Chapter 205 Journey to the West(2/2)
"I am sworn brother." Sun Wukong replied casually.
"Then what, Wukong, do you still have contact with that sworn brother?" Tang Sanzang swallowed.
Sun Wukong thought for a while, "We will still contact you sometimes."
"Yes, that's it." Tang Sanzang wiped the non-existent sweat on his face.
Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and said to Guanyin: "Stop nagging! You chased me for three days and three nights. I didn't kill you because you were a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!"
Not far away from him, Tang Seng, who was sitting on the ground, raised his head with pure eyes and said, "Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?"
Sun Wukong glared at Tang Monk angrily: "Beep! Don't make any noise!"
Tang Monk sighed: "You scared me again!"
Outside the screen, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and probably White Dragon Horse looked at Tang Sanzang at the same time.
"Amitabha, it's all fake. As a teacher, I would never call Master Guanyin like that." Tang Sanzang shook his head.
"Then Master, have you ever called him that in private?" Zhu Bajie smiled obscenely.
"Wuneng, don't be rude to Bodhisattva." Tang Sanzang warned Zhu Bajie.
Lingshan, Guanyin continues to recite silently, I am Cihang, I am Cihang...
"Aren't you afraid of me? Why did you hurt Fairy Zixia and steal her Moonlight Box?" Guanyin asked Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong took out the Moonlight Box.
"Don't you just want to avoid me?" Guanyin continued to ask.
"Since I can't hide, I will fight to the death with you!" Sun Wukong threw the Moonlight Box and just hit Tang Monk.
"What are you doing again?" Tang Seng asked expressionlessly.
Just when Sun Wukong was about to attack Guanyin, Tang Monk's voice reached everyone's ears first, "Don't be angry, everyone. Being angry will violate the command of anger. Wukong, you are too naughty."
When everyone saw this, they found that Tang Monk was quite interesting.
"I told you not to throw things away. Throwing things is like this..."
When Sun Wukong saw this, he was stunned on the spot, and even dropped the golden cudgel in his hand to the ground.
"Look, you threw away the stick again before I finished speaking." Tang Monk came to Sun Wukong and continued to preach, "The Moonlight Box is a treasure, and if you throw it away, it will pollute the environment..."
Sun Wukong wanted to take back the moonlight treasure box handed to him, but Tang Monk had already stretched the moonlight treasure box to the other side and continued to preach, "Oh! What should I do if it hits the child?"
Sun Wukong stupidly continued to get it, but Tang Monk took the Moonlight Box back again and continued, "Even if it doesn't hit the children, it's not good if it hits those flowers and plants!"
Everyone watching the video was a little confused. This is Tang Sanzang? Why is it so weird?
It also cares about the environment!
Finally, Tang Seng turned to look at Sun Wukong. Seeing this, Sun Wukong grabbed the Moonlight Treasure Box in Tang Seng's hand and tried to snatch it. Tang Seng was confused, "What are you doing?"
"Let go!" Sun Wukong yelled angrily.
"You want it? If you want it, just say it!"
Sun Wukong listened to Tang Monk's sermon, his face dull.
"How would I know you wanted it if you didn't tell me? Even though you looked at me sincerely."
Sun Wukong gradually became impatient.
"But you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it?"
"Then take it." Tang Monk let go and Sun Wukong got the Moonlight Box.
"Don't you really want it?" Tang Seng continued, "Do you really want it?"
Outside the screen, Sun Wukong was furious, "I'm so annoyed!"
At the same time, Sun Wukong in the picture shouted, "Holy shit!" while taking the moonlight treasure box and hitting Tang Monk on the head.
The audience shouted in their hearts at the same time, "It's cool!"
"Um." Tang Sanzang saw the scene on the screen and felt a little scared for no reason, "Wukong, my master will not be like me in the movie."
Sun Wukong was very concerned, "I know this, otherwise you would have been beaten to death by my stick."
Tang Sanzang felt a chill on his back, Bodhisattva, what kind of disciple have you found for me?
"Made, I almost wanted to go up and beat him!" Nezha nodded while watching the video, "This holy monk is really a mortal."
"Have fun, keep beating him, this Tang Sanzang is really annoying!" Haotian was overjoyed.
"Your Majesty." Yaochi saw this and advised.
Haotian coughed lightly and said, "Keep reading."
Fairy Qingluan smiled and said, "Madam, it seems that this story is really a comedy, but this Tang Sanzang is too annoying."
"The happier you are at the beginning, the more miserable it will be later." Tu Shanhonghong is sober in the world.
"Honghong, don't be so disappointing!" Fairy Caiyun sighed, "Look at Susu!"
Tushan Honghong looked at where Fairy Caiyun was pointing. Tushan Susu was watching the video blankly, "Brother Monkey is so cute!"
"Sun Wukong..." Seeing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Sun Wukong's laughter.
"Hahaha... As you can see, this guy talks at length whenever he has nothing to do, "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, twitter, twitter, waiwai, it's like there's a fly all day long... buzzing buzzing... I'm sorry, it's not one, it's a bunch of flies surrounding you.
Ah!" Sun Wukong explained Tang Monk's annoyance and made an action to drive away flies.
Sun Wukong said in pain, "Fly into your ear, help! Help!"
Sun Wukong tossed and turned and screamed in pain.
People outside the screen felt that Sun Wukong's metaphor was still very appropriate.
Tang Sanzang was a little embarrassed. He wasn't so annoying, okay?
Sun Wukong saw what he was thinking and said: "You are not much better!"
Tang Sanzang felt a little worried, and then looked at Zhu Bajie.
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, "Master, actually what Brother Monkey said makes sense."
Bai Longma nodded subconsciously.
Tang Sanzang was even more heartbroken.
Sun Wukong in the picture continued, "So, I grabbed the fly, squeezed his belly, pulled out his intestines, and strangled his neck with his intestines..."
"Pull hard!" Sun Wukong concealed what he wanted to do with his hands, pretending to be a scene where Tang Monk might be suffocated.
"Everyone, the whole tongue is sticking out. I will raise the knife and drop it, wow!" Sun Wukong showed the cutting scene.
"This time is pure."
Mo Ranchen was stunned for a moment, "Will I be reported for teaching bad children?"
"Probably not, because even if you report it, you have nowhere to go." Long Mo thought for a moment.
"What if the saint doesn't like this movie?" Zhang Xiaofan suddenly said.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible." Mo Ranchen shook his head, "Even if the saint doesn't like it, he can't be so boring!"
Chapter completed!