Chapter 1 Who would believe the common sense of diaosi?
On the golden beach.
Two men and seven beauties, all looking miserable.
They had just escaped from a shipwreck and were washed up on a desert island.
Chen Junyan stood up, took out his mobile phone and looked at it. It had been soaked in water for too long and had become useless.
"What can we do? We won't die here, right?"
A beautiful woman burst into tears.
Chen Junyan wanted to say a few words of comfort, but before he could speak, another man stood up.
He was wearing a half-sleeved floral shirt with a confident look on his face: "Don't be afraid, everyone, as long as I'm smart and far away, nothing will happen to anyone!"
"Gao Mingyuan? Who is it?"
"Brother Yuan, you don't even know? That big Internet celebrity on Douyin who is famous for desert island survival!"
"Internet celebrity who survived on a desert island? Then we can be saved!"
Several girls chatted and discussed.
A girl wearing a hip-hugging skirt and Balenciaga on her legs immediately approached Gao Mingyuan.
She hugged Gao Mingyuan's arm and said: "Brother Yuan~ My name is Meng Lu, I am your fan, please protect me~"
With her voice, if Douyin's review was stricter, it would not pass the review.
"Don't worry, Lulu, everyone will be fine as long as I'm here!"
Gao Mingyuan slapped his chest, but his eyes fell on Chen Junyan: "You go find some branches to make a fire, and I'll build a shelter on the beach!"
He looked at Meng Lu again and said: "Remember, the first thing you do when entering the island is to build a shelter, otherwise you will be bitten to death by mosquitoes at night. This is all experience!"
"Brother Yuan, you are so awesome~"
Meng Lu looked admired.
Gao Mingyuan nodded with satisfaction, but Chen Junyan didn't move: "What's the matter with you? Didn't you hear what I said? You don't want to work, you want to eat ready-made food?"
Chen Junyan shook his head helplessly and explained patiently.
"Working is no problem."
"But the sea tide rises every 12 hours. Are you sure that building a shelter on the beach will not get flooded?"
Chen Junyan's words made Gao Mingyuan's face change, his eyes wandered, and he felt a little guilty at first sight.
But before he could speak, Meng Lu said: "Where did you come from, Brother Yuan? You look like a stinky loser, how dare you question Brother Yuan? You haven't seen Brother Yuan when he was trying to survive on a deserted island.
Where’s the sea?”
Chen Junyan was helpless: "I'm talking about common sense."
“Who would believe the common sense of diaosi?”
Meng Lu sneered.
The other girls, after all, were in a shipwreck, and their life or death was uncertain. They might be too scared, and they were doubtful about everyone anyway.
But after all, Gao Mingyuan is a big internet celebrity for desert island survival, so they think it is more credible.
Chen Junyan frowned, not wanting to explain to this mentally retarded woman.
"Well, since this brother doesn't believe me, let me go."
Gao Mingyuan said something about green tea.
"No, Brother Yuan, you are our support, how can you leave?"
Meng Lu pointed at Chen Yanjun and said: "Go away, we don't welcome you, get out of our sight!"
Chen Junyan was so angry that he thought what he said was right, why didn't anyone believe it?
99% of the Internet celebrities who live on desert islands on Douyin are actors. This is an indisputable fact.
Really outrageous.
Chen Junyan didn't want to talk nonsense, so he turned around and left.
Then he saw Gao Mingyuan's hand on his leg, quietly giving him the middle finger, with a proud smile on his face.
It's like saying: Are you a stinky idiot worthy of questioning me?
Oh shit.
If he didn't want to save energy, Chen Junyan would really want to beat him up.
At this time, one of the seven girls, a girl wearing a light pink dress and white stockings on her legs, chased out.
"I, I, I want to be with you!"
The fresh and cute girl with twin tails stopped Chen Junyan, her face flushed.
Chen Junyan looked at her seriously: "If you are with me, you must listen to me. Can you do it?"
"able!"
The girl with twin tails stretched out her hand: "My name is Chen Duo, what's yours?"
"Chen Junyan."
"Eh? Have you seen the anime Under One Person? There is a dog in it, also named Chen Junyan."
"I've seen it..."
"Then can I call you Brother Dog?"
???
Chen Junyan had a dark face, he hated one person.
"Haha, is that girl stupid? She actually followed a loser. Can't Brother Yuan give her a sense of security?"
Meng Lu smiled sarcastically.
"But I think what Chen Junyan said makes sense."
Said a weak girl.
"Hmph, then you go find him too, don't rely on our brother Yuan!"
Meng Lu snorted coldly.
The weak girl stopped talking. She instinctively chose a place with many people.
Gao Mingyuan sneered in his heart, hoping that the rescue would arrive later and he would have the chance to capture all these beauties!
…
Chen Junyan took Chen Duo to the other side of the beach.
While walking, Chen Junyan picked up some smelly fish and rotten shrimps.
Meng Lu shouted in the distance: "Look, that loser is picking up smelly fish! Brother Yuan said that eating it will cause diarrhea and death!"
Chen Junyan didn't take it seriously and continued to pick it up.
"Brother Dog, can't you eat these?"
Chen Duo was a little worried.
She chose to go with Chen Junyan because she had heard dirty information about Gao Mingyuan.
Near her classmate's home is the island where Gao Mingyuan photographed, and there is a hotel nearby.
The lobsters, crabs and other things caught during the shooting were all bought from the seafood market to pose for the photo.
Moreover, Gao Mingyuan often drugged female fans.
She wanted to tell others, but she was worried that others wouldn't believe her. Besides, there was no evidence for the black material, so she didn't dare to speak nonsense.
But now, she feels that Chen Junyan is a bit unreliable.
Chapter completed!