Chapter 0588 You are the monster!o(^`)o(3/4)
"Here, let me give it to you..."
(o゜▽゜)o☆
When Annie suddenly found a stinky old man coming over, she was startled and almost choked!
Then, she felt that she was already full today and could come back another day, so she put down the empty blue and white bed in her hand, and carefully pushed the two dishes that she had not eaten in front of her and pushed them over to the other party!
She has eaten now, so she can barely do this today. She will come again if she has time another day? Moreover, the old man in front of her looks very pitiful and smelly, so she is no longer in the mood to continue eating.
"Thank you, this female layperson!"
"The old Taoist really met a noble person today! Also, Captain Li, I just saw another look at you. You are about to be rich and prosperous! It's so gratifying, so gratifying!"
"At that time, don't forget the old Taoist..."
The old Taoist priest hurriedly pulled the food that the little girl pushed over to him, and then ate the big meal in big mouthfuls while constantly scanning Li Gongfu and the blond and blue-eyed little girl.
He did not lie. He just did a fortune telling for Captain Li. The other party was indeed ready to make good luck and was about to become rich!
"Come on!"
"Master Chen... I used to send you money on time every month, but I didn't say anything good to me when I saw you! I knew that every day that our Li family, or my wife's Xu family, would have to have a 'disaster', and I should be careful?"
"Now, I'll give you some delicious food and drinks, and you'll tell us something nice right away? Ha! I deserve the business of your fortune telling stall!"
Li Gongfu shook his head and said to the old Taoist priest with some amusement.
This old man who changed from a poor scholar to a career is not very good at being a human being, nor can he speak, so he is so miserable! Think about it, who else goes to fortune tellers when they encounter good things? They must be asking and telling fortunes if things are not going well, but what is the result?
I don’t know if this old guy really calculated it or it was fake. Anyway, it’s just the hexagrams that say others are going to be unlucky. In short, there is no good thing!
Over time, everyone in Qiantang County knew that the other party was just a monster old Taoist priest who could only "cause trouble" but not "cause troubles"? Therefore, after the reputation spread, no one wanted to tell fortunes to the other party, and there were even fewer people who wrote letters... so he had to fall into the tragic ending of Li Gongfu, who was once in time and raining in time every month.
"I didn't say anything this time!"
"Now I see that there is a bone facing the sky on your forehead and a light in your eyes. You must be protected by immortals. In the future, you will definitely be rich and noble, and you will not invade all evil!!"
After smearing the messy and yellow beard covered with grease with his hands, Taoist Chen made a clear face and defended Li Gongfu, who had no longer believed him.
"Uh! This tastes good, the old Taoist takes some back and eat it slowly!"
As he said that, the old Taoist priest even stuffed two plates of dishes that had not been moved many times into the fortune telling stall and box he carried with him, not afraid that the store would cause trouble for him!
After all, a basin is worth a lot of copper coins.
"Old Dao Chen, Old Dao Chen... No wonder no one is willing to tell you fortune again... I'm afraid even a child won't believe what you said!"
If you get a cheaper one, you will behave like a fool. Is this kind of argument really a fool?
"The old Taoist did not say anything nonsense. This is absolutely true! I dare to swear to Taoist heart!!"
The old Taoist priest was anxious. This Captain Li was his parents of food and clothing. How could he, Old Taoist Chen, talk nonsense?
"Captain Li, you may not know. I have realized it again recently..."
His Taoism has indeed improved slightly recently, and he has seen his eyes more accurately! Of course, no one is willing to come to him to see him again... However, no matter who he deceives him, he will not deceive Li Gongfu!
"That's good!"
"You should know the thing that I'm so worried now! Tell me, how can I find the guy who stole Kuyin!?"
Although everyone in Qiantang County knew about this, Li Gongfu subconsciously lowered his voice. After seeing that no one around was eavesdropping, he lowered his voice and asked Old Dao Chen in a low voice.
The Ku God the other party invited him before did not seem to work very well. Kuyin was lost again, and he was still planning to take his men down to guard there at night!
"this……"
"The old Taoist magic power is limited. If the Ku Shen can't suppress it, the old Taoist will have no choice."
How dare he, Old Dao Chen, come up and seek death by himself? After all, he, a wild Taoist who was born in a wild way, can't even master the talisman.
"Okay! Then I'll take another step!"
"Then do it, her name is Annie. You can do it for me, where are her parents and family? How can I send her away?"
If the other party really knows how to calculate, then come and help him Li Gongfu, help him to bring this little girl who can't afford it, and send this little ancestor away soon!
As long as he solves this trouble for him, Li Gongfu will thank God and the gods and Buddhas all over the sky!
“Huh?”
(,,?????.?????,,)?
When he heard the two of them talking about themselves and looking for something to wipe their hands, he stared at them curiously.
“Um…”
"Please wait!"
Taoist Chen wiped his mouth and took out a tortoise shell with densely packed and unknown symbols. While looking at the little girl, he leaned over to the tortoise shell with his old face full of greasy face and began to pinch his fingers on it silently.
“??”
"What does it mean to pinch your fingers? It's really strange to you adults like you. They're so big, they still have to pinch your fingers if they count?"
Σ( ̄д ̄;)!!!
It was discovered that the other party was doing some kind of magic trick, and it seemed that it was far worse than Anne's own prophecy spell! So, after just taking a look, she didn't take it too seriously.
If the other party can calculate that kind of thing, that would be strange!
At that time, Anne couldn't find her way home by using prophecy. The old wizard, who was so weak on her body, wanted to be considered Queen Anne? If she hadn't been here now, she would have looked good if she had a backlash!
“…”
Old Dao Chen thought for a long time, and finally he felt cold sweat... But in the end, he sighed and shook his head.
"Did you see what you saw?!"
Li Gongfu was puzzled by Old Dao Chen's strange expression. Anyway, he only knew that he could not afford to serve this little girl now, so he would definitely not be able to support her, and it would be too difficult to raise her... She must be sent back to the other party's family as soon as possible!
The old master said very well, "Only villains and women are difficult to raise"? Look, is there anyone who is more difficult to raise than Annie, a little girl from the Fan country that Li Gongfu met? Just like this little guy, I'm afraid even Gu Dou, the richest man in Qiantang County, dare not raise!
"I can't see it, I only saw a golden light..."
"Oh! I won't read it anymore! My Taoist is still not good enough. I dare not read it, and I will never go to see this little layman again!"
He just used the inexperienced sky-eye he had learned to look at the little girl, and then...
He was directly flashed by the golden light on the other party’s body!
So, he felt: Either, it might be that his own Taoism is indeed not enough, and he really can't see it accurately! Or, the other party is an extremely powerful immortal Buddha who came to earth, so he can't see it clearly and doesn't show it to him?!
However, Old Taoist Chen prefers the former, thinking that it should be because his Taoism is not enough? After all, in the list of immortals and Buddhas in China, there should be no such blonde and blue-eyed little girl, even in the Western religion!
"I knew you, Old Dao Chen, would not believe it!"
He slapped the table hard, and Li Gongfu roared and stared at the other party with grief and anger.
He was really sick and seeking medical treatment just now, and he actually chose to believe this poor old Taoist priest? If the other party could really see it correctly, he would have lived in the Dao Temple with big fish and meat. How could he live on the streets? Li Gongfu, who is living in the maid of life?
"The old Taoist takes his leave and won't bother Captain Li!"
Seeing that the waiter had come over and was worried that he would be driven away by the other party, Chen Laodao said singly and apologized, and quickly carried his fortune-telling box containing several plates of leftover vegetables and pasta. Now that he has obtained the meals for a few days and the plates that can be exchanged for money, he should have retired.
"Catcher Li!"
"Give it! Your food is hit in these two mahogany food boxes. Please be satisfied. Come again next time you have time?"
Of course, the waiter knew that the old Taoist had gone a lot of things, but he didn't mind. Just as Chief Li paid the bill! Compared to the money the other party was going to give, what do these two wooden boxes and a few plates count?
“…”
"How many?"
He always has to pay for his meals, even if he is the Chief Li!
"I have been erased by patronage, Captain Li and the shopkeeper, only this number is needed!"
The waiter stretched out three fingers and began to stare at the small purse that the other party had touched out.
“…”
Li Gongfu took out his purse with some distress, feeling a little emotional, and was also a little entangled...
Although he usually likes to spend money, like now, he spends a month's salary on a meal. After he gives this money, he can't explain it when he goes home. Moreover, it seems that his two pieces of silver and copper coins are not enough?
What should I do?
Not only did he eat all his monthly salary in a meal, but he also had to pay on credit? Even Li Gongfu himself felt that this matter was a bit too much... The woman at home would definitely criticize her for a long time!
"that……"
"If I have this, can I do it?"
(*^▽^*)↗??
Seeing the embarrassing appearance of the captain policeman, Little Anne, who had eaten in New York with Uncle Colson, knew why the other party had that expression, so she took out a shiny and yellow gold coin in time! This was what Tibers just reminded her, saying that there were also the kind of golden leaves in this hotel? Then, the other party should definitely collect gold!
If one gold coin is not enough, then she still has a lot of gold ingots, which cannot be insufficient.
“!!”
“!!”
To be continued...