Chapter 490 Fake battery?(1/2)
In less than half an hour, there was an incident about battery spontaneous combustion, and only the public opinion about the spontaneous combustion of WP mobile phones was pushed to the forefront of Mate.
In order to push this public opinion to the hot search list, Edward Platt spent more than 10 million US dollars.
The money was paid to a company registered in the Bermuda Triangle called Pirates of the Caribbean Media.
Pirates of the Caribbean?
Robbery?
no.
They are robbers on the sea.
Aren’t trolls just like robbers on the Internet?
This company was established by Cao Mang and Xue Zhihe.
Mainly used to make extra money.
I can earn hundreds of millions of dollars twenty or thirty times a year. Isn't this much more comfortable than robbing a bank?
You must know that only the naval forces controlled by Cao Mang and Xue Zhihe are legal.
If other trolls cause trouble, you will be blocked immediately.
Monopoly business is fun.
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"Regarding the spontaneous combustion incident of the mobile phone, our team conducted an in-depth investigation and found that there are many doubts about this matter.
We suspect that there is no safety issue with Kirin batteries.
You must know that Kirin batteries are not only used in mobile phones, but also in many products.
For example, laptops from major brands.
According to our survey, there are five brands of laptops using Kirin batteries.
Dell, IBM, HP, Asus, Samsung.
If there is really something wrong with the Kirin battery.
Why haven't laptops spontaneously ignited?
In addition to notebooks, many products also use Kirin batteries.
Why do other products not spontaneously ignite?
Why do spontaneous mobile phone combustion incidents all over the world occur on WP phones?
This shows that the real problem is probably not the Kirin battery.
As we all know, WP mobile phones consume higher power than ordinary mobile phones due to design problems.
Its temperature is also higher than that of ordinary mobile phones.
High temperature will cause the internal structure of the battery to balance, causing the phone to spontaneously ignite.
Therefore, we suspect that the real murderer of this spontaneous combustion incident is the wp platform.
In addition, we have also received reports on spontaneous combustion cases of mobile phones.
According to reports, spontaneous combustion of mobile phones is caused by high temperatures.
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This tweet by Bala Bala of World Truth Studio says a lot.
Netizens were also stunned.
However, judging from the current evidence and reality, it is really not Kirin Battery’s fault.
“I think this blogger’s analysis is reasonable, why only WP mobile phones spontaneously combust.
Other products don’t have this situation?”
"Wp mobile phones are cheap, but there are no good products when they are cheap. Sometimes the temperature is high enough to boil eggs."
“Funny Face/Can’t Intel’s CPU always cook eggs?”
"If you use a computer CPU on a mobile phone, you think you are Kirin Technology. Intel's technology is too high on the crotch."
"Haha, everyone is using reduced instruction set mobile phone CPUs, but Intel is the only one that uses x86 architecture as mobile phone CPUs.
It would be strange if there is no problem.”
"After hearing what everyone said, I don't dare to use my WP phone anymore. What if my phone spontaneously ignites while sleeping?"
"I think we wrongly blamed Kirin Battery. Kirin Group is a great technology company, how could it possibly make problematic products."
"Are the people upstairs from China Chinese?"
"So what, Qilin's products are indeed good."
"Is there a professional team to conduct a security test on WP mobile phones?"
"Yes, has anyone conducted a comprehensive inspection? If it is really a problem with WP, we can ask Intel to file a claim."
If Craig Barrett saw this tweet, he would be so angry that he would vomit blood.
WP was developed by us together with Microsoft.
Why only seek compensation from us and not from Microsoft?
Netizen: Because the hardware is made by your toothpaste factory, and Microsoft only makes software systems. Could it be that the system will spontaneously ignite?
_(′?`‖∠)_
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The incident soon reached the ears of Bill Gates.
But Bill wasn't very angry.
As netizens said, the main responsibility is not Microsoft. How could the system cause the battery to spontaneously combust?
Besides, Bill Gates has already found a way out for himself.
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Craig Barrett also received the message.
"Damn, Edward and the others must have done this." Craig Barrett looked at the monitor with red eyes and said.
If this matter continues.
The Consumers Association will definitely investigate this matter.
Intel will definitely have to pay a huge price to resolve this matter.
"Find me relevant experts immediately to investigate this matter." Craig Barrett called his confidant and said.
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November 6, 2005, China time.
Shenzhen Hotel.
He Xuehao, Xu Lihua, Li Dongsheng and others gathered together for breakfast in the morning to exchange the information they had obtained.
The information they obtained was the same as that of the netizen mate.
"In other words, the spontaneous combustion of the battery is most likely caused by the overheating of the WP platform?" He Xuehao looked at several people in confusion and said.
"We have done tests on the WP platform. The Kirin battery can withstand temperatures up to 80 degrees. It cannot be caused by overheating of the platform." Xu Lihua shook his head.
"This is obviously a ghost-fighting thing, maybe it was done by the Saipan Alliance." Li Dongsheng said after taking a sip of tea.
"It's unlikely that it was done by Saipan." Xu Lihua said.
If it really comes to this, it would already be a fight, and capital will not allow such a thing to happen.
This time they were really confused.
Which link is the problem?
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Kirin Taobao.
Quality Supervision Department.
When Guo Jiamin randomly checked the products of a merchant, he found that there was a problem with the outer packaging of the merchant's products.
The outer packaging printing of this product is very poor, and the weight of the product is also problematic.
Guo Jiamin took a piece of the same product from the table nearby.
Then he looked at it with a magnifying glass.
He found that the printing quality of the products in question was very poor, and then he put the two products on an electronic scale to weigh them.
Good guy.
To be continued...