Chapter 119: Blind date (4)
Fan Yunxuan and Wang Jiayi were both snickering.
The man looked at Wang Jiayi and realized that they were together and playing tricks on him. He said, "If you guessed it correctly, the next request after the skin change is for me to change eyes?"
"Handsome guy, you are so smart. Yes, change it to blue. Then, the next request will be easy. You only need to change all the real estate, stocks, and funds under your name to my name.
Our romantic trip to France can be done."
"You must be sick!"
"You just saw it? I have a philandering problem and a money-spending disease. Can you cure me?"
"Crazy!" The man stood up with an annoyed look on his face, turned around and left.
Ren Li shouted at his back: "Does someone of your size deserve to be sane?"
Fan Yunxuan smiled and said: "Lili, you are too unreasonable. You like to make fun of yourself, but Jiayi is serious!"
Wang Jiayi smiled and said, "That's right, he and I fell in love with each other at first sight. What a good marriage, you ruined it."
Ren Li said: "Okay, I'll apologize to you. The next one should come over, and I will never interfere with such a good thing again." After saying that, she stood up and returned to her original position.
A short, fat and ugly man staggered in. His little eyes wandered around the teahouse and walked towards Wang Jiayi.
Wang Jiayi was startled and thought to herself: Is this person here to go on a blind date with me?
The short, fat and ugly man came to Wang Jiayi and said with a smile: "You are Miss Jiayi!"
Wang Jiayi nodded blankly, "Who are you?"
"I am Prince Charming!" the man replied with a smile.
"Prince Charming?!" Ren Li was so shocked that her eyes didn't fall down.
Ren Li, who was sitting next to her, almost burst out laughing after taking a sip of tea. Fan Yunxuan also looked at the man like a clown.
The short, fat and ugly man said: "My online name is 'Prince Charming'. Do you still remember me?"
Wang Jiayi grinned and said, "Remember, remember, a man named 'Prince Charming' contacted me."
While talking, she looked through her phone and quickly found "Prince Charming" and said, "But you and your photo..."
"The contrast is a bit big, isn't it? Don't all cameras now have beauty functions?"
"I'm a fashion designer and I often post pictures..."
The man had a sneer on his face, "Miss Jiayi is really smart as ice and snow. Her beauty really can't produce that effect. I did some photoshopping. However, Miss Jiayi is even more beautiful in person than in the photos."
Wang Jiayi was not interested in talking to him anymore and hoped to send him away as soon as possible, so she said: "Well, Mr. Prince Charming, I am a fashion designer by profession, so I have a better eye for beauty than most people."
A bit taller."
Prince Charming said: "I understand what you mean, Prince Charming. He should be handsome, tall and graceful. Apart from me not being handsome or tall, I am not bad at anything else."
"But the visual contrast between you and the photos you posted online...of course, it's mainly a psychological contrast, which really makes me feel a bit big."
"Miss Jiayi, with all due respect, the greatest sorrow of many women is that they don't know what they really need. They put too much emphasis on good looks and money. This view of choosing a mate is simply wrong. Look.
Being ugly and having no money is actually not a shortcoming at all. For a woman, this is actually a very rare advantage!"
Wang Jiayi and her neighbors Ren Li and Fan Yunxuan almost unanimously said "Ah——". This kind of view is really unheard of.
Prince Charming continued: "Being ugly will greatly reduce the possibility of a third party getting involved; having no money will greatly reduce the possibility of cheating. For you women, a man like me is not only very practical, but also
He has a high safety factor and is talented, but he will be very low-key. He will not have the domineering attitude like those rich and handsome men. He wishes that women all over the world had to obey his orders. How can a man like that compare with me!
"
Oh my God! Wang Jiayi thought to herself, this is the first time she has seen such a narcissistic, self-righteous, self-aware, ignorant, and humble person. She suppressed her nausea and asked: "Mr. Prince Charming,
I appreciate being a low-key person, but may I ask, what is your talent?"
Prince Charming was like a soldier who was encouraged by his superiors. He raised his chest and said with high spirits: "My greatest talent is that I know how to take care of women."
"Oh, then what do you do to protect women?"
"When the winter is cold, I will warm her hands; when the summer is hot, I will shade her from the sun; when she is hungry, I will cook porridge for her. The preserved egg and lean meat porridge I cook is delicious."
"However, none of these seem to be as peaceful as a big house to make a woman feel at ease."
Prince Charming looked unhappy and said righteously: "A family should be created by two people together. Why should the man provide the big house? What kind of relationship is the most precious? It is the relationship where both parties can share the joys and sorrows. You women shouted while
Why do you want equality between men and women, but at the same time ask men for a big house without a blush or heartbeat, as if it is natural for men to provide a house? Is this equality? This is oppression! It is a bad social atmosphere!"
Ren Li said loudly to Fan Yunxuan: "This man with no money likes to talk about the preciousness of relationships and sharing the joys and sorrows. In fact, he is just announcing loudly how poor he is!"
Prince Charming turned to look at Ren Li with an angry look on his face, but he resisted it and turned to Wang Jiayi and continued to say: "I used to have seven-year itch, but now it's better. The itch started after seven months.
What should I do? I just grab him here and there, scratch him there, and have no loyalty at all. I am different. I am a man who is super able to resist temptation and can guarantee absolute loyalty."
Wang Jiayi really had no patience with him anymore and said calmly: "But I don't have feelings for you."
Prince Charming was still interested and continued his eloquence: "Feeling? Feeling is a very unreliable thing. Feeling will change with changes in environment, mood and thoughts. If a woman wants to be happy, she cannot marry feeling.
, you must marry sincerity.”
Ren Li really didn't want to listen to his nonsense anymore and wanted to send him away quickly, so she shouted loudly: "The photos are all photoshopped, they are sincere enough."
Prince Charming got angry and stood up and pointed at her, "Who are you? What are you talking about? Do you know how to be polite?"
Ren Li said: "I was drinking tea quietly here, but there was always a big fly buzzing here. Someone wanted to drive him away, but he didn't know what to do.
It’s still buzzing here endlessly, so I have no choice but to be rude!”
Prince Baima screamed angrily: "Who do you say is a fly?! I believe it or not!"
Wang Jiayi said, "Mr. White Horse, did you just say that your greatest talent is to know how to care for women? Do you care about women like this?"
Fan Yanxuan, Ren Li laughed.
Prince White Horse looked at them, and left in anger.
Wang Jiayi said, "Who are this?"
Ren Li said: "The team behind should also come up. You cannot be discouraged because of the failure of the first three battles. We must continue to maintain a state of battle."
Fan Yanxuan joked: "Lili, can you intervene less? If Jiayi married the white horse prince, the genetic code of the entire family of the white horse will be rewritten.
A good thing, actually let you stir yellow. "
Ren Li said: "We Jiayi is a clothing designer, not a programmer, why do you want to help people rewrite the code!"
Wang Jiayi knows that Fan Yixuan is degrading herself again. She understands that Xuan Xuan is using this attitude to show that she is unwilling to accept the fact that she and Sun Haowen divorce. The imperative is to speed up the speed and find a man who is better than Guo Jiajun as soon as possible.
In this way, he can block Fan Yanxuan's mouth, so that he can raise his eyebrows in front of Fan Yanxuan.
Wang Jiayi said: "It's too time to go on like this. We have to change the" short flat and fast "play, so that the other party can directly clear the values.
As a result, all kinds of strange men have appeared.
A man who wore glasses and wearing glasses said: "Don't look at me as a weak scholar, but if you have to be with me, you must dominate me. From image to personality, you must make some changes.
Talent, otherwise, avoid talking. "
Wang Jiayi only returned: "From the beginning, just talk about it."
A man with a big ears, a man wearing a gold necklace said, "My requirements for women, in a word, is that she can play different roles in different periods. I am happy, she has to accompany me like a younger sister
Happy together; I am not happy, she has to comfort me like a big sister and coax me to be happy; I am sick, she has to be considerate of me and take care of me like a mother; what do I want to eat, she has to be like a five -star chef,
I have to do it for me. "
Wang Jiayi really wanted to spill the tea on his face, and said angrily: "I have seen dragging, I really haven't seen you so dragging like this. Why dare to treat yourself as the center of the world?
A gold necklace is hung upper? "
"Based on what I know what your women want, precious clothing and shoulder bags, beautiful jewelry, delicious meals, no problem, as long as I can meet my requirements, I can satisfy it. Of course, I know you are a clothing designer
I like to consume some art in art. No problem. We can go to Vienna, Austria to listen to music, go to Broadway in the United States to listen to opera, and go to Kyoto, Japan to watch geisha performances. As long as you are obedient, I can satisfy you. "
"I thought you were a large -scale earthen style, but I didn't expect it to know a lot."
"I'm a very culturally cultivated person."
"Really, sir, I suggest you go to a place, the place is really suitable for you."
"where?"
Wang Jiayi pointed at his head with his fingers, "I suggest you go to a mental hospital to take a look, spiritually, too split."
The man with the gold necklace said angrily: "Who do you think is mentally ill? You are the one who is mentally ill!"
Chapter completed!