of criminal cases in Zuo Prime Minister's Mansion named Tu Danyuan. One night, he was working from the government office.
He came out and walked home. As he walked, he suddenly saw two shadows on the ground under the moonlight. One of them seemed to have an independent consciousness and waved to him. Tu Danyuan was curious and knelt down.
I got close to the shadow and took a look. Who knew that the shadow suddenly opened its mouth and bit off Tu Danyuan's nose. Tu Shanyuan was bleeding profusely. Although he later saved his life, due to his broken appearance, he was born with six roots.
He was dismissed from his official position and sent back to his hometown..."
"Haha, what kind of rumors are you talking about? It's just an unlucky story about coaxing a child to sleep!" Mu Mu laughed.
Yao Guang said helplessly, "Let me just say, I really don't know...please forgive me, General."
Just as he was talking, he saw a column of smoke in the distance, and it seemed that he could already hear the sound of a trumpet!
"General, look, the white tent in the distance is the Yanxi camp!" Yao Guang put up a pavilion with his hands and shouted loudly.
Chapter completed!