Chapter 61
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Huang Heqi said: "Isn't it right for a son to be filial to his mother?"
He Qi’s mother said: “Although it’s not true, my mother likes to hear it.”
"Don't say this is not true, this is true."
"Okay, tell the truth, tell the truth, I'll take it as the truth."
"Mom, you are getting older. Please be careful when walking and don't fall into the river."
"Falled into the river? There are many cars and people in Beijing, but there are not many rivers. If my mother fell into the sewer, she wouldn't be able to fall into the river. Where did you come up with such an idea?"
Huang Heqi hurriedly covered it up: "No, no, what I mean is that you should pay attention to the car and the manholes that are not covered with manhole covers. That's all."
"No, no, no, you were distracted just now. When people are distracted, it's like dreaming. What they say is often what they think in their hearts. Oh, I understand. Is it your wife who asked you if she and I fell into the river?
Now, who do you save first? Did she ask you this?"
Huang Heqi continued to cover up: "No! No! She dares? Asking this, isn't she asking for trouble? The skin of the body is received by the parents. Sheep know how to kneel down to breastfeed, and crows know how to feed back. I am a human being, and I can't be connected.
Even worse than animals!"
He Qi's mother said: "Well, you have some conscience. But this is not the answer that my mother wants to hear."
Huang Heqi was puzzled: "Huh?"
He Qi's mother said: "Think about it, if I end up having an accident because of you saving me, then what's the point of my mother's life? I don't want to live in sorrow every day in my later years."
Huang Heqi said: "If I don't save you, then won't I be in pain for the rest of my life? Therefore, I must save you."
He Qi's father said: "This is a false proposition. There is no need to argue about it. It is impossible for them to fall into the river at the same time."
He Qi's mother said: "Go back and ask your wife, her father and you fell into the water at the same time, who did she save first?"
Huang Heqi said happily: "Hey, yes, this is a good question."
He Qi's father said: "One likes to cause trouble, and the other likes to stir up trouble. It's really not like a family does not belong to the same family!"
After dinner, Wang Jiayi took a bath, put on her underwear, and lay on the bed early, waiting for Sun Haowen to arrive. However, neither did she come, nor did she wait. It turned out that Sun Haowen was in the living room.
Li taught my mother how to use WeChat. Sun Haowen told Haowen
Mom: "It will be very convenient to use this to talk to Lingzi in the future." Haowen's mother complained to Sun Haowen, saying that she didn't need such a good mobile phone at all. Sun Haowen said: "Mom, your previous mobile phone is so old and the battery is so old
It doesn’t work anymore, it really can’t be used.”
Haowen's mother said: "If the battery doesn't work, why should I replace it? Why do I have to replace my mobile phone? It costs money."
Sun Haowen said: "That type of mobile phone has been eliminated long ago and there are no accessories. This mobile phone looks very high-end, but in fact the configuration is quite low and not expensive."
They were communicating in their native dialect, which Wang Jiayi didn't quite understand and didn't want to understand. While eating, Sun Haowen told her that he would teach her mother how to use the newly bought mobile phone tonight. Wang Jiayi remembered that Sun Haowen taught her how to use it.
My mother learned how to use other home appliances, such as electric kettles, microwave ovens, and range hoods, all of which couldn't be easier. But at Haowen's mother, the electric kettle always forgot to press the power button.
The water has been standing for a long time, but it still doesn't get hot; when the microwave oven should be set to medium heat, she will use high heat, but the timing is always bad. She can burn good steamed buns into charcoal; just press the start button of the range hood
, that's it, but Haowen's mother, who had never touched a range hood in her hometown, couldn't remember to turn it on. Maybe in her rural hometown, she was used to the smoky scene when cooking, but here
,so good
The decoration, such a small space, filled with smoke, is simply a kind of destruction. The destruction is not only the decoration, not only the furniture, not only the bedding and pillows that easily absorb odor, but also destroys Wang Jiayi's mood to pursue a better life. She
The process of becoming familiar with city life is the process of trampling on one's own high-quality life. The more Wang Jiayi thinks about it, the angrier she becomes. Today, he still wants to teach her how to use WeChat. She really doesn't know how to use it.
It would take her a few hours to figure it out. Perhaps, after spending this time together, she had developed tolerance, and she continued to wait and endure. When she was bored and uncomfortable with waiting, she picked up her phone and called Sun
Haowen sent a WeChat message asking him to go to bed early. Sun Haowen opened the door and came in and told Wang Jiayi: "My mother learned very quickly today. I have to strike while the iron is hot and let her learn it thoroughly." After that, he turned around and left, closing the door.
Wang Jiayi was angry and wanted to explode, but based on past experience, it was useless to explode. She had to continue to be a virgin and continue to endure. At this time, the phone rang, and it was Ren Li who sent her a voice message. She clicked on it,
Unexpectedly, Ren Li actually said something quite poetic: "Since I was a girl, I have dreamed of marrying a man who can treat me as the only man. But because of the existence of my mother-in-law, this may only be a dream.
"
Wang Jiayi sent her two words back: "Feel the same."
Ren Li said in her voice: "I want to find out today, who is the most important in his heart, me or his mother?"
Wang Jiayi also sent a voice message: "How can I figure it out?"
Ren Li's voice said: "Ask him, my wife and mother fell into the water at the same time, who should be saved first?"
Wang Jiayi said: "Ah? You actually asked such a stupid question?"
Ren Li said: "What I want is his attitude."
Wang Jiayi said: "What's your attitude? Do you want him to answer that he will save you first?"
Ren Li said: "If he says to save me first, I will definitely give in and let him save his mother. Otherwise, they will all drown. How embarrassing it would be to meet in the underworld!"
Wang Jiayi said: "Fuck you. Hey, how did he answer?"
Ren Li said: "He escaped!"
Wang Jiayi said: "If he says, save you, but not his mother, such a man is too terrible, divorce him immediately; if he says, save his mother, but not you, you will be so sad."
Not wanting to, Ren Li suddenly said: "No more chatting, my husband came in."
Huang Heqi returned to his bedroom and smiled silly at Ren Li. Ren Li also smiled silly at him. After smiling, Ren Li straightened her face: "Tell me, who should be saved first?"
"What do you think?"
"When I get your mother's true biography, I will definitely be surprised, no, surprised!"
"That is."
"What did our mother teach you? Tell me everything. I'm all ears."
"Let me ask you, your dad and I fell into the water at the same time, who did you save first?"
"Do you still need to ask? Of course I want to save dad first."
"That's right, the body's hair and skin are received from its parents. Sheep know how to kneel down to breastfeed, and crows know how to feed back. Humans can't even lack the virtues of animals!"
"You mean, if your mother and I fell into the water, you would save your mother and ignore me. Is this your virtue?"
"This is the same as saving your father first."
"My dad can't swim, but you can swim. How can it be the same? If you don't save me, it's a virtue for your mother, but it's a vice for me!"
"Do you have to force me to say that I will save you but not my mother before you are satisfied?!"
"Of course, this is the standard answer."
"Why?"
"Because it's me who will accompany you throughout your life, not your mother."
"That won't work! My mother doesn't raise me in vain, am I still a human being?"
"Your mother should be saved by your father, not you!"
"Then what if my dad isn't here?"
"If this is the case, if you don't save your mother, then you are really not a human being."
"That's right!"
"If you don't save me, you're not human either."
"I am not a human being, so what should I do?"
"Of course, whoever is closest to you will be saved first. Stupid!"
"You are stupid! You shouldn't ask this question. Anyone who asks this question is a stupid ass!"
"Okay, okay, I shouldn't ask. Even if this happens, don't worry about me. You must save your mother."
"Then what do you do?"
"I'm learning to swim, I don't need your help."
"You've mastered water skills very well. I'll save my mother, and you'll save me."
"I don't care about you!"
"My mother is very good at water. If you don't save me, my mother will risk her life to save me."
"She has the heart but not the physical strength. Unless she is a thousand-year-old demon."
"You are the thousand-year-old demon!"
As he said that, he turned off the light, put his mouth on Li, and said, "I'm going to save you right now!"
Ren Li laughed, shouted, and started playing with Huang Heqi.
Wang Jiayi wanted to sleep, but couldn't sleep. She was upset. She picked up a magazine and flipped through it boredly. After an unknown amount of time, Sun Haowen finally came in. According to the original plan, Wang Jiayi originally wanted to have a passionate relationship with Sun Haowen.
She felt affectionate for a while, but now she had lost all such enthusiasm. She continued to flip through the magazine and ignored Sun Haowen.
Sun Haowen said: "I'm still reading!"
Wang Jiayi ignored him.
From the look on his face, Sun Haowen judged that Wang Jiayi was unhappy again. He cautiously said sarcastically: "Reading is good. You have a lot of poetry and calligraphy in your belly."
Wang Jiayi said: "I read this kind of idle book because I was bored and had no one to accompany me." As she said that, she threw the magazine aside.
Sun Haowen looked at the cover of the magazine and said, "This is not an idle book. Isn't this a fashion magazine?"
Wang Jiayi said: "Sun Haowen, look at what time it is now? Which grown man is still chatting with his mother at this hour?"
Sun Haowen looked at the clock and said, "It's a little late today. Jiayi, if you feel bored, you can go to the living room and chat together. Why bother being bored in the bedroom alone!"
Wang Jiayi said disdainfully: "Should I chat with you? Your hometown dialect, to me, is no different from a foreign language."
"With you by our side, we won't speak our native dialect."
"Are the topics you are talking about interesting? What's going on with the Zhang family at the east end of the village, and what's going on with the Li family at the west end of the village? What's there to talk about?"
"The purpose of chatting with the old man is to make him happy. My mother is getting older and older. If I can spend one more day with her, I can make her happy one more day."
Chapter completed!