"Aping stayed out all night last night. It seems that he and his female netizen have become friends!"

"It goes without saying that the 'One Leaf Knows Autumn' chose to come all the way to Lin'an on Christmas Eve, so he must have that kind of meaning."

"I never thought that Aping would be the first among us to become a man."

"I wonder what that 'One Leaf Knows Autumn' looks like. He should be pretty good. Otherwise, A Ping will not come back."

"It seems like he won't go back to the dormitory today. Let's sign him in for class later!"

"..."

While everyone was talking about this matter, the dormitory door was pushed open again.

Accompanied by a gust of cold wind, I saw Zeng Kaiping walking into the dormitory.

"Aping, aren't you meeting a netizen? Why are you back so early?"

Everyone couldn't help but be surprised.

It stands to reason that today is Christmas, and even if Zeng Kaiping skips class, he will spend it with "One Leaf Knows Autumn".

The spirited young man is like a walking zombie, with a dull and lost look on his face, very much like Wei Xiaobao after he was conquered by Princess Jianning.

After everyone shouted several times, he woke up as if from a dream.

"Ah, what are you talking about?"

"We asked why you returned to the dormitory so early?"

"Stop talking!" Zeng Kaiping's eyes were dull, completely losing his usual energetic demeanor.

He gritted his teeth: "I was deceived by Yiye Zhiqiu. That woman is 160..."

"What's wrong with 160? It's not short anymore!"

People are saying that you don’t even look at your own condition. You are only less than 1.7 meters tall. Are you still looking for a long-legged supermodel?

It would be great if a girl over 160 likes you. Okay, what kind of bike do you want...

"I'm talking about weight!"

Zeng Kaiping was distraught.

"Chi!"

Cai Wensheng, who was drinking water, squirted out all the water.

"What, what, weight?"

Everyone was frightened.

"That's right, she told me on QQ that she was 160cm. Who would have thought that it wasn't her height? She is only 1.5 meters tall!"

The spirited young man is about to cry.

When we were young, our math teachers told us that when writing answers, we must pay attention to quantifiers. This is very important.

The teacher’s teachings are never wrong.

Everyone suddenly realized.

No wonder this kid looks like his emotions have been toyed with.

"Then why didn't you go back to the dormitory last night?"

Hou Yongjin got the idea right.

Only then did everyone wake up.

Logically speaking, after encountering such a blow and shattering all good hopes, Zeng Kaiping should have returned last night.

Could it be that he went to drink to drown his sorrows by himself?

But I don’t smell alcohol either!

"I went to the hotel with her, and she paid for it."

The energetic young man’s words almost made everyone faint.

This is a tank with a height of 150cm and a weight of 160cm. If you just run over her and run away without turning around, you can actually get a room with her!

How dare you!

They all wondered if Zeng Kaiping had any special hobbies.

"Fourth brother, don't you know how to play ball?"

Cai Wensheng asked weakly.

This is also a question that everyone in the dormitory has.

"Oh, we've come here, it's such a long way."

Zeng Kaiping let out a long sigh: "It would be too unkind for me to leave."

Everyone is drunk.

There is nothing kind or unkind about this.

Are you running for the best online dating model of the century?

Only Su Zelin was very calm. He had already expected the result.

I don’t know why, the spirited guy has a special affinity for being a tank.

If you put a keyboard in front of him and let him press it casually with his eyes closed, among the twenty-six letters, he is most likely to press the F key.

Sometimes metaphysics really seems to exist, and no one can explain it!

As for why Zeng Kaiping didn’t leave, but went to the hotel with his female netizen?

This is the same reason why fishing should never be done by the Air Force.

It may sound unbelievable, but it does exist.

For example, a short video Su Zelin saw on a certain website in his previous life.

A certain tank sat beside the bed, giggling like an old hen: "Shall I go then?"

The person who shot the video also sighed deeply.

That sigh was very much like Zeng Kaiping’s today.

As much helplessness and regret as it contains, it also contains as much determination and no hesitation.

There is no way, this is the world, this is the world.

I have to finish the sex appointment with tears in my eyes!

"From today on, if I, Zeng Kaiping, continue to date online, the sky will thunder and I will die!"

The spirited young man swore to the sky that at this moment, he seemed to have seen through the world of mortals and his heart was filled with despair.

However, Su Zelin didn't even believe in a single punctuation mark.

Everyone has obsessions in their hearts.

Huang Panpan’s obsession is herself, and her obsession is Qin Shiqing and her family.

Lao Feng’s obsession is to be an official, A Cong’s obsession is to be an internet celebrity, Teacher Chen’s obsession is to have a camera...

Zeng Kaiping’s obsession is online dating.

Not to mention firing the tank once, even if he fired it ten or a hundred times, he would still continue to fish online.

The mystery of the online dating partner revealing his true identity is too exciting for the spirited guy. The attraction is unparalleled and he will never be depressed because of a setback.

So, just listen to this flag.

Zeng Kaiping didn't go to class, and he wasn't in the mood to have breakfast. He fell asleep when he returned to the dormitory.

Such a heavy blow obviously caused great trauma to his young mind. His emotions were so depressed that it was normal for him to feel depressed for a while.

Everyone said that Sister Li, the worst he could do was help respond when the instructor called on her name.

After sleeping in the dormitory until about three o'clock in the morning, Zeng Kaiping got up out of bed in a daze. He was suffocated to wake up.

When going to the restroom, the spirited boy still walks with his hands on the wall.

On the one hand, the wine has not fully sobered up, but there are other reasons.

Mud, that tank is too powerful.

My eighteen years of savings all evaporated overnight, it’s so hard to bear!

After draining the water, his mouth felt dry, so he poured a few glasses of water down his stomach and felt better.

I sat on the edge of the bed in a daze for a while, then suddenly remembered something, and the energetic boy's eyes suddenly widened.

By the way, didn’t I swear during my morning run that I was willing to pay the price of accidentally soaking twenty tanks in exchange for the face and tongue of my third brother?

It seems that the oath may have come true!

This is both a bad thing and a good thing!
To be continued...