Chapter 1176 I lost this time
"I'm not a monk. I don't know anything about Buddhism, and I have no interest in studying it. Isn't it hard for you to say this?" Yunting replied lightly.
"You are good at Buddhism, so you use what you are good at to make things difficult for others. Isn't this deliberately bullying others?" Long Er agreed.
As soon as these words came out, the people all nodded and looked at Buddha with bad eyes. After all, these words made sense.
Fozi also looked a little embarrassed. Hearing everyone's pointing fingers, he really couldn't help it. Just as he was about to say something, he heard Yunting speak.
"Long Er, don't say that. There are many people who want to bully me, but unfortunately they all get slapped in the face in the end. Since Buddha said so, then please go ahead." Yunting said quietly.
First, he spread rumors in front of His Majesty that there was something wrong in the Prince's Mansion, and now he openly provoked him. He didn't give him any color to show that he really thought he was easy to mess with.
The Buddha said: "As the saying goes, Tao gives rise to one, and life gives rise to two. Heaven and earth can be divided into yin and yang. Everything in the world can be replaced by one. What do you think?"
Yunting asked back: "What about?"
"For example, a person can do something with two hands with one hand; a person has two ears, but one ear can also hear sounds; and for example, a person can do a job done by two people alone, and still earn two jobs.
Money ------- From this point of view, one can completely replace two, what do you think, Princess Concubine?" Buddha looked over.
Yunting sneered: "So this is the so-called discussion of Buddhism and Taoism. Since you said one can replace two, then if a person has no two arms and only one leg, and he accidentally falls, how should he get up?
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Buddha didn't even think about it: "Of course I stand up."
"Then please stand up and show me." Yunting replied.
Fozi's face froze, he did not expect Yunting to come up with such a tricky answer.
"The Crown Princess just said, let me try." Long Er said, lying on the ground, and then leaning on his body with both arms without exerting any force, he found that he couldn't stand up at all with one leg.
He tried it several times, but it was very difficult, and everyone who saw it was very curious.
"Everyone can give it a try. If anyone can stand up, I will give him a reward of one hundred taels." Yunting said.
Everyone was so excited that they all lay down on the ground and imitated Long Er's movements. As a result, each of them either couldn't sit up or fell down when they tried to sit up. It was better for Long Er to lift his butt off the ground.
After all, the entire body's gravity is all on the upper body. It requires strong abdominal strength and all the strength must be concentrated on one foot. It is even more difficult to do it.
Fozi's face was extremely ugly, because he could see that everyone was not pretending, but really couldn't get up.
The host on the side did not dare to say a word, and kept praying in his heart that Prince Jun and Crown Princess could not see me or see me.
Buddha took a deep breath and said: "The Crown Princess is so wise that I feel inferior to her. This time I lost!"
A trace of satisfaction appeared on Yunting's lips: "Since you know that your skills are not as good as others, then don't make any small moves behind your back in the future, otherwise you will only be the unlucky one. Let's go, husband."
"Okay." Jun Yuanyou took Yunting's hand, and the two of them turned and walked away.
Fozi looked at the backs of the two of them, his expression regretful and indifferent, as if he was sorry for his rudeness just now.
"It's not good for you to provoke anyone. You actually provoked the Crown Princess. Don't act so recklessly in the future. There is something else going on in the temple, so I'll leave first." After the host finished speaking, he immediately ran away.
Buddha shook his head, said nothing, and did not catch up with him. His eyes were dark and dark.
Yunting here said suspiciously: "Husband, this Buddhist disciple has only this ability, he shouldn't do it."
"Whether he is pretending or has a conspiracy, I will not let him succeed!" Jun Yuanyou said domineeringly.
"good."
The two people walked towards the mountain, and happened to meet Xiaotian, Xiaoyan, Yuanbao and others on the way. Several children were holding up soft things as big as watermelons in their hands to eat.
"Mom, this is delicious, try it." Jun Xiaoyan held up the marshmallow and brought it to Yunting's mouth.
Yunting smiled like a flower, lowered her head and took a small bite: "Well, it is indeed delicious."
"Mom sells some, I'll take you there." Jun Xiaoyan pulled Yunting towards the cotton candy stall: "Old man, give me another one."
"I'm sorry, little girl, this is the last one. I didn't know there would be so many people buying it today, so I brought less candy." The shopkeeper said embarrassedly.
The huge marshmallow was suddenly raised in front of Yunting: "Girl, since you want it, I'll give it to you."
As soon as Yunting raised her head, she saw the clear and handsome face behind the marshmallow. Her complexion was a little pale, her figure was a little thin, and she was even more frail in her green clothes.
"Young master, you don't need it." Yunting thanked her.
"I can't eat sweets. I originally thought it was new and bought it to read. Now that I have seen it, I will give it to the girl. If the girl feels embarrassed, you can give me money." The young man in Qingyi said.
"Mom, I have money." Jun Xiaoyan said, took out the money from her pocket and gave it to the young man in Qingyi.
"Thank you, little girl. You are so filial, but you gave me too much." Mr. Qingyi said, taking Jun Xiaoyan's money and finding some broken silver to give to Jun Xiaoyan.
"Of course, I love my mother the most." Jun Xiaoyan took it proudly and handed the marshmallow to Yunting.
Yunting reached out and took the marshmallow from her daughter: "Thank you, Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan is so considerate."
"I'm mother's little cotton-padded jacket." Jun Xiaoyan said proudly.
"Xiaoyan is right." Jun Yuanyou said fondly.
"Dad, Mom, let's go over there and play."
"good."
Young Master in Tsing Yi watched Yunting's family leave, with a sneer on his pale lips, and turned to leave.
Yunting and others walked forward for a while, and saw the marriage tree covered with red silk in the distance. There were many people surrounding the tree, which was very lively.
"Prince Princess, look, there are so many people in the Marriage Tree." Yue'er said excitedly.
"Okay, you don't need to follow me and the prince anymore. Come over to seek marriage, have a chance encounter, and get out of singles as soon as possible. The prince and I also want to go on our own," Yunting said.
Although Yue'er was embarrassed, she still followed Su Lin. Men such as Ling Feng and Long Er were not interested in this kind of marriage tree, so they followed Yunting and Jun Yuanyou.
"Husband, I just drank too much juice and I want to go to the toilet." Yunting said.
"I'll accompany you." Jun Yuanyou took Yunting to the toilet dozens of meters away and waited outside in person.
A faint floral fragrance floated in the air, it was quiet and elegant, and it smelled very good.
Jun Yuanyou saw someone reading the signatures on the opposite side, so he walked over thinking there was nothing wrong.
"Sir, do you want to draw lots?" an old monk asked.
"My prince never believes in these things, I only believe in myself." Jun Yuanyou replied coldly.
The monk was stunned for a moment, and then he said respectfully: "I have seen the prince, and it is the monk who has gone beyond that." After saying that, he sat back in his chair and stopped talking.
Jun Yuanyou turned around and saw a familiar figure not far away, walking towards the marriage tree in the distance. Jun Yuanyou was still wondering why Ting'er didn't call him when she came out. He didn't think much about it and immediately
Follow up.
Chapter completed!