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Chapter 1002 I have a nickname called Black Widow, bald guy, do you still want to flirt with me?(2/4)

Seeing that the other party was shaking his hands and lying on the wide sofa before he could sit down and pretend to scratch the soles of his feet and watch the TV, Tang Xiaoseng had no choice but to think that there was really nothing else in the refrigerator except bread and frozen steamed buns, and he didn't even have tea or fruits, so he could only grit his teeth and plan to go over and talk to the other party first.

“…”

"Ha! Two, your place is really unique..."

After looking around, Natasha shook her head, then sat down next to the small coffee table in front of her without treating herself as an outsider, and then said to the bald little man who couldn't wait to sit opposite her.

Of course, "Child" and so on are all excuses for her, because the place where two men live looks messy and dirty, the floor seems to have not been dragged for several days, and all kinds of leftover fast food boxes on the coffee table are thrown everywhere, and she might not have come here if it weren't for the task. How could this be considered "Child"?

"Amitabha……"

"I wonder who this beautiful lady is. This year, Gui Geng, what's the point of doing when he comes to the humble house?"

Tang Xiaoseng pronounced the Buddha's name, then squinted his eyes and looked at the other person's figure and face full of evil spirits, murderous aura and demonic spirits, and sighed secretly!

Obviously, this kind of demon who is detrimental to the world must be the target of his little monk Tang’s subjugation and influence! His little monk said, “Who will go to hell if I don’t go to hell?” Therefore, to save such a fairy who is destined to be destined to cause endless murder, he still dare not bother his uncle Monkey to handle it.

“!!”

How dare you ask about your age?

You know, her age is one of the highest level secrets of Bear Shield-Di, and age is also taboo for her black widow Natasha!

So, her eyelids couldn't help but jump. After her favorability for the other party, which had not been too much, dropped to the bottom, she took a deep breath and felt that it would be better not to talk too much about the charming bald man in front of her today, or would it be better to directly enter the topic?

"Okay, I won't say much nonsense!"

"I'm not an insurance seller, and you are not ordinary people. Let's just talk about it today! But before that, I think you might know this person, right?"

Natasha glanced at the second target that was tilted a few meters away on the sofa and pretended to watch TV, but the light of her eyes kept looking at the second target here. Then, she suddenly reached out and took out a small photo from a slot on her buttocks, and gently buckled it on the table, pushing it to the small bald head who seemed to be in the head.

“!!”

"Is that little brat?!"

Sun Wukong sat up from the sofa and said hatefully with gritted teeth! Obviously, he recognized the other person and didn't like the little girl in the photo very much!!

"Amitabha……"

"I wonder what this female donor has to do with Aunt Anne in the photo? Where is she now?"

After being stunned for a moment, Tang Xiaoseng slightly concealed the trace of surprise and doubt in his heart with a Buddhist name.

He really recognized the little girl in that photo. Of course, the relationship between him and the other party should be called an aunt by seniority... However, when he started to learn language since childhood and started to remember things with great talent, he called him more of the other party's sister or aunt.

"very good!"

"Just know each other!"

Natasha nodded, but she did not tell the other party about her relationship with the little guy and where the other party is now, because she didn't even know the problem behind her.

"I will introduce myself first: My name is Natasha Romanov, and I am an agent of Bear Shield Detective. You should have heard of our Bear Shield Detective? Two days ago, my two colleagues tried to contact you, but you ran away!"

"So, I'm here today!"

After saying that, Natasha looked up and glanced at the middle-aged man who walked over and seemed a little unhappy, because she had no idea why the other party was so disgusted with their little guy, and the bald guy here had a different attitude?

"I, Lao Sun, want to correct me! We didn't run away at that time. We just didn't want to have a conflict with you officials..."

"snort!"

After saying that, a monkey glanced at the photo again and found the hateful smile on it that was still fresh in memory. After finding that he did not admit his mistake, he snorted coldly.

"Same, we don't want to have a conflict with you!"

"But you may not know yet, right? This little girl, she is one of the senior executives and founders of our Bear ShieldDay. Maybe we might be a family?"

Natasha pointed her finger at the desktop where the photo was located twice, and patiently said in the other party's grammar that was biased towards the east.

“!!”

"You are the subordinates of Aunt Annie? That's great. Of course we are a family, can we not be a family? This sister, we must have a good chat today!"

After the initial shock, Tang Xiaoseng quickly returned to his previous sloppy appearance, and hurriedly stood up. Then, he sat down next to the other party without seeing him at all, and sat down next to the other party's arm.

"Tsk!"

This thief is bald!!

A monkey had a dark face and sat directly on the other party's empty seat. He planned to sit here and listen to what the fairy wanted to say later.

“…”

After glanced at a creamy boy who was hitting a snake with a stick, Natasha grinned and moved her seat quietly. Because she preferred the muscle-like man, such as Captain America or the Hulk, she would never be a creamy boy with whiter, tenderer and delicate skin around her!!

"Tell me!"

"Who are you? Where did you come from? I need to understand your origin first!"

Since some topics have been discussed, since it is confirmed that the other party is indeed not an enemy, and there may be some connections, Natasha calmly pressed a button on the universal tool on her left wrist, and started asking after opening the recorded instrument.

"Amitabha……"

"Female donor, didn't the little monk just say it?!"

“??”

"What did you say?"

"I am a monk named Xiaomeng Tang. He came from the Song Dynasty in the East. His Dharma name was Sanzang, also known as Sanzang Tang. He was the second disciple of the Buddha Tathagata. He was reincarnated as Jin Chanzi. After going to the West to worship Buddha and seek sutras, he was awarded the title of Sandalwood Merit Buddha at Daleiyin Temple. He is still single at present..."

"As for the sharp-mouthed monkey-like opposite the female donor, his Dharma name is Sun Wukong, and it's better not to mention the name of the layman! He used to be a small official who released a horse in the heavenly court, and now he is a bad disciple of the monk. He was awarded the title of the Fighting War Buddha... But the female donor doesn't have to worry about him, because he has already started a family, and there is a wife in the family who is the roar of the Lion Roar of Hedong. She is the second disciple of Pansi Consort. She is extremely powerful and can't be provoked!"

Tang Xiaomeng completely ignored the terrible black face of a monkey, and directly told everything he should say and what he shouldn't say, and what he shouldn't say, and he was the kind who didn't give him any face?

“…”

"Do you think I haven't read "Journey to the West"? Tang Sanzang was obviously from the Tang Dynasty, so shouldn't he come from the 'Da Tang Dynasty'?"

Regardless of whether the other party was true or not, Natasha firmly believed that the description in "Journey to the West" she read was indeed from the Tang Dynasty, and she would not believe the inexplicable words made up by the other party!

I’m going to give Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong. I really think she, the black widow, is easy to fool?!

"Amitabha……"

"The female donor misunderstood! I have read "Journey to the West" in the past two days, but the monk dares to guarantee it in the name of the Buddha. The Tang monk in that book is not like the little monk at all! Moreover, those female fairies are not as bad as those written in the book?"

"Also, the white bone spirit girl is very gentle. He dares to hit the wild monkey, let alone three times, and once you hit me, you dare to do a few games with him. Is it really a decoration for me to be a monk's Zen stick?!"

"The seven spider spirit girls are too, don't you hear that: the day of the three months of the day when Cuozi was blowing down Su Chanjuan. Sweat was covered with pink face and flowers, dust stained with moth eyebrows and willows and smoke. The jade bamboo shoots were hung low in green sleeves, and the golden lotus was slanted with her skirt. After kicking her a few times, she was weak and she was fluffy in the clouds, and her bun was tilted with her hair?"

"The little monk misses him very much..."

"Also! The Scorpion Spirit and the King of the Western Liang Women's Kingdom are a pair of good friends. I have the most say in this matter, but what messy things are written in the book?"

Tang Xiaoseng, who was about to speak, began to protest without any restraint, and began to pick up trouble for himself and his confidants.

"but……"

"The descriptions of Uncle Pig Er and Uncle Sha San are the most accurate. The dead pig is surprisingly lazy, and the thief-stricken uncle is also the bald man. He can be scammers all day long. I was caught by monsters several times. Not only did he not save him, he turned around and ran away?"

"It's so outrageous!!"

"By the way!"

"Finally correct me: I am not actually a white dragon horse, but the little donkey under my master Pansi Constellation. She is a mother and a fairy! However, I have not come to the outside world of your foreign country with us yet..."

In one breath, Tang Xiaoseng said so much in front of the stunned agent Natasha of Bear Shield Detective. Of course, given the unsightly-looking face of a certain monkey sitting opposite, he did not dare to talk about some of the other party's scandals, such as hooking up with his sister-in-law Princess Iron Fan, or something?

“…”

"Do you think I'll believe it?"

Seeing that the other party was talking nonsense about a lot of inexplicable things, and it didn't sound like there was a truth at all. Natasha's face, which was originally a professional smile, pulled down directly. Because she felt that no matter what the agents of Bear Shield Detective investigated or what she asked now, were all fake!

"Amitabha……"

"Everything that the little monk just now is true, why doesn't the female donor believe it?"

After sighing helplessly, Tang Xiaoseng didn't understand. He had clearly been honest with each other, but why did the other party not believe it? Sure enough, the ancients really did not deceive him, which was exactly the same as the saying, "He was going to be with the bright moon, but the bright moon shining on the ditch"!

"As far as we know, the myths and legends in Journey to the West are all completely fictional, and the gods and monsters inside have never appeared..."

Natasha sneered at the two dishonest guys in front of her, and began to think of countermeasures. She felt that she had to find a way to let them explain honestly.

"Amitabha…"

"Isn't the Thor in the Avengers of your Bear ShieldD also a mythical character? Why can't he appear? I can't?"

“!!”

"You actually know him. It seems that you have a lot of understanding of us recently?"

Natasha was a little surprised, and suddenly she was speechless...

"certainly!"

"I am not talented and have a lot of experience in reading the mind! Therefore, I have already known what the female donor thinks!"

If he doesn't know how to read the mind, how could he, Xiaoseng, hook up with so many fairies and become "good mentors and friends" with so many goddesses and fairies?

“!!”

Swish!
To be continued...
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