Huang Heqi said: "It's interesting! Without children, Lili and I can go wherever we want to play. How great!"

Ren Li hurriedly said: "Why are you playing! Without children, we can have more time to spend with you two!"

He Qi's mother said: "Come with us? Huh, that sounds nice."

He Qi's father said: "Do you know what your mother and I really need?"

Huang Heqi said: "Lili is right. The older you get, the more you need companionship. What you need is companionship."

He Qi's father said: "Our biggest wish now is to have a little grandson running around. Watching him grow up day by day, there is nothing more joyful than this."

Huang Heqi said: "Lili and I haven't had enough of our world yet!"

Ren Li said: "Yes, children are just like a third party, very annoying."

He Qi's mother said: "Treating your child as a third party? You are really weird."

Ren Li said: "As soon as a child is born, he will be worried about him all his life. He will take the lead in everything. He is more annoying than a mistress."

Huang Heqi said: "Yes, raising a child is definitely a painful job. You have to worry about him all day long! Worry! Worry! I feel tired just thinking about it."

Ren Li said: "Raising children is like a farmer farming. He has to constantly fertilize and water, which is boring. A family without children is like a paradise, where princesses and princes live, and they can do whatever they want without worries.

matter."

Huang Heqi said: "Isn't it said that if you want to cause trouble for a day, treat yourself to a treat; if you want to cause trouble for a year, decorate it; if you want to cause trouble for a lifetime, have children. Once you have a child, everything is over! Money, time, freedom

, everything is gone, what’s the point of living?”

Ren Li said: "We hate children's cries and their unreasonableness. We want to live a carefree and free life."

Huang Heqi said: "Don't worry about what kind of kindergarten your children will go to, don't worry about what kind of education your children will receive, don't worry about whether your children will be able to find a good job in the future, don't worry about who your children will marry in the future, and don't worry about your children's happiness after marriage.

Don’t worry about happiness, don’t worry about your children’s children…”

He Qi's mother snorted and said, "I thought you were quite heartless, but I didn't expect you to think far ahead." She turned her face and seemed to be speaking to He Qi's father, but in fact she was speaking to Huang He Qi and Ren.

Li, "Why are young people today so selfish? They think about being happy all day long. For their own happiness, they don't even want children. How can they be so selfish?"

Ren Li said: "We don't want children, not just for our own happiness. Think about it, if you have a child, you have to nurture it. I haven't grown up yet, so how can I train my child to become a talent?"

Huang Heqi said: "Those who cannot afford to raise children after birth and cannot cultivate them are selfish!"

Ren Li said: "It's not selfish for us not to have children, it's responsible. But those parents, who force their sons to give them grandchildren all day long, are they doing it for their sons?"

Huang Heqi said: "Not at all. My son is an adult and has the right to live according to his own wishes. But parents have to care about this and that and force their children to make changes according to their own wishes. That is called selfishness!"

After saying that, both Huang Heqi and Ren Li were frightened by their audacity. They covered their mouths with their hands and looked at Heqi's mother with horrified eyes, waiting for her "Hedong Lion's Roar".

He Qi's mother looked at them, nodded, and said: "Okay, okay, I'm selfish, I'm selfish, I let you have children all for myself, how can I be so mean!"

Huang Heqi said: "Mom, that's not what I meant..."

He Qi's mother glared at Huang He Qi: "Why did I raise such a bastard son like you!"

Huang Heqi said: "So, children are here to collect debts. It's better not to have children."

Ren Li continued what he said: "Well, children are debts owed in the previous life. Once they are born, they have to be repaid in this life. The parents' nurturing grace has not yet been repaid. If I owe the debt to the children again, my life will not be in vain!"

"

He Qi's mother turned to He Qi's father and said, "Did you hear that, old man? I'm so sorry. Why didn't we have this idea in the first place?"

Huang Heqi said sarcastically: "Hey, you regret it! So, I call it foresight."

He Qi's mother said: "Yes, when you die in the future, there won't even be anyone to sweep your grave. Is this your foresight?"

Huang Heqi said with a smile: "At that time, even if someone comes to visit the grave, I won't be able to see it."

He Qi's father said: "Let alone sweeping the grave, there are no people to see him die."

Huang Heqi said: "Is the purpose of raising children so that someone will die in the future?"

He Qi's mother said: "They have lost their nature under the influence of hedonism. What a misfortune for our family! What a misfortune for our family!"

Huang Heqi said: "Is it true that human nature is to give birth? Is the purpose of human life just to have children? What is the difference between humans and animals?"

He Qi's father said: "Having a child is not just to carry on the family line, but a child is the fruit of love. Don't you think it's interesting when a little person who looks very much like me appears in front of you?"

Huang Heqi said with a silly smile: "This is quite fun."

Ren Li coughed, and Huang Heqi immediately stopped agreeing with He Qi's father.

He Qi's mother said: "Oh, our son is in vain. As a native of our hometown, it is useless to say anything. It is worse than a cough from my wife."

Huang Heqi said with a smile: "Don't you think it's worth it?"

He Qi’s mother said: “It’s so worthless!”

Huang Heqi said: "Then why do you still have to transfer this regret to me?"

Ren Li heard the overtones of He Qi's mother, and slapped Huang Heqi's shoulders like a little maid serving her master, while laughing at He Qi's mother. Huang Heqi immediately became very proud, with a proud look on his face.

He Qi's mother said: "Okay, okay, stop acting, no one wants to watch it. You fire the gun in front, and your wife gives orders from behind. Ren Li, let me ask you, are you a woman?"

Ren Li said: "Of course it is!"

He Qi's mother said: "Since you are a woman, you have the obligation to have children."

Ren Li said: "Women have this obligation, but they also have the right to choose! Women are not reproductive tools. They have the freedom not to have children. No one has the right to interfere."

He Qi's mother said: "Okay, not only do you have the freedom not to have children, you also have the freedom not to wash your feet. But if your stinky feet infect others, of course they will interfere. If you don't have children, I will leave."

Adopt one.”

Huang Heqi said: "Mom, if you adopt a child, should I call him son or brother?"

Ren Li said: "Mom, when are you going to adopt him? Our family happens to be short of a pet. It would be quite interesting to keep him as a pet."

He Qi's mother was really angry, panting heavily and staring at them.

Ren Li quickly went over and patted He Qi's mother on the back.

Ren Li said: "Aunt Zhang's grandson across the street is less than two years old. You can give him a hug if you have nothing to do. You can experience the feeling of holding a grandson without having to wash him, feed him, or buy him some snacks."

, Aunt Zhang was extremely happy."

Huang Heqi said: "If you want to drink milk, you don't have to raise a cow. If you want to take care of a child, you don't need to adopt one. In our family's situation, the law doesn't allow it!"

Ren Li said: "As a child, it's fun to tease him. If I have to feed him and change his diapers all day long, I won't be able to bear it."

Huang Heqi said: "Breastfeeding and changing diapers are trivial matters. The key is to be responsible for his life."

He Qi's mother said to He Qi's father: "Look at the good son you raised, how promising he is! How responsible he is! How like a man!"

Huang Heqi said: "Mom, without diamonds, I would not take the porcelain job. This is called self-awareness."

He Qi's mother said: "I really regret giving birth to such a scoundrel like you."

Huang Heqi said: "This is your mistake and cannot be changed. We choose to be DINK without any hesitation."

As he said that, he looked at Ren Li. Ren Li nodded towards him with a look of approval.

As if being encouraged, Huang Heqi continued to make his own declaration: "We cannot let children lock up our lives, and we cannot have children just for the sake of having children."

Ren Li said: "Yes, just like you can't live for the sake of living, you can't eat for the sake of eating."

Huang Heqi said: "Well, don't eat when you want to eat, and eat when you don't want to eat."

He Qi’s mother asked He Qi’s father: “What is he talking about?”

He Qi's father said: "Together, the two of them are exactly five hundred." After saying that, he got up and left, returning to his bedroom.

Huang Heqi said to Ren Li: "Generally, people without great wisdom cannot understand what we say."

Ren Li said: "The meaning couldn't be simpler, marriage is not about having children."

Huang Heqi said: "It's so sad to get married just to have children."

Ren Li read aloud a lyrical poem and said: "In the vast universe, we are just tiny particles of dust. A gust of wind can blow us away without a trace. Before we are blown away by the wind, we must

Love yourself well and do what you love.”

He Qi's mother grinned with a helpless smile and said, "I didn't expect that I would marry a philosopher's daughter-in-law."

Huang Heqi said: "Mom, this is the great realm of life!"

He Qi's mother said: "Okay, there's no need to say anything. I understand it completely now. The life you want to live is to be free and happy when you are young, and to recall the happiness of your youth when you are old."

Huang Heqi said: "Mom, you finally understand our hearts. A child is a debt that will be repaid in a lifetime. It is enough for Lili and I to have each other, why do we need a little kid to divide our good time!"

Ren Li said: "Mom, I will grow old together with He Qi in this life. Although we cannot live together, we hope to die together."

Huang Heqi said: "In the next life and the next life, we will still meet and be husband and wife again."

Watching Huang Heqi and Ren Li's "affectionate performance", He Qi's mother got goosebumps all over her body. She hugged her arms to her chest, trembled and ran back to her bedroom in small steps, and took the

The bedroom door is closed.

Ren Li and Huang Heqi happily high-fived each other and jumped up. They were so excited that they jumped and shouted in the living room...

Suddenly, the door of He Qi's mother's bedroom was pulled open, and He Qi's mother and He Qi's father stood inside the door, looking at them.

Ren Li and Huang Heqi stopped dancing and singing and looked at them awkwardly, but their faces still showed the pride of the victors.

He Qi's mother had a look on her face that was unwilling to fail, but she didn't know how to deal with her son and daughter-in-law. She said "hum" and slammed the bedroom door.

Ren Li and Huang Heqi twisted their bodies happily again, but did not dare to make a sound. They twisted their bodies exaggeratedly and walked back to their bedroom. Huang Heqi was in front, Ren Li was behind, and Ren Li turned around to close the bedroom door.
Chapter completed!