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Chapter 15: Please, lady, please lean your head slowly over(1/2)

 Meng Bo poured it neatly.

Li Suijiu was shocked by Meng Bo's operation.

So, if you don’t want to watch or listen, you just want to faint directly?

Sure enough, I have experience!

Looking at the 'girl' floating in front of the yard next door, Li Suijiu found that her appearance looked extremely familiar.

The exquisite facial features and narcissus-like temperament look extremely refined under the light of the purple moon.

Isn’t this ‘Qian’er’?

However, this 'Qian'er' is obviously a little young.

He looks like he is only about twelve years old at most, his face is quite immature, and his figure is also undeveloped, making him look ordinary.

But Qian'er, who met him last night, has begun to take shape, and the two cannot be compared.

What's more, this 'Qian'er''s face is also paler, and her whole body exudes a 'ghost aura' that is hard to conceal.

Li Suijiu's hand silently touched the woodcutter behind his waist.

At this moment, the girl floated towards his position, and while floating back, she said to Li Suijiu: "Jiu Lang, I'm here to meet you."

"???"

It's so old that I don't know how to spit it out.

Winemaker?

Why don’t you add a rice bag at the back?

Li Suijiu calmed down and stood there waiting for the other party to come and deliver.

The girl floated to the door of the wooden fence, and said with a clever smile: "Drunkard, I'm here, why don't you open the door to welcome me?"

"Don't you have any hands?" Li Suijiu replied.

"Oh."

The girl was stunned for a moment, but she still pushed the wooden door open.

He slowly walked up to Li Suijiu and lowered his head shyly: "Jiu man, let's go into the house. Qian'er will serve you well tonight."

"How do you want to serve me?" Li Suijiu asked.

"Of course it's like that...that way..." The girl stroked her chest with her hand.

"What kind?"

"Jiu Lang, what's wrong with you? Don't you know me? I'm Miss Nie Mansion, we were engaged!" The girl looked a little embarrassed.

Oh, return it to Miss Nie Mansion!

You are so ghostly, how dare you pretend to be my Qian'er?

Li Suijiu has now officially confirmed that this product is fake.

Either it is Zhao Si who transformed, or it is a new ghost who wants to suck his own yang energy with his poor acting skills.

So, he raised the corner of his mouth and said: "Haha, I'm just joking with Qian'er. How could I not know my wife? Come on, please, please slowly lean your head over to your husband's shoulder."

"Come closer? Is that so?"

"Yes, that's it. If you get closer, I will love you so much tonight!"

"Okay!"

The girl smiled and leaned her head closer.

Li Suijiu also smiled and looked at the ghost head that was given to him for free.

Cut it down in one stroke.

A cold light flashed.

The girl's head fell to the ground, with a shy smile on her face.

As for the body?

Under the impact of powerful force, he knelt under Li Suijiu's arms.

Unfortunately, the head is gone.

Otherwise, the posture is just right.

Looking at the girl's body kneeling on the ground and the scraps of paper exposed around her neck, Li Suijiu was stunned for a moment, and then his face darkened.

"Tong Xiaotang!!!"

"No, the secret is exposed!!"

Outside the wall, a crisp voice sounded.

Then, another voice sighed: "Hey, something went wrong, and I said this won't work!"

"What's not working? You obviously agree with my method? And you said the crueler the better!"

"There's nothing wrong with the method, but there's something wrong with the paper man."

"What's wrong with the paper figures? My paper-tying skills are very good, they look exactly like the ones in the portrait!"

"It looks quite similar, but..."

"You two, are you having an affair here?"

A voice sounded on the wall.

"Having an affair? Me and him/her?"

The two people who were chatting happily started shouting almost at the same time.

Then, both of them looked at the scholar in blue shirt standing on the wall.

Under the purple moon, the scholar's blue shirt flutters, and he is very handsome. The woodcutter in his hand is even more cold. The only problem is that his face is not very good.

Li Suijiu saw clearly that the two people under the wall were Bi Twelve and Tong Xiaotang.

Just like last night, Bi Twelve was still wearing a bamboo hat and black clothes.

The same goes for Tong Xiaotang. The skirt on her body is no longer visible, but her loli figure is still easy to recognize.

The difference is...the breasts are gone?

"What should we do now? Do it directly?" Tong Xiaotang's eyes flashed fiercely.

Naturally, I didn’t say this to Li Suijiu.

Bi Twelve glared at Tong Xiaotang: "I haven't seen any ghosts, so why do you do anything?"

"But isn't our task to control Li Huaijin? Now that he is in front of us, can't we take action?" Tong Xiaotang asked again.

"Ahem!"

Bi Twelve coughed twice.

Then, he finally turned his attention to Li Suijiu: "Li Huaijin, don't get me wrong."

"I didn't misunderstand, you want to do something to me." Li Suijiu said in a bad tone, holding the woodcutter in his hand firmly.

"Yes, we do want to do something to you...Oh, no, we definitely don't mean to knock you out or control you...Ahem, I mean...we are just passing by, do you believe it?"
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I believe you!

Li Suijiu had a dark look on his face: "What's the matter with you two coming here?"

"Nothing!" Bi Twelve answered quickly this time.

"It's okay, you make a paper man pretending to be my wife?" After Li Suijiu finished speaking, he pointed to Uncle Meng who was lying on the ground in the yard next door: "Uncle Meng next door was scared to death by you."
p>

"This is an accident." Bi Twelve was a little helpless.

"Yes, it's already dark, and this old man still runs out. You can't blame me!" Tong Xiaotang looked innocent.

Looking at the two people, it was obvious that they had something on their mind, but they refused to say it outright. Li Suijiu was too lazy to talk to these two people and asked directly: "What are you two doing?"

"It's okay!"

"So, are you really having an affair here?"

"Yes, it's an affair. Didn't you discover this?" After Bi Twelve finished speaking, he glanced at Tong Xiaotang: "Right, Xiaotang."

"Yes, we are having an affair." Tong Xiaotang was very smart and immediately understood what Bi Twelve meant.

"..." Li Suijiu.

How about playing?

Bi Twelve obviously noticed that Li Suijiu didn't believe it, and immediately changed the topic: "By the way, why is Li Huaijin here?"
To be continued...
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