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Extra If Tang San travels to modern times(1/2)

city.

On a construction road on Chenghua Avenue in Erxianqiao, a strange man wearing a blue robe and holding a harpoon in his hand appeared.

"You dare to block the way of my Poseidon. If I am in a good mood now, apologize to me immediately. I can still forgive you for your sin of disrespecting the god!"

"You little kid, hurry up and get lost. You are wearing colorful clothes and standing in the middle of the road with a fork. Where are you performing? If you want to sell, go and sell elsewhere. Don't disturb my work!"

At this time, on a road under construction, Tang San, the hydrogen god king, was holding a harpoon and glaring at the metal monster in front of him.

The metal monster is yellow and black, with a cylindrical roller in the front, and a person seems to be sitting inside.

Seeing Tang San's figure, Master Wang was also very irritated. He had already been annoyed enough by eating cold skin and getting sick to his stomach today, and now there was a weirdo with a harpoon in his hand, interrupting his work at the intersection and talking nonsense.

If it wasn't a crime of murder, he really wanted to run him over in one fell swoop.

Seeing that Master Wang didn't respect him, Tang San's expression turned cold. In his eyes, Master Wang already had a way to kill him, so he immediately opened the Killing God Domain and the Blue Silver Domain.

A moment later, what puzzled Tang San was that his two major areas had been opened, but not only Master Wang, but also the nearby passers-by seemed to have no reaction at all.

"Boy, do you want to get out of here? If you don't, I'll kill you." Master Wang finally got angry. He gently moved the joystick, intending to drive the steamroller over to scare Tang San.

However, when Tang San saw the roaring sound of this steel monster, he didn't retreat at all, but rushed forward, stabbing directly at the bottom of the steamroller with the Poseidon Trident.

In Tang San's eyes, this kind of monster had absolutely no defense underneath. As long as he stabbed it, he would definitely kill it with one blow, and then he would slowly deal with the rude guy above.

But Tang San was obviously wrong. His Poseidon Trident was crushed into powder by the roar of the steel monster.

Tang San's eyes were about to split when he saw this: "How dare you destroy my Poseidon Trident..."

"! It was very dangerous just now. How did your mother teach you?"

Seeing this scene in front of him, Master Wang was even more angry. Most people would have been scared to run away when they saw this formation. This boy actually stabbed the fork under the steamroller. He was really desperate for his life.

"How dare you insult my late mother? You already have a way to die!"

Master Wang's words touched Tang San's g-spot, and he immediately revealed the Tang Sect's hidden weapon, Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus, vowing to kill the rude guy in front of him.

The Buddha's Angry Fire Lotus shot out from Tang San's hand and landed directly on the steamroller. Suddenly, the explosion of fire and sound resounded on the steamroller. However, how could the fine steel made by the national industry be destroyed by the Tang Sect's hidden weapon?

"Wow!" Not only Master Wang, but also the passers-by who were watching were frightened.

"Boy, why are you throwing firecrackers under my steamroller? Is there something wrong with your head?" Master Wang cursed angrily.

Although the explosion just now was probably worse than the sound of firecrackers, for the people who were used to living a peaceful life and just... just stayed on TV, Tang San's actions just now obviously caused a certain amount of...

p: Violation, forced to modify.

Faced with Master Wang's scolding and the continuous failure of his attacks, Tang San's expression suddenly changed. Not only did the steel monster easily crush his trident, but the Buddha's Angry Tang Lotus exploded on it without causing any damage. Obviously, this

It has exceeded his expectations.

After much thought, Tang San decided to give in and said: "Sir, I salute you as senior. You can kill me directly now, but do you dare to make a bet with me that we will come back in three days to decide the outcome?"

"..." Master Wang has a black line on his head.

However, at this time, Master Wang had no intention of listening to Tang San's words. After all, this guy's behavior was too weird. He was dressed in fancy clothes and had long hair like a woman. One moment he was cursing and attacking, and the next moment he acted like a gentle man.

, I'm afraid some mental hospital didn't keep an eye on him and let him run out.

Master Wang quickly took out his mobile phone and called:

"Hello? Police station? This is Bridge Avenue. There is a lunatic who is obstructing the construction on the road. He also uses firecrackers to blow up the roller. Please come over quickly. You'd better call the people from the mental hospital!"

Even though Tang San didn't cause any actual damage, doing something like this in a downtown area was enough to attract the attention of the police.

Soon, sirens blared loudly, and several police cars flashed red and blue lights, surrounding the block where Tang San was located.

"Are they reinforcements again? It seems we can only find a way to escape."

While Tang San was thinking about it, the ghost shadow walked at full speed and instantly found a gap to cross over. However, Tang San didn't notice that it was a lane leading to the highway.

"squeak--"

A Dongfeng heavy-duty truck was driving forward. Master Li didn't know yet that someone was rushing in his direction.

"It seems we can only give it a try!" Tang San thought to himself as he looked at the other steel monster in front of him and took up an attacking stance.

Tang San believed that with his own god-king strength, Dacheng's mysterious jade hands, and controlling cranes and capturing dragons, even if he couldn't kill this steel monster, he could at least suppress it and then take care of it.

The next second, only a bang was heard.

Tang San seemed to have miscalculated again. The moment Tang San's hand touched the front of the car, he clearly heard the sound of "Kacha", which was the sound of bones breaking. Immediately afterwards, this breaking started from

The hand spread to the whole body.

"Peng——————", the sound of the metal head colliding with the gun covered up the sound of broken bones, and blue-black blood spurted into the sky.

Tang San was directly hit by the truck and flew hundreds of meters away. He spun around in the sky several times before falling down. The ground was covered in red and white. It looked like he would not survive.

"Xiao Wu..." These were the last two words Tang San could say before he died.

end

"Our news report said that today an unidentified man provoked the driver of a road roller for no reason on the street and tried to attack with homemade firecrackers, causing a large-scale... The man then tried to escape and was hit by a Dongfeng heavy truck that was traveling normally.

, died on the spot, please see the detailed report below..."

p:Modified.

For people, the death of this "Lord Poseidon" is just one more material in the news.

…………

On a campus in the city, a man with a harpoon in his hand appeared.

"Boy, I'll count to three and leave Xiao Wu's side, otherwise..."

"Xiao Wu, is this your ex-boyfriend? He's wearing something weird. He looks like he just came back from the Comic Con."

Brother Li looked at the strangely dressed man in front of him with suspicion, and asked the girl next to him doubtfully.

"Brother Li, don't talk nonsense. I have never been in love before I dated you." The girl named Xiao Wu was also speechless when she saw Tang San. She had always focused on studying when she was in school, and she didn't start until she went to college.

She was in a relationship, and now a guy came out and talked nonsense all the time, which made her very irritated, not because he was being messy, but because he was afraid that this would cause unnecessary resentment between Brother Li and her.

"No! You are my Xiao Wu, the 100,000-year-old soft-bone rabbit in the Star Dou Forest, and the wife of my Poseidon Tang San. When you died, I was devastated. Fortunately, God has eyes, so let

I found you here."

At this time, Brother Li and Xiao Wu's expressions were obviously looking at a mental patient. If his strange clothes could be interpreted as an ER before, then his deranged behavior now made them think that this person was not

If there is no treatment in the late second stage of middle school, it means you are really sick.

Of course, regardless of whether this person is sick or not, Brother Li and Xiao Wu no longer want to waste time with him at this time.

"Xiao Wu, let's go. I think this kid has some mental problems." Brother Li directly took Xiao Wu's hand and left.

Tang San's eyes turned cold. This kid in front of him had no respect for him and dared to hold Xiao Wu's hand. At this time, Brother Li already had a way to kill him in Tang San's eyes.

"Boy, I told you to leave Xiao Wu..." Tang San was about to pick up the Poseidon Trident and kill Brother Li directly, but two tall figures suddenly appeared and held him down.

"Xiao Ma, Lao Huo!" Brother Li saw that the people coming were his two roommates, who usually have a good relationship with each other.

"Brother Li, you still don't believe me when I say that Xiao Wu is a beauty and a disaster. Look, is she being harassed by a pervert?"

"Disgusting!" Ah Wu's face turned a little red, how could you praise someone for using your beauty to bring disaster?

"Brother Li, how are you going to deal with this kid? Anyway, there is surveillance and there are people watching. He is harassing him. Even if he is beaten by us, we are not violating discipline."

Tang San was filled with anger when he saw their happy faces, and when he saw those two people, he became even more excited.

One of these two people looks very much like his son-in-law Huo Yuhao, and the other looks very much like his brother Ma Hongjun.

"Huo Yuhao, how dare you be so disrespectful to your father-in-law!" Tang San's face darkened and he said angrily.

"Pa!" Lao Huo immediately gave Tang San a big mouth. Although he was also very curious about who that Huo Yuhao was, Tang San dared to insult him like this in public, thinking that he was easy to bully?

"Are you my father-in-law? I'm still your father!"

Tang San was slapped on the face, looked at the pony on the side and said: "Ma Hongjun, we are brothers. The Shrek Seven Devils were famous all over the world back then, and you treat me like this now?"

"Bang!" A heavy punch hit Tang San in the stomach, causing him to retching.

"My name is not Ma Hongjun, and I am not a brother to you. What about Shrek? Have you watched too many movies and become stupid?"

The conflict between several people quickly attracted the attention of other students. When they learned that this strangely dressed man was actually harassing girls in the school, the students suddenly became furious.

Raindrop-like fists and leg shadows fell on Tang San, but Tang San was unable to counterattack even half a point. Even the killing field had no effect on them.

Soon, everyone who was satisfied with the beating dispersed, leaving Tang San with his beaten clothes in tatters and a bruised nose and face.

Even his Poseidon Trident was interrupted.

"You just wait for me...I am Tang San, the God of Poseidon and Shura God." In Tang San's heart, these students, as well as this school, have been included in the must-die list.



In the dead of night, after using Xuantian Gong to regulate his breathing and heal his injuries, Tang San came to a building. There were many iron cans beside the building.

"Let's destroy this building first. I want you to know how powerful I am, the God of the Sea, Tang San. No one who offends me will have a good ending."

Tang San had already thought about it in his heart. Those students were begging for mercy when faced with the power of his gods, and that Brother Li dared to occupy his Xiao Wu. Tang San wanted him to realize that he could not live but die.

The taste!
To be continued...
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