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Chapter 16 I can’t live any longer!(1/2)

 The barrage instantly burst into laughter!

‘Hahahahahaha what a smart game’

‘As expected of you, Golden Wind’

‘Is the winter melon’s nickname Xiaoliang?’

‘It’s okay to just fly out, hahahahahahaha…’

‘Brother Qie probably didn’t expect this child’s bones to be so strange’

‘It’s fun and has the beauty of a weirdo in disguise’

‘You know Jim Carrey’

‘How can anyone call their own baby sb hahahahahahaha’

'This game is really too abstract...'

The barrage was laughing so hard, but Liu Peiqie looked anxious!

We can’t let the winter melon die like this!

Otherwise, he should be your son!

"Winter Melon! Brother WOC, are you dead?"

Liu Peiqia hurriedly went downstairs, wanting to go around to the back garden to check on the winter melon.

But the door just opened!

I saw an unknown object flying towards me!

Like a gummy being pulled out, it slapped on his face.

Then I heard a strange cry from Winter Melon: "Ada!"

Wearing diapers, Winter Melon flew up and kicked Liu Peiqie!

"In the department! Daddy!!!"

You know, under Gu Sheng's instruction, this game did not conduct collision volume testing.

This also leads to its stress performance and collapse under a certain limit state.

Ever since——

Following the electric cannon flying kick of the diaper version of Donggua, Liu Peiqiao actually flew up!

Like a deflated balloon, it flew around the living room, and finally fell to the ground like a weak rag doll, spinning in circles.

All of a sudden!

The live broadcast room was filled with the voices of the two people exclaiming!

"Holy shit! Damn it, I'm flying! Help, help, help!!!"

"Damn, daddy is so handsome! Wuhu! My dad has ascended to heaven!!!"

The barrage made me laugh out loud——

‘‘Filial piety leads to strength’’

‘Hahahahahaha, father is kind and son is filial’

'Is this a game made by humans?'

‘There is a sense of beauty that can be achieved after studying animation for three years’

‘It’s so weird hahahahaha’

"My dad ascended to heaven and I laughed so hard. This game is so ridiculous."

‘Bringing a filial son’

‘Double hyperthyroidism’

‘Check the game designer’s mental state——’

'All I can say is that the program is very effective...'

'Hahahahahaha...'

Fun!

Winter Melon has never seen such an outrageous game, and the joy of mischief made him extremely excited!

Before Liu Peiqie could stand up, he jumped up with a big jump, and then ran straight to the refrigerator with the same running posture as Qi Xingzhong!

"Daddy! Daddy, I'm hungry! I have to eat something!"

As he spoke, Winter Melon stretched out his hand.

Logically speaking, given his size, he cannot pull the refrigerator handle.

but!

There is no common sense in this game.

The next second, I saw Winter Melon's two arms stretched instantly like brown candies. In an extremely outrageous posture, I pulled the door handle and opened the refrigerator.

"Wuhu! Let me see! Is there any rat poison in our refrigerator?"

Behind him, Liu Peiqia finally stood up.

As soon as I heard this, I rolled up and down on the spot, complaining and chasing the winter melon:

"How the hell did you open the door! Hey! Hey! You can't just eat whatever is in the refrigerator!"

"Don't worry! I have to make some hamburgers today! Hey, hey, hey!"

Why should Donggua care about Liu Peiqie? After all, if he succeeds in seeking death, he will be his father next!

Seeing that there was a hope of committing suicide, I saw the winter melon standing directly in the refrigerator, hurriedly grabbed the burger, and stuffed it into my mouth with the box attached!

"Eat! Damn it, I'm going to show off hard! I want to be a father when I'm reborn!"

One bite of refrigerated burger!

You can see that the satiety of winter melon increased by one-fifth in an instant, but it showed a green poisoned state!

Liu Peiqia’s expression immediately changed!

"Don't! Don't eat, don't eat! Damn it! Put down the turtle and eat it! You are going to die!"

"Impossible! I'll just eat it! Just show off!"

Winter Melon laughed evilly and was already in a state of hyperthyroidism!

"I can't save me even if I come here! I won't survive today!!!"

Liu Peiqie was going crazy, watching as the poisonous state of winter melon was about to reach full.

In a hurry, he subconsciously wanted to pick up the winter melon to interrupt all the baby's suicide attempts.

But unexpectedly, something went wrong while busy.

By accident, my hand touched the refrigerator door!

"Hey, hey, fuck, don't-!!!"

Bang!

In an instant, Liu Peijia’s desperate shouting sounded in the live broadcast room——

"Oh shit! I pressed the wrong button! Why the hell did I close the refrigerator door!"

The barrage made me laugh like crazy——

'Hahahahahaha he even closed the refrigerator door!'

‘Brother Qie: You die too slowly, let me help you’

‘The main thing is a harmonious family’

‘Dad is most in danger when there is no danger’

'Hahahahahahaha, how many steps do you need to close the refrigerator with your son?'

‘There’s really nothing we can do to save you now’

‘This game is really too hyperthyroid’

‘I laughed so much that tears came out of my eyes hahahahaha’

‘This game is so damn stupid’

‘Although it’s perfunctory, it’s also fascinating and fun’

‘Brother Qie is pure and stupid’

‘Maybe Brother Qie closed the refrigerator door on purpose? (dog head)’

‘Just to be a son, right (funny)’
To be continued...
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