"No holidays! No Christmas!"

"Boy, let me tell you this. We men in black don't have any holidays! Anything!!"

Z took two steps forward and stared at the guy in front of him who had just been at work for two days and had completed a task that was not considered a task, and had been making noise about taking a vacation and asking for a raise!

He didn't understand what organization the other party thought they were in black, and the kind of federal police force with poor discipline and fat food?!

“In fact, we only seem to have one kind of vacation, that is sick leave!”

"If you are injured by an alien but are lucky enough to die, you will undoubtedly enjoy the best medical services and medical leave... At other times, all agents must be on standby for twenty-four hours until the day you die or when you are old enough to work?"

Z grinned without any concealment, ruthlessly hitting the black-faced thorn in front of him, and preparing to enjoy the other person's expression that might make him feel relaxed and happy.

"What?!"

"God...how can you?!"

J was shocked. For the first time, he felt that he seemed to accidentally enter the evil lineup of a pyramid scheme organization?

Look, this job as a man in black agent not only has unknown salary, no holidays, but also has an outrageous twenty-four-hour system, but also allows entry and exit. Is there any human rights in this world?!

“…”

At this time, without waiting for J to continue to say something, K, who was beside him, stepped forward and hugged his assistant's shoulder, and dragged the other party to the outside of the boss Z's office with force.

"Don't waste time, it's time for us to go out for missions now..."

After nodding to his boss, K almost half-pulled and mopped the floor and forcibly dragged his new assistant away from the office...

"Hey! k, let me go!"

"Let me speak well with that damn old man... He bullies people too much... Let him wait. I will definitely report him to the union. He will wait to receive the lawyer's letter, he..."

J still shouted indignantly, and thus gained the curious and puzzled eyes of many employees and agents of the past men in black.

"Okay! Save it!"

"j, I have to remind you that our organization is not under the jurisdiction of any federal department, and the courts will definitely not find us, because we are just a group of people who do not exist in this world. No one except us knows our existence!"

"And, unfortunately, there is no union of any kind in our organization..."

K sighed. He didn't know if it was a wise choice to find this thorny policeman to be his assistant, his partner, and his future successor after retirement?

However, now that thinking that kind of thing is useless, it is important for them to continue to perform tasks!

Moreover, maybe one of them died at some point, and then, he might not have to worry about the troublesome things like successors.

"No union? How can that be?!"

J expressed surprise that such a large organization did not seek benefits for workers, staff, agents and agents?

"or……"

"Boss k, how about we organize one? I am the president of the union, you are an operator, you are familiar with this place, and then you invite others to join, and then we can negotiate directly with that old man! "

A new man in black began to think about it...

"Given the dangers of our work, I think he has to give us at least three to four days off a week and his salary will be doubled, what do you think?"

In j's opinion, the danger of the profession of the man in black must be no less than that of going to places like Iraq or Africa and Syria to work as mercenaries, so high salary, high welfare, and affordable living conditions and holidays are definitely essential!

"You're thinking too much!"

"Come with us now, we need to go on the mission as soon as possible. Xie Lailong is not a good guy to deal with!!"

K doesn't plan to say too much, because the guy in front of him has just been applying for a few days from the disorganized New York Police Force. After a while, after a few more tasks, this guy can see the dangers and necessities of this job, and how much the earth needs the protection and maintenance of these people, the other party will definitely calm down and work hard until retirement!

Of course, it is also possible that you can’t retire, but you may die halfway through if you don’t know which day you accidentally die?

"God..."

"Boss k, how did you endure it over the years? Haven't you ever thought about protesting anything?!"

A job without a holiday, I have worked for thirty or forty years, and I have never complained, which makes J very puzzled.

“…”

"You will understand later..."

“!!”

"But I figured it out now, I don't think I can wait for the future!"

"I can't explain it clearly now."

"How can you know that you can't explain it clearly before?"

“…”

Click!

"Stop talking nonsense, get in the car!!"

He quickly walked out of the headquarters elevator of the man in black, nodded to the black suit guard sitting on a chair reading newspaper and eating fast food, and then pushed open the door and walked out, pointing to the black classic car parked in the parking space outside, and said to an assistant beside him who complained constantly.

Actually, just now I really wanted to tell the other party about the guardian staff. Compared with him, the guardian staff is much greater... Which employee has been guarding the entrance of their headquarters building alone, and has been doing it for decades. The work is not only boring, but also there is no one to talk. The passage is still very dull and depressing and narrow...

It is said that the person's hemorrhoids seemed to have been cut several times due to sitting for a long time?

But after thinking about it, K finally didn't joke about other people's affairs. He just got into the driver's seat of his car and urged someone who was still talking nonsense again to get in the car and prepare to set off.

“…”

(⊙w⊙`)

Little Anne is now eating the large bag of fried donuts in her hand, staring at a cat and a dog while watching!

Then, for granted, the dog was staring at her all the time, and both sides stared at each other with wide eyes, and no one was in a hurry to speak or "bark" or something.

“…”

"Hi! Hello, my name is Anne!"

(⊙o⊙)

"That... I'm very surprised. Are you not a dog? But why do you fall in love with a short-haired pointed-eared cat?!"

(w)

The two sides looked at each other for a long time, and finally, Anne, as a little girl, was a little unsatisfied, so she couldn't help asking first. Because in the past, the cats and dogs she saw usually started fighting after meeting, so how could they hang out like now? Besides, the cats and dogs didn't seem to have known each other for a long time.

She has been wandering around the city these days, and then, naturally, accidentally noticed a small newspaper booth, a fake robot selling miscellaneous items and a weird beetle dog on the street. So now she is idle, so she takes the other side and stares at the weird dog.

“…”

··

The dog did not speak, but stared at a little girl with innocent and inexplicable "animal" eyes, and even waved her tail twice in response.

"Hey! You're not talking, be careful I'll cook you!"

o('w*)o

Anne now doesn't matter if anyone around her will hear it. Anyway, she was really dissatisfied when she saw the dog in front of her dared to fool herself impolitely.

“…”

"Wool! Wool!"

“!!”

"I'm really going to get angry!!"

(`)

"Why……"

"But you said that I am a dog, so why do you want me to speak human language?"

··

As a last resort, given that a little girl was getting more and more harsh in her eyes, the bellgian dog could not withstand the pressure and had to speak out and sigh.

"But you are not! You are an alien... No, you are an alien dog, am I right?"

o(*^^*)o

"It's still the question just now. Why did you fall in love with a cat? I found out that you have been pestering it and are still showing your gratitude!!"

"Since you said I'm not an ordinary dog, why can't I like a short-haired Siamese cat on Earth?"

The alien dog asked back.

Now the cat was scared away by this nosy little girl, which made him very upset, so he spoke a little listless... As for the people on earth around him who heard him talking, he no longer wanted to worry about it. Anyway, there will definitely be a man in black to clean up the mess later, and he is not worried that he will be exposed at all.

"Hey? It seems to be too!"

(°°〃)

"Okay! Then this is the case, tell me your name, we will be friends in the future, I like you, a bad dog!"

~(^_^)~

“…”
To be continued...