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Chapter 0626 The little ╰ひ╯╰ひ╯ is useless, why not cut it off! (*?ω?)?(3/4)

"good!"

"Sanzang..."

"This is the magic of the mother's pan-silicon cave. Only women like mother can practice the magic of our masters, but you are a man, so you can't learn it..."

Squat down and touched the other person's little head, Thirty Niang smiled and explained.

Of course, she knew the true identity of her son from the moment she was born!

This little guy is destined to be a Buddhist...

So, until now, she didn't know what to do!

Although there was a thief named Faming who came not long ago and wanted to accept his son as his apprentice, she was so fiercely rejected by the baby guarding her!

She absolutely does not want her son to be a monk, nor does she want the other party to practice those Buddhist teachings!

But she hasn't thought about what to teach him now.

Their master, Pan Si Daxian, was the wick in the Buddha's sun and moon divine lamp before. What they heard was Buddhism every day. In addition to the newly created Pan Si Cave skill spell, there are only Buddhist magic powers left...

"Mom, why am I a man, but you are a woman?"

Little Tang Monk blinked his black eyes and looked at his own mother in confusion.

“…”

"There are men who have little ╰ひ╯ is women who have little ╰ひ╯!"

After hesitating for a while, Chun Sanshiniang still honestly explained this to her intelligent son.

"If that's the case, wouldn't it be enough for me to cut off ╰ひ╯? Anyway, it's useless to keep it!"

(*?w?)?╰ひ╯

After looking at the little Tang Monk under his crotch-open pants, he was extremely smart and soon found a good solution, which was: cut it off!!

“!!”

When Chun Sanshiniang heard her son say such words, she was almost frightened and staggered to the ground!

"Why is it useless? Who taught you this?!"

The expression stopped and the eyes became vicious instantly turned vicious, and the Thirty-Shi Niang stared at her son with a dark face! She knew that the other party would definitely not be able to say such words, and someone must have instigated and instigated them!

"Of course it's the second uncle..."

"He said: 'You will be a monk anyway, and you will go to seek scriptures anyway. Xiao ╰ひ╯ There will definitely be no chance to use it. So it's better to do it all the time before the worries come, grit your teeth and cut it. After you have finished it, you will have no worries from now on...'"

The little boy bit his finger, imitated the tone of a fat and big-eared adult at home, and said in the child's nipples voice.

“!!”

"Okay! OK! OK! What a fat pig, what a pig Ganglie, look at whether my Thirty Lady can forgive you!!"

Thirty Niang gritted her teeth and said fiercely. She now began to hold a grudge against a second senior brother who had no verbal eloquence in her mouth.

"Mother?"

The little Tang Monk was a little confused. Why did his mother suddenly become like this?

“…”

"Son, my mother told you that little ╰ひ╯ must not be cut off. It will hurt a lot and will also cause bleeding. Are you afraid of pain or blood?"

This serious matter is not easy to explain to the child, so Chun Sanshi Niang used something that the other party would definitely understand and began to patiently induce it.

"Afraid!"

"But I want to learn magic again..."

“…”

"Cutting out the little one is ╰ひ╯╰ひ╯ It hurts a lot, aren't you afraid?!"

"How much does it hurt?"

If it didn't hurt very much, maybe he would have endured it and passed.

“…”

"It hurts more than a hundred times of ass!!"

"ah?!"

"Then... then I won't cut the little one ╰ひ╯╰ひ╯…"

When he heard that it hurts even more than a hundred times of his butt, Xiao Tang Seng decisively admitted to his slap.

"good!"

"Son, in the future, you must not listen to that fat pig's words, and don't believe him! That guy is the worst bad guy in our family!!"

"oh……"

"But, who is the fat pig?"

"It's the second uncle in our family. He's just a stupid and stupid fat pig! The worst one!"

"Mother..."

"What's the matter?"

"Aunt Li said it is wrong to say bad things about others behind your back..."

“!!”

"But your second uncle is just a fat pig, I didn't scold him!"

Yes, someone who taught his son was just a pig demon, a stupid, stupid and lazy fat pig. Chun Sanshi Niang definitely did not slander the other party at all!

So, she said this matter very righteously and could not be considered a bad thing behind the scenes!

"oh……"

"Be good! Son, I'll take you to the kitchen to cook with Aunt Li!"

"Okay! OK!"

“…”

—————

"Well……."

e=('o'*))) So full...

Above the heaven, in this magnificent pavilion-like building, Little Annie burped with satisfaction, then patted her round belly and stood up.

"Sister Bodhisattva, I've finished drinking it, and I'm going back now!"

o(* ̄? ̄*)o?

Anne has really drunk enough now...

Drinks, etc., can be taken slowly than eating. After they poured their necks in large bowls, their stomachs quickly swelled, so that after drinking several bowls, he finally couldn't drink them anymore.

“…”

"Please wait... I have something better here. Fellow Daoist Anne, you might as well take a look?!"

Although the other party drank several bowls of his nectar like water, which made the Bodhisattva feel a little thrilling in his heart, seeing that the other party was leaving now and worried that things would change, she had to take out something better for her.

“Eh?!”

∑(o_o;)

"What is it? How could it be more fragrant than the kind of delicious soda you just now?"

ヾ(●′?●)??

Whether it is nectar or golden lilac, in Annie's opinion, it was just soda for entertainment after dinner, so after drinking a few large bowls, she was also a little frigid.

But now, when she saw the golden liquid and smelled the smell it emitted, she was attracted again!

"It's called...super Golden Willow Dew!"

When the Bodhisattva saw his moves used, he felt relieved and nodded slightly while talking.

"Ah?!"

∑(′△)?!

"Are you guys so lazy to name them?!"

(..??_??..)

“…”

The Bodhisattva did not speak, so she ignored the other party’s words and sarcasm. Anyway, as long as she could keep the other party, that would be good!

"Um……"

(?_?)
To be continued...
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