0185【Thieves everywhere】(1/2)
The impact was not severe, it hit a tree head-on, and the airbag didn't even deploy.
"What's going on?" Zhu Guoxiang was shocked.
Ju Ming was still confused: "How do I know?"
Zhu Guoxiang found that his vision was a little blurry, so he subconsciously took off his glasses, and his vision suddenly became much clearer. He put on his glasses again, and his vision was blurry again, and said to himself: "My myopia of more than 500 degrees is a blur.
Is it okay to be hit in a car accident?"
"Who cares about your short-sightedness? Look at what's outside!" Zhu Ming pointed to the front and said.
Zhu Guoxiang looked forward and saw that the front of the car hit a tree trunk and a branch stretched out from the hood.
Rolling down the window, Zhu Guoxiang looked over, and was immediately shocked - the wheels were actually in the air, with an unknown depth of cliff below, and the entire car resting on a large tree fork.
Ju Ming was also observing through the rearview mirror, and he discovered that the rear end of the BMW was actually embedded in the rocks of the cliff, as if the car was growing out of the stone.
The father and son looked at each other, speechless.
After a long time, Ju Ming said: "Your white hair has turned black."
"Your mustache is gone!" Zhu Guoxiang exclaimed.
Ju Ming quickly pulled down the sun visor and looked at himself through the mirror.
His mustache was grown after becoming a self-media person, purely to appear mature. At this moment, the mustache disappeared without a trace, and the skin around his mouth was white and tender, as if he had suddenly returned to his boyhood.
Zhu Guoxiang was also looking in the mirror, and his changes were even greater - for a man over fifty, all the wrinkles on his face had disappeared, and his gray hair had turned jet black.
"Would you like a cigarette?" Zhu Guoxiang took out his cigarette case and wanted to puff away some smoke to calm down.
Ju Ming took the cigarette and put it in his mouth, lighting it while talking, with excitement in his tone: "I'm afraid... we have traveled through time."
"Time travel?" Zhu Guoxiang's eyes widened.
Ju Ming actually laughed: "Dean Zhu, you don't even know about time travel, do you?"
Zhu Guoxiang took a deep breath from his cigarette: "I watched "The Story of Qin", and I watched it with your mother. Are you grinning with joy at such an outrageous thing?"
Ju Ming smiled and said: "I must be happy. What's the point of modern society? I just don't know what world we have traveled to. It would be difficult to do things like martial arts and immortality. Cthulhu and steampunk are even more nonsense.
A world with low martial arts is the best, any fictional history is fine, it’s best if it’s a real dynasty. Wait a minute, I’ll call the system first.”
"What system?" Zhu Guoxiang really didn't understand this time.
System, system, come out quickly!
Zhu Ming recited the system several times silently, but there was no response in his head. He was a little disappointed: "It's not a system text, the difficulty has been increased."
Zhu Guoxiang had nothing to say to this heartless son and reminded him: "We have to find a way to get down. We can't stay on the cliff forever."
"You also need to bring supplies, don't starve to death just after crossing over." Ju Ming said and climbed into the back seat.
In the back seat of the car, in addition to the armor and sword, there was a large backpack containing snacks bought at the service area. There were also two power banks, a Sony camera for video shooting, and a Huawei laptop.
I definitely can’t bring that set of Heavenly King Armor with me. It weighs more than sixty kilograms and is just a burden when climbing a cliff.
The camera and laptop seemed to be of little use, so I left them in the car for now.
You can bring a power bank and use your mobile phone as a flashlight.
Zhu Ming picked up the sword and hung it on his waist, stuffed the power bank into his backpack, threw it all to his father, and then asked: "What are the New Year's goods in the trunk?"
Zhu Guoxiang took the backpack and replied: "Your uncle, your uncle, your sister-in-law, your uncle, your second uncle..."
"Please tell me the important point!" Zhu Ming quickly interrupted.
"For relatives and friends who are close to each other, each family has a bottle of Maotai, a piece of Chinese medicine, and a package of Longjing," Zhu Guoxiang said. "Your grandfather, grandpa, and grandma each have a pair of Foot Lijian shoes for the elderly. And the children of each family have already
For those who are studying but have not graduated, each person will receive a Hu pen. Your grandfather is restless and has to farm every year, so he asked me to bring him a pack of corn seeds. They are high-quality seeds and have just passed the acceptance inspection, and have not yet been put on the market in batches. By the way.
, and twenty pounds of sweet potatoes.”
Zhu Ming asked curiously: "What are you doing taking sweet potatoes home?"
Zhu Guoxiang explained: "The subject I taught has ended. The students have shared some. It tastes good. I will take it back to your aunt. She has always liked sweet potatoes."
Ju Ming folded down the back seat and started rummaging for what he needed.
They only took away the corn seeds, sweet potatoes and lake pens, and left all the remaining tobacco, wine and tea in the car.
Zhu Guoxiang asked: "Don't you want Maotai? If, like Xiang Shaolong, we travel back to ancient times, Maotai will definitely be able to sell it at a good price."
"What are you thinking?" Ju Ming said with disdain, "Who would drink your liquor except the Qing Dynasty? In all dynasties, literati drank rice wine and fruit wine. Liquor cannot be sold at high prices unless you transport it to the northern minority areas.
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Zhu Guoxiang said: "Bring the Zhonghua, I usually can't bear to smoke it."
Zhu Ming lay back and took a swipe, complaining: "You are also the deputy dean after all. I am an official and wear famous brands, but you are not willing to smoke Chinese until the Chinese New Year."
Zhu Guoxiang was too lazy to explain too much and stuffed Hubi, Zhonghua and corn seeds into his backpack.
"The old man's shoes are of no use and should not be exposed, but the laces can be untied to tie things up." Zhu Ming picked up the sword, "I'll get out of the car first to explore the road."
He opened the car door and drew his sword. The sword he bought for more than 30,000 yuan was used by Ju Ming as a woodcutter to clear the way.
He smoothly cut off the lush branches and leaves in front of him, carefully stepped on the branches, and cut off the shrub branches attached to the cliff to expose the soil and rocks inside. He judged: "The cliff is very steep. It is estimated to be 70 or 80 degrees. It is directly
It is impossible to go down. You must first walk sideways until you reach the gentle slope and then go down."
"Is there a place to stay?" Zhu Guoxiang asked the cat in the car.
Ju Ming said: "There are some raised rocks, and the stems of plants can also use them to borrow strength. If you take off your down jacket, it will get in the way. It is easy to cause problems when climbing the cliff while wearing it."
The father and son had no choice but to take off their coats. It was probably not winter since they traveled back in time, and they were already a little sweaty after covering them for so long.
Zhu Ming returned to the car, untied the shoelaces of the elderly shoes, and the plastic bags containing tobacco, wine, and tea, and tied them all together into a rope. Then, he tied the 20 kilograms of sweet potatoes with the bags and made a simple backpack hanging on it.
On the body.
The son carried sweet potatoes on his back and opened the way ahead with his sword.
The father carried other miscellaneous things on his back and followed carefully.
The walking speed was very slow, and every time he advanced one meter, he had to cut off excess plants. Only after he could see the situation clearly did Ju Ming dare to move forward step by step.
After half an hour of hard work, we only advanced about ten meters.
As they walked, Zhu Ming couldn't help but ask: "Dean Zhu, have you noticed that our physical strength has improved?"
Zhu Guoxiang was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "My physical strength has improved. I have been on the cliff for so long, and I can't even breathe."
"This is time travel Goldfinger!"
Zhu Ming felt happy and instantly felt more energetic.
After moving carefully for a long time, the slope of the cliff finally slowed down, from the previous seventy or eighty degrees to sixty or seventy degrees. It seemed that there was no difference in words, but it was much easier to walk on.
Save energy and physical strength.
Zhu Guoxiang had been observing plants. He said to his son: "We should still be in the Qinling Mountains."
Ju Ming asked: "How do you know?"
Zhu Guoxiang explained: "As we walked along, we were surrounded by large tracts of Qinling fir trees. This is a rare and endangered tree species unique to China. Although it is distributed in many provinces and cities, we were in the Qinling Mountains before crossing, and now we are probably in the ancient Qinling Mountains.
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"Anything in ancient times is fine, let alone the world of immortality." Ju Ming was very open-minded. He had long been tired of modern life and dreamed of traveling back to the Han and Tang Dynasties more than once.
Zhu Guoxiang pointed to the cliff beside him and saw ferns growing on the rocks: "This is Selaginella cypress, also known as the nine-death resurrecting plant. It can treat internal and external injuries and bleeding. Spring and summer are its growth period, and the leaves are unfolding.
In autumn, the leaves will gradually turn inward. Looking at the color of the leaves, they are bright green, so it is probably spring. It was winter before we traveled, but the season changed after we traveled."
Ju Ming digested it for a few seconds and then sincerely praised: "Dean Zhu, you are so awesome. I only knew you could farm before, but I didn't expect you actually knew botany!"
"A little bit involved." Zhu Guoxiang is quite proud of his professional abilities.
The father and son walked forward for more than 40 minutes, when a small platform appeared in front of them, which was a huge protruding rock.
Ju Ming sat down and said, "Eat something to replenish your strength."
Zhu Guoxiang opened his backpack and found two bags of pickled pepper chicken feet, two bags of Sichuan-style braised eggs, and two bottles of Wahaha purified water, and handed one to his son each.
Ju Ming asked: "Where are the melon seeds? I remember buying melon seeds in the service area."
Zhu Guoxiang quickly dug out the melon seeds, tore open the package and grabbed a handful, and handed the rest to his son.
Zhu Ming ate the chicken feet and braised eggs, and ate melon seeds with mineral water. While eating, he looked at the distant mountains, and suddenly felt that it was ridiculous: "What the hell is this? I traveled through time inexplicably."
"Yeah, I feel like I'm dreaming." Zhu Guoxiang was also speechless. After decades of hard work, he finally became the vice president.
What does it mean to travel to ancient times?
Although my mother passed away due to illness, my father is still alive.
The father and son suddenly couldn't find anything to say, so they sat there quietly eating melon seeds.
Probably because he drank too much mineral water, Zhu Ming felt the urge to urinate, so he stood up and poured water on a fir tree in front of him.
As soon as he took out the thing, before he could pee, Ju Ming was so frightened that he backed away, picked up his sword and shouted: "Fuck, what a big snake!"
But there was a big snake lying under the tree in front. It was quite big, resembling a python but not a python. The snake's body was hidden among the dead branches and leaves, and the few exposed parts had yellow and black patterns.
To be continued...