Chapter 250: Sole Weapon
I think Lao Cao must be making a mess. What a joke?! I've just been a junior high school student who has just learned the method for three months. He fought with a coffin-carrying maker and Yin paper master who has been immersed in the mysteries for decades? To put it nicely, this is called showing off his axe, and it's just a waste of fun. To put it bluntly, it's basically ignorant of life and death. Uh... Of course, it's not my fault. Lao Cao himself proposed it. So I shook my head and refused, and also gave him a free roll of eyes. "Oh, Xiao Wu, don't worry. I didn't let you and me fight head-on. Before I finished speaking, we can fight in literature and fight in this way."
Wen Dou? I was stunned. This is a word I had never heard of. So Lao Cao explained it to me... It turned out that in the Xuanmen River, in addition to the life-and-death battle with hatred, there are also two modes of competition between friends or fellow disciples. One is called martial fighting. That is normal fighting. Each method uses means, but because it is a friendly competition, it is generally not a dead end. But it is estimated that some minor friction and minor injuries are inevitable. The other is called Wen Dou. It is that two people stand a distance apart, and then one person uses magic and one person defends. It takes a round to end before the next round of fighting. And in this process, whether it is the offensive party or the defensive party, you can help the other party look at it to avoid accidents. In most cases, the elders are big on the juniors' school exam.
I often use this kind of "literary fighting". Just a few years later, when something called "online games" became popular among the teenagers, I realized that similar situations could be found in the game. The so-called martial fighting is an online game. Isn't literary fighting a turn-based online game? Isn't literary fighting a turn-based online game? Isn't it a turn-based online game like dreams and big talk. So I wonder if there are people from Xuanmen hidden in these game planning? So I changed the "martial fighting" and "literal fighting" in the Xuanmen River to real-time fighting and turn-based games... Of course, these are all later things. Back to the point. But after listening to Lao Cao's explanation, I felt relieved. Looking at him with a smile, "So that's it. Lao Cao, do you want to test me? OK, let's try it. I don't hold back, you have to be gentle."
"Boy! If you hit me with all your strength, I will just hold you a little, right?"
I also laughed and scolded, "Nonsense! You use all your strength to hit me, and you still play with a ball? As soon as the Divine Paper Fire Knife was opened, I was just as burping like that lady."
Although Lao Cao was almost as old as my grandfather, he was not as reserved as with his elders and was very relaxed. The so-called "hometown forgetting" was like this. After that, we went to the backyard of the coffin shop. Lao Cao's coffin shop was on the outermost side of the east side of the town, and behind the house was a large area of farmland. In the distance of the farmland was one of the rivers surrounding Lianghe Town. There was an open cement yard between the coffin shop and the farmland, which was connected to the coffin shop. In fact, in Sichuan-Yu dialect, it can also be called a shinba.
Come and dry grain, grain, etc. Of course, Lao Cao definitely won’t use it. So this dam yard is the place where he practices when he has time at night. Now in the afternoon, there is no one in the surrounding farmland, and our fighting here will not affect others. I observed my eyes, pretended to take out two small stones from my pocket and threw them at two locations in the cement yard. Well, a small move. Lao Cao immediately laughed. "Xiao Wu, I’m not blind yet. You are so slick! It’s obvious that it’s a literary fight, but when I come up, I secretly put on the gate formation."
Uh... I was a little embarrassed when I was seen through on the spot. I scratched my head and giggled: "Why, why did Lao Cao understand Qimen Dunjia? My master said that there are very few people who understand it."
Lao Cao shook his head: "I don't understand. But I haven't eaten pork, have you seen pigs running? It's like I can't drive, but if I see you holding the steering wheel in my hand, I don't know you're driving?"
But he didn't ask me to pick it up. Anyway, it was just a literary fight. He must have given up to me in all directions. Facing the coffin holder and paper master with decades of experience, he was a little sloppy and did not kowtow. We stood at both ends of the yard, about six meters apart. "Xiao Wu, you can do it first."
"good!"
I've been prepared long ago. To be honest, I'm actually eager to try this time's increase in strength. But I really can't find a good match. Now that Lao Cao has taken the initiative to propose a "turn-based" battle that will not hurt me, it is also a test. I held my breath and concentrated, felt the flowing Qi in the dantian, and then mobilized it to the yellow talisman paper along the meridians to the palm of my hand. Finally, it was invisibly attached to the yellow talisman paper on both hands. The left and right hands hit at the same time! The headache talisman appeared on the right hand and the blindness talisman appeared on the left hand. These are also two basic talisman spells. As the name suggests, it can cause severe headaches and temporary blindness to the person being hit. The time of headache and blindness depends on the caster's own mana. Like me, I
Before, hitting an ordinary person can last about two minutes. Huh! Two yellow talisman papers passed through the air and flew towards Lao Cao quickly. They were obviously two light papers, but they were as heavy as they could fly quickly. This is the method of "tactics". You need to use "qi" to pour it into it, and then hit the talisman papers out. Different cultivation levels can naturally be different from the distances that can produce talismans. I used to be able to play three or four meters away, but now I feel very relaxed! Lao Cao faced two talismans that flew over and smiled. "Okay, Xiao Wu! You are so cruel when you take action, you have a headache and blind talisman. No matter which one you hit, it is very troublesome. Bullying me, an old man, doesn't talk about martial ethics."
I thought to myself that if I want to talk about martial ethics, I wouldn’t have you been fucked down every minute? To be honest, there is still a little unrealistic hope in my heart - that is, to defeat Lao Cao in this kind of literary competition! While Lao Cao smiled, he stretched out his hands covered with thick calluses and poked them forward. His movements seemed very slow to the naked eye, like an old farmer sucking fish in the rice fields. But it brought up a whistle and whistle. Obviously, the actual speed was extremely fast! His left and right hands grabbed me the two [Heart Tactics] and [Blind Talisman], which actually reached out to take it? Puff! Lao Cao grabbed two talisman papers with his hands. What unexpectedly was that, his head was
The pain talisman was grabbed by his left hand and easily pinched into pieces. But the blind talisman disappeared when he was grabbed by Lao Cao's right hand, as if he had grabbed the phantom, air. Well?! Lao Cao was slightly stunned, and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes. The next moment, Lao Cao's left shoulder was on the side of his shoulder. The air appeared out of thin air like the ripples on the water surface, causing a circle of ripples. A yellow talisman paper appeared out of thin air, and it was about to touch his shoulder. The corner of my mouth curled up and showed a smile. "Haha, Lao Cao, you were still fooled by the trick of the micro Qimen formation I just set up! At the beginning, both of my talisman papers were shot out on your left."
I was a little proud. That's right! These are the effects of the Qimen formation I just used two small stones to set up. Although Qimen Dunjia is one of the most mysterious and profound Taoist techniques. After absorbing the power of the corpse pill, I can already use some simple application effects. For example, using stones to occupy different Qimen directions, causing fixed targets to fall into a slight slurred state. If explained in scientific terms, it is equivalent to a visual error. With the help of the early arrangement of "cheating" just now, I made Lao Cao's vision "fold in half". In fact, the [blind talisman] on the right he saw was a projection of the real talisman paper! Of course, the [headache talisman] did not have such a visual error. So it was crushed by Lao Cao directly with one hand. The so-called true and false! "If I hit it, can I win directly? After all, I can't see the eyes, how can I continue to fight?"
Chapter completed!