Chapter 329 It’s more of a headache than facing two zombies at the same time
I stared at the course selection schedule in my hand, with a little confused expression. "I want to choose both physics and chemistry... Actually, I still want to choose biology, but I won't be able to take this course for the first year of high school. What about you, Yao Nan? What are you planning to choose?"
She chuckled. "It doesn't matter to me. Anyway, my grades in these courses are almost the same. I'll see how you choose first and then make a decision."
Me: "You are copying!"
Yao Nan: "So what? You bite me!"
Me: "..." Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as girls. Anyway, except my master, other women in this world like to mess around - yes, my mother. Fortunately, she is the one who makes the most troubles by my dad! "Okay, then choose physics. Physics is the foundation of natural science. According to Master, it is of great benefit to the practice of metaphysics and the understanding of the essence of the world."
As he said that, I hooked the column behind [Physics Competition Elective]. Yao Nan took a look and then quickly hooked the back of physics. Then he grabbed my registration form, ran to the podium quickly, and handed it to the head teacher Huang Chunbo. "Teacher, this is Wu Chong and I. He asked me to help me hand it over together."
I was so amazed and laughed. When I first met this girl, although she was brave enough - she thought I was bullied by Wang Dachun and dared to stand up to support me - she didn't jump out so much. Maybe it was because she was too familiar with her? Forget it, let her go... Otherwise, what can I do? I can't really bite her! That night, I lay on the bed in the dormitory and started calling Xiaoyuan in my mind. "Hey, fat bird. What did you and that fat squirrel do? I've finished military training and returned to school, and two more days have passed. Could it be that you can't beat the snake demon and was eaten?"
Of course, I was deliberately making fun of it. Although there are mountains and forests near the military training base, it is not far from the Yucheng District, and it is unlikely that a truly terrifying monster will appear. With Xiaoyuan's current cultivation level and his powerful bloodline, it is basically unlikely that he will encounter any danger. What's more, the snake monster is just fighting with the fat squirrel to the point of going back and forth... After about a few seconds, "Himmer! Hiccup!"
Two loud burping sounds came back in my mind, and then the silly sound of the fat bird. "Oh, boy Wu, do you still know how to care about this bird! Hiccup... This place is really good. When I got here, I went to the buffet restaurant and ate for several days."
??? Three question marks suddenly popped up on my head. I asked quickly and realized what was going on... It turned out that night, Xiaoyuan grabbed Xiaosong and flew up, followed the direction guided by the other party to the place where the snake demon entrenched in the mountain. It was also a cave. After entering, it was extremely fishy and exuded a disgusting smell. Originally, Xiaosong didn't dare to enter the snake demon cave, but just fought outside. This time Xiaoyuan took her to the deepest part of the cave and went straight to the base camp! When Xiaoyuan saw the snake demon, she found that she was covered in evil spirits and blood - obviously
During the practice, I have eaten more than one human! Because if I have eaten a human being when I am a beast without intelligence, it is part of the natural law of natural selection. There will be no evil spirit and blood. But once I become a demon, I will eat people again, it will be completely different! So Xiaoyuan was suddenly overjoyed. As long as I have eaten a demon of living people, it is an evil demon, which can be used as food without any psychological burden. The snake demon saw that his cave was broken, and before he could even raise an army to sue him, Xiaoyuan flapped his wings and shouted "I'm here to eat" and rushed over...
Under Xiaomatsu's stunned gaze, the snake demon, which was several circles thicker than the adult thighs, was quickly killed! It was so miserable. The head was smashed by Xiaoyuan's sharp claws. Xiaomatsu realized that this fat and fat bird had a strong cultivation level and his attitude suddenly improved a lot. Originally, even if it was a life-and-death enemy with this snake demon, it was killed by Xiaoyuan, so he asked if he could eat it together? It not only relieves the anger, but also increases the cultivation level. Although most of the monster's demon power is stored in the demon pill, flesh, bone, skin and hair will inevitably carry some of it.
And it changes under the nourishment of the demonic energy... For example, the snake gallbladder, snake blood, and snake flesh of the snake demon is absolutely super nourishing for ordinary people! The demon pill is not good. Ordinary people accidentally eat it and immediately explode and die! But unexpectedly, Xiaosong wanted to eat snakes but was blocked by Xiaoyuan. It originally thought that the other party was unwilling to share, but the stupid bird said, "Do you have some quality? Is there some civilization? Since you have already started your wisdom, where can you still eat raw meat? You have to eat cooked ones! Come on, let's build a earth stove with stones first, then set firewood and roast it to eat."
The fat squirrel was stunned on the spot. "Bak... and eat it?"
"Yes! Come on, come and help the manager."
Xiaoyuan had already started to erect its big belly and walked around the cave with its short legs looking for stones and firewood... In short, they had a delicious roasted snake meat! After eating half of the snake monster, it had to be hundreds of pounds. In the next time, these two fat guys put them here to eat roasted snake meat... Unexpectedly, after almost eating this snake monster, Xiaoyuan found that there was a crack in the cave, which was actually a snake nest! There were so many snakes, most of them were poisonous snakes. Now they were happy again
It's broken, I'll catch dozens or hundreds of them a day to eat it - it's called "eliminating harm for the people!" Komatsu was originally a quirky little girl with a quirky personality. She was bored every day and turned into ghosts and scared people to play with them. This made Xiaoyuan learn even worse... After listening to Xiaoyuan's story, I was sweating all over the waterfall! It's so weird. "Hi... OK, Mr. Wu, my master and Xiaosong are about to have a midnight snack. You can play by yourself. I guess in two days, all the snakes here will be eaten."
I smiled and nodded. "Okay. But you must be more relaxed, but don't get fat anymore. You are no longer different from a ball!"
Then I closed my eyes and fell asleep in the sleeping position...... In my high school study career, I felt that it was not as hard and tired as junior high school. I don’t know if it was my illusion, or because of my habits or the improvement of my cultivation, I strengthened my memory, thinking speed and other aspects. It was Thursday. After getting up after taking a nap, I woke up Li Zhuo, Duan Xinyu and Ou Xiaofeng who were still sleeping soundly, and quickly washed up. Then I went to the ladder of the comprehensive building.
Classroom classes! The environment of the student dormitory of Yucheng No. 1 Middle School is pretty good. They all have six-person dormitories, which have their own bathroom and bathroom, and a landline phone. Because our dormitory is just the end and the number of people is not enough, there are only four people living in it. Li Zhuo's class was chemistry, maths chosen by Yu Xiaofeng, and physics chosen by Duan Xinyu. So we walked towards the stairs classroom of the complex building together. Along the way, there were students who had just taken a nap to rush to each classroom. Most of the eyes were a little
I was dull and not completely awake. In particular, some boys had their hair sloppy, like chicken coops. Most of the girls were very delicate, and their clothes and hair were meticulous... I don't know where they got so much time? In late September, the weather was still hot. Most girls were wearing cool clothes, holding textbooks in groups, walking on campus with laughter and talking, like beautiful butterflies, forming a beautiful landscape. I don't know if it was because of the big city's style.
The economy is developed, and it is still a trend of openness and freedom in famous schools. Yucheng No. 1 Middle School does not need to wear school uniforms, nor does it explicitly prohibit students from wearing makeup and dyeing their hair. I was shocked for a while in the first few days of the school year! This is an incredible thing in the townships, even in Fubei County. Because of this, Duan Xinyu kept peeking at girls of different grades back and forth on the road, looking like a pig brother. "Hey, be careful. Don't look lustful, it's embarrassing, okay?"
I reminded me speechlessly. He was displeased and began to stare at me and whimper. "I said Angkor, can we have some face? Just now the school started, we got the first and third place in our beauty list."
"Okay, Yao Nan won't say it. It's what you brought from yourself. How did Tang Xinyu explain it? Angkor, it's really too much. You have a big mouthful of meat. Brothers, don't even drink soup, you can't even smell it?"
Me: "..." Get out! I raised my legs and kicked this guy away again... The physics elective course was in the large staircase classroom on the second floor of the comprehensive building, and hundreds of people could sit. When Duan Xinyu and I entered, more than half of them were already sitting. We found a slightly backward position in the middle area of the corridor on the right side of the classroom. As soon as we sat down, we took out the physics books and teaching aids, but we had not arranged it yet. I sat down directly on my left. A familiar faint fragrance penetrated my nose... Without turning my head, I knew that it must be Yao Nan. Sure enough! She put down her pink backpack and took out her books and teaching aids from it, while looking at me with a smile. "Hello, this classmate, can I sit next to you for the first time when I met?"
Uh... I was helpless. "Yao Nan, your acting skills are too exaggerated. There are no girls who are unfamiliar with you who want to sit next to the boy?"
She ignored me and took out another bottle of juice from her pink bag and handed it to me. "Hey, I'll give you a drink. The iced juice I just bought is lychee-flavored. I remember you like eating lychee very much. Last time I had my birthday, you ate a lot. Haha."
"Thank you."
I didn't refuse, and after taking it, Gudongdong took a big sip. They were already so ripe, and they knew each other well, and there was nothing to refuse a bottle of juice. Duan Xinyu, who was sitting on my right, deliberately showed a painful expression and secretly wrote the words "Single Dog Protest" on the paper for me to show. Then he said that he wanted to go to the bathroom to wash his face, calm down, and pee, and prepare to start class soon... Not long after he left, I was talking to Yao Nan about some techniques of "standing" in internal boxing, and a nice and gentle voice came from next to him. "Hello, Wu Chong, such a coincidence, your elective course on Thursday is also physics?"
As soon as I turned my head, I saw Tang Xinyu wearing a light blue dress standing on the corridor on the far right with a crossbody bag in her arms. She was holding a physics book and a few competition teaching materials. She smiled with surprise on her face, which made people feel like spring breeze. There were two pretty girls next to her, probably besties or roommates. "Yes, yes. It's really a coincidence."
I responded subconsciously. Actually, it was not that coincidental... After all, there were only four subjects in the Thursday competition, so I had a 25% chance to meet them. Tang Xinyu bowed slightly and looked at Yao Nan on my left. "Is your girlfriend? So beautiful."
I quickly shook my head like a rattle. "No, of course not! You misunderstood. Let me introduce it. This is Yao Nan, my deskmate at junior high school. We went to the main urban area together."
I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but when I denied it, the smile on Tang Xinyu’s face seemed to be brighter? She waved her hand gently at Yao Nan. “Hello, Yao Nan. I am Tang Xinyu from Class 2.”
"Yeah, hello, classmate Tang."
Yao Nan also responded with a smile. The two beauties smiled like flowers. Some people around were stunned. But I was stuck between them, but I didn't know why I felt like I couldn't sit or lie down. I always felt something was wrong. But I couldn't say it for a while. It was a bit like... the instinctive vigilance when I was about to encounter various dangers or powerful evil spirits when I was about to emerge! "By the way, Wu Chong, is there anyone sitting on your right? If there is no one, can I sit here?"
Before I could speak, Yao Nan smiled and said, "It's such a coincidence. Wu Chong's roommate seems to be sitting here. They came together just now."
I could only nod my head awkwardly. "Yes, my roommate Duan Xinyu, he went to the bathroom."
Actually, I was a little strange in my heart - Duan Xinyu's book was clearly placed on the table. Can't Tang Xinyu see it? I have to ask this more. "That's it..." Tang Xinyu's eyes flashed with a hint of disappointment, and she looked at our back row again - there were three consecutive seats left. She said to her two best friends and roommates. "Huahua, Xiaowen, we don't have to move forward anymore, just sit here, right? I think this distance is quite suitable. We can see the big blackboard in front clearly, and we won't look too close to the teacher and feel depressed."
The two girls looked at each other, and their faces showed meaningful smiles. The beggar Huahua deliberately said "ah". "I remember, when I first left the dormitory, who said he wanted to sit forward a little, the closer he got to the teacher, the better? Oh, it shouldn't be what Xinxin said, right?"
The man named Xiaowen nodded with a smile, "Okay, okay, no matter how our Xiao Xinxin says it makes sense. Then sit here!"
Tang Xinyu couldn't help but turn a little red, she glared at her two roommates and besties, and then sat silently in the row behind me. She opened her bag, took out a bottle of ice coke from it, and handed it to me. "Student Wu Chong, this is what I bought by the campus supermarket just now. I'll give you a drink."
Uh... I looked at the lychee-flavored juice that Yao Nan had just drank on the left side of the table. After hesitating, I reached out to take Tang Xinyu's iced Coke. After all, her expression and tone were too sincere. I felt that it was not good to refuse so bluntly in front of her friend. Under Tang Xinyu's eyes, I opened the bottle cap and took a big sip. "Thank you really, really. The Coke is delicious."
Then I turned around and put it on the right side of the table. Slap! I felt a slap on my left shoulder. "What?"
Yao Nan said in a stiff tone. "A mosquito flew on your shoulder just now, preparing to suck your blood. I'll slap it to death for you."
Are you sure? I looked at Yao Nan with a suspicious look. But considering that I have had such a deep friendship with her over the years, there is no need to lie to me in such a small matter, right? Maybe a mosquitoes have really flew in... So I approached Yao Nan and whispered in a voice that only we heard. "It's a pity that I'm not far from practicing martial arts boxing to the level of masters of [Chua Jin]. Otherwise, I wouldn't need your help. I don't even need to think about it myself, and the internal energy instinctively erupted, and directly killed the mosquitoes. The so-called state of [one feather cannot be added, and flies cannot fall]."
Yao Nan: "..." I don't know why, at this moment, I felt that her eyes looked at me like a fool! Soon, Duan Xinyu came back. He saw Tang Xinyu sitting in the back row, and was stunned for a moment. Then he looked at me with even more sad and angry eyes. After sitting down, he secretly wrote a sentence on the paper and handed it to me-[Damn you, you think that I, a single dog, was not abused enough]? But at this time, the class bell rang. The teacher had already turned on the book on the desk and started class...I
I also quickly began to listen carefully. Although I had no master's advice and asked me to take the first place in the exam again, this seemed to have become a kind of maintenance between me and my master. What's more, Cao Yunfeng's tragedy was right in front of me! Just because of my high level of metaphysics, strong magic, and low scientific and cultural literacy, I always looked down unconsciously when talking to my master. Moreover, I always had an idea in my mind. That is... "You must go to Shencheng in college, where the master left a lot of footprints!"
...It was half past five in the afternoon, and school was over. I packed up the textbooks and draft paper on the table. Suddenly, a voice sounded on the left and behind me at the same time. "Student Wu Chong, do you want to go to the cafeteria to have supper together?"
"Teacher-in-law, let's go to the cafeteria for dinner together!"
It was Yao Nan and Tang Xinyu who suggested going to the cafeteria to have dinner together. After they said it at the same time, they were still stunned. Then they looked at each other, smiled, and quickly added. "Or what if Xinyu doesn't mind, everyone will go together?"
"Or what if Yao Nan doesn't mind, everyone will go together?"
Uh... I was so angry that I was froze in my seat and didn't dare to move. To be honest, I was not a real fool. At this time, I was actually a little confused. But I was afraid that I was thinking too much! After all, many years later, there was a "common man" joke on the Internet. Although there was not at that time, sometimes there were quite a lot of boys who were self-indulgent. Anyway, no matter what, I just pretended to be confused! Pretending to be confused is always the face that I could not solve it with force.
The best way to solve the problem is also a great wisdom. Especially when the "opponent" is a woman... Although Yao Nan and Tang Xinyu are both smiling and the two beauties are pleasing to the eye, I still feel a chill on the back of my neck. I said with a tough bullet. "Well, haha, where is me... Our roommate in the dormitory made an appointment to not go to the cafeteria in the afternoon and go to the school for a dinner, so I will talk about it next time I have the chance. Old Duan, am I right?"
I hit him with my arm. "Oh, yes, yes. That's right. I made an appointment, my roommates have a dinner together."
After all the words were said, Yao Nan and Tang Xinyu did not insist anymore. They just asked me to bring the unfinished drinks. I stuffed them into my schoolbag and quickly took Duan Xinyu to escape... Mom! "Even if I face two zombies at the same time, they are not so troublesome, right?"
Chapter completed!